Valiant Page #3
Oh, just like home.
[shouting]
[groaning]
- I've had enough.
- [gasping]
Speak!
Lieutenant Mercury,
Coming up. Right away.
- [laughing]
- Come on, come on, come on.
One shot of this,
and we will know everything.
I'll never talk.
Never! Never!
[snoring]
- [Bugsy snores]
- [flies wheeze]
Wakey, wakey!
You birdbrains are Squad F.
You know what that means?
Squad fantastic?
- Squad formidable?
- No.
- Philosophical?
- No!
- It means you are the flyers...
- [whooping]
...of the future.
[whooping, grunting]
The far future.
But my job, somehow, is to make you
Ooh. Ha, ha, ha.
[groans]
Good maneuver.
It might help if you kept
your eyes open.
Better get you back
to your nursing dove.
Thanks, Bugsy.
You must really like it here,
because this is the third time
this week you've been to see me.
- I wish you'd be more careful.
- Don't you worry.
Where I come from, danger
is our business. Oh, yeah.
We spit danger in the eye.
If they can dish it out,
well, I can take it.
- And where do you come from?
- West Nestington.
That's near Nestington.
It's, um...
- It's to the west of it, actually.
- [giggling]
Oh, Valiant.
Well, I have to...
...return to my duties, so...
Goodbye.
- [Victoria] Valiant, wait.
- [screaming]
[groans]
As homing pigeons, it's our duty
to transport messages...
...in the worst of conditions:
wind, rain, sleet, snow.
Bombs exploding, bullets flying.
As if that weren't enough,
Mother Nature has the audacity
to create a little something called...
-...the falcon.
- [gasping]
Twenty pounds of pigeon-eating muscle,
measuring five of your wingspans.
They like to blindside their prey
at speeds in excess
of 200 miles per hour.
But not to bite, not yet.
The first strike is merely for impact.
They'll let you drop a bit,
making sure you're defenseless,
then scoop you up
in their razor-sharp talons.
[grunts]
And in the dark of the night,
you'll have but a split second
- Friend or foe?
- Foe!
No, you idiots. It's a pigeon.
- Friend or foe?
- Foe. No, friend.
- Friend, or maybe...
- No! It's a foe.
- [Bugsy] Ah, yes, yes.
- Friend or foe?
- Friend, friend.
- Oh, yes, my friend.
[laughter]
Ninety-nine, one hundred.
- [groaning]
- One hundred and one.
-[grunting]
- One hundred and two.
[grunting]
[Sarge] To survive his mission,
a pigeon must have the strength
[Sarge] He must have the speed
to fly like the wind.
[screaming]
[whooping]
- Evasive action.
- [Sarge] He must have the agility...
- Circle.
-...to outmaneuver the enemy.
Figure eight.
[sighing]
[Sarge] And he must have
the endurance to battle the elements,
flying long distances
over raging seas.
Whoa!
- [humming]
- [clearing throat] Me again.
Valiant.
Oh! Oh, my favorite.
How did you know?
Mmm.
The parrot says,
"How about we do a loop the loop?"
I said, "l can't do a loop the loop."
[laughing]
He says, "Why ever not?
I say, "Why, I'm afraid of heights."
He says, "You?
- Afraid of heights? That's ridiculous."
- [growling]
- "Maybe to you, mate, but not to me."
- [snoring]
[Mercury laughing]
- That's it, that's it.
- Come on. Go on.
Afternoon, Monty.
- Hello, Guts. What news?
- Not good, I'm afraid.
- We just lost Squadron E over Belgium.
- [sighs]
are our only chance.
Whoa!
- They'll have to leave tomorrow.
- You can't be serious.
They haven't even finished
their training.
- Attack formation accomplished, sir.
- [cheering]
Yes! Whoa...
- [screaming]
- [thud]
- Ooh.
- [groaning]
Sorry, but those are the orders.
Have them ready at 1 800 tomorrow,
Monty, old boy.
Cheers.
Commander Gutsy's here, so...
So... I suppose
you'll be shipping out soon.
[nasal voice] I know, I know.
I can't wait.
This is the moment
I've been waiting for.
Well...
I'd like to be part
of what you come home to.
I don't care if you're a hero.
Just concentrate on the getting back.
[sighing]
Ow!
You need to understand
something, lads.
Our losses have been heavy.
Catastrophic.
You're all we've got.
And so, today,
we fight for our country.
Tomorrow our feathers may be plucked
from our lifeless bodies,
our innards spread like jam on toast
and our bones fed to rabid weasels.
But never mind that.
On this day, in this place,
Iet it forever be known
that you pigeons did your part
- S...
- Seeds!
- Freedom!
- Right.
You will be Commander Gutsy's
support wing.
- [gasping]
- I expect you to do whatever it takes
to ensure the success
of his mission.
Chaps, the message
we have been sent to carry
is of the utmost importance.
The outcome of the war
could well depend on it.
We pigeons have never been entrusted
with a more critical
or dangerous mission.
May you fly straight,
and may your instinct guide you home.
What did Gutsy mean
by "highly dangerous"?
I don't know, but I can tell you this.
[belches] I am a bird of principle.
[slurping]
And my number one principle is,
don't get involved with anything
called "highly dangerous."
[slurping]
And I will never violate
my core beliefs.
Do not ask me to violate
my core beliefs.
You're talking to the wrong pigeon.
[belches]
Sir, point of clarification, please.
Regarding the dangerous mission.
- I've got a doctor's note.
- Zip it, stinky.
Yeah, sure, I understand.
And I truly regret that I have
but one life to give for my country.
I'd love to die. Love to die.
- Can't. Not Sunday. Bad for me.
- Are you finished?
Not quite. Listen, maybe I'm not
that conscientious, but I do object.
Get back to the barracks!
Now!
Do I still have to go
on the dangerous mission?
- Now!
- Yep.
- I'll take that as a, "Yes, I do."
- Now!
[Valiant] Hey? Hey!
- Where are you going?
- Shh. Keep it down, mate.
- I got some serious flying ahead.
- Flying?
What do you mean?
Flying to where?
Back to old Trafalgar Square.
You're not leaving.
You'll break up the team.
Team? I'm not a team player.
Bigger question
is why are you staying?
- Why am I stay...
- Because it's my duty. It's our duty.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. Sorry.
Have I missed something?
Did we start this? No.
Did we make those?
Or those?
I've seen them fall, mate,
and it's not a pretty sight.
The truth is...
...I'm scared, all right?
Don't tell them that,
'cause I'll deny it.
Well, I'm scared too.
Then come with me, yeah?
Trafalgar Square'll be ours.
Come on.
We didn't make
Trafalgar Square either.
Where do we go when
they start dropping bombs there?
No, no, I'm staying.
I'm doing my bit.
Yeah. They're lucky
to have you, mate.
Anyway, keep your wings dry, yeah?
- [banging]
- Ow! Ow!
- Ow! Ow!
- [Tailfeather] What's happening?
- Shh.
- [Toughwood] What's going on?
It's time for me to fly the coop,
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