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Guys! I'm on a roll tonight and when

that happens, I attract women like flies.

- Even.

- Sh*t.

Only because they're naked

I'm in the mood for love.

Hey, wait a minute.

I thought we were...

We gotta be getting back soon,

AJ will take care of everything, Ok?

Wait, this isn't fair!

We come out here all the way,

and I don't even get

a chance to watch?

I think I should have a say

in the selection.

You can interview her, in the car.

No way, one for all

and all inside I say, ta ta!

Duncan, don't do that!

Six coffees!

I'm in the mood for love

Simply because they're naked...

How you doing, boys?

Can I see your lD?

Good... enough! Perfect.

Go ahead!

Bar or table?

Ringside!

Thank you... Sir!

Hey, Blondie!

You don't remember me, do you?

It has been a long time

but I remember you.

I'm Emma and I will be your waitress

for this evening, guys.

So what can I get for you?

I would like a slow,

comfortable, screw.

A beer. And one for my buddy.

For a week.

L know I gotta get it fixed.

It drives me crazy.

It drives you crazy.

You don't remember that.

I'm going to remember that

for the rest of my life.

Builder of major erections,

our construction engineer,

Hard Hat.

Come on, let's hear it!

You have any friends that want to

remember me? Nah, I didn't think so!

Gentlemen! I give you...

...Katrina!

Wait till those wimps

at De Psi Phi see this!

She's...

Yes! He scores!

I love the show, girls!

It's brilliant, very tastefully done.

Come on!

All right, gentlemen.

You're in for a treat!

She melts in your mouth,

she melts in your hands.

Sweet, sweet, Candi!

Hello?

Katrina! You scared me.

Nice hair!

I caught your act out there,

some show!

Very... new! Very... now.

Anyway, I was wondering,

maybe later tonight,

if you're interested in doing

a little encore performance,

for a much more appreciative audience,

I could definitely make it worth

your while. Yes I could.

I'd be willing to pay top dollar.

L can see you're a professional.

And I like working with professionals.

And I like you.

L can see you like me too.

Whoa...

Wow!

Allow me!

Like to play rough?

I'll be back.

Anybody want to claim this lush?

I'm trying to run a respectable joint

here, gentlemen. Going once, twice...

He's alone, clean this mess up!

And now, she's not much upstairs,

but what a staircase!

Gentlemen, the fabulous... Dominique!

Come here...

Class!

Sh*t!

That's it, we're out of here.

Excuse me, could you go backstage

and tell my friend his buddy is waiting.

I see no friend.

Yeah, you took him backstage.

He's tall, dark hair, grey jacket.

I take no one back.

Excuse me. All right.

You ever have

one of those nights...?

There's a problem,

he was not alone.

He has a friend, he's downstairs

talking with the new girl.

L think there's another one of them.

That's it. One number to get into

a frat, except now I don't care.

All I want to do is find AJ

and get back to school.

Not Mr Dynamite,

you guys still hanging out?

I knew it. Yep, come on,

I bet you he'll remember me.

Did you see a guy come back here?

Welcome to Bow Wow City.

Did you see a guy come back

here, tall, good looking?

No guy came back here?

One of the girls

brought him here... Her!

You! I remember now, so sorry.

Your friend wanted to see Katrina,

I tell him no one sees Katrina.

Didn't have much of a chance with her.

- After that...

- You didn't see what happened?

Wait!

- Where's Candi?

- She's half shift tonight!

I'm afraid AJ's decided

to hold auditions.

No, he wouldn't just leave.

Not even with a girl that would melt

in your mouth, and in your hands?

Yeah, he'd leave.

I'm going to kick his...

Wait! It's time for my break.

L have to go to the hotel.

Some of the girls stay there.

If we hurry, we could catch AJ. See

you at the side entrance in two minutes.

Excuse you!

- You want to find AJ, right?

- Right.

Well, then go!

Aren't we jumpy tonight!

This is really weird.

It's like a reunion or something.

Yeah, I wish I knew with who!

When the time is right

I promise I'Il tell you.

He's on his way, don't screw it!

You got it? All right.

- Ok, you're dying to ask me.

- What?

- Why I strip.

- No I wasn't.

- Yes, you are!

- I wasn't. It's none of my business.

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

It's a natural curiosity.

L mean the club is not a permanent

stop if that's what you think,

It's easy to get,

I can express myself.

That's really important because

I'm still trying to find my purpose in life.

God knows I've looked. Tried acting

for a while, what a joke that was.

Oh God, that's so sad.

Little girl, where's your mummy?

Parents like that should be shot!

You screwed up,

you're sushi baby.

He was so beautiful,

I was sure you'd like him.

You know the rules!

Only the transients, the loonies, the

strays, the ones that can't be traced.

He said he was alone!

That he was just passing through!

He fit the profile.

- He was a gift.

- Nice gift!

I'm going to have to kill them both.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

You're not going to punish her?

lf it were me...

Look, if I had some power...

All right!

If we had just moved the whole

operation to Vegas like I suggested...

Thank you, I'm not here forever.

L will be more careful.

Well, I guess Vegas is out.

Excuse me...

$20 a half hour.

I'm from the club, remember?

I checked in this afternoon.

I'd like the key to 1311 please.

Thank you.

Oh, can you please ring Candi,

you know, the redhead.

It's busy. But you can go up

if you like. Room 1309.

13 please!

Wait!

We should have heard

something by now.

I don't like it.

If something goes wrong, that queen

b*tch is going to chew my ass up.

Vlad, give it up, there's nothing going

on between you and her any more.

All you are to her is a quick fix.

Hey, but what do I know?

Hey!

- What happened? They said you left!

- AJ, did you find him?

No. You look awful,

what happened to you?

The girl, what did she say?

L went to her apartment,

it was like no one lived there.

What are you so testy about?

You want to know why I'm testy?

I'll tell you why I'm testy.

Today I was nearly hung, I got

into a fight with a psychotic albino.

I met a human pin cushion

in the bathroom,

I ate a cockroach,

my best friend disappears.

Then I'm nearly assassinated

by an elevator.

I've had a bad day. All I want

is to find AJ and get back to school.

- Is that too much to ask for?

- No, but I don't see what the hurry is.

He'll probably show up.

Listen, where else would

a girl like Candy take AJ?

You mean a girl like me.

Just say it.

I was trying to be helpful.

I thought it'd be nice

if maybe you and me

spent some time... Oh, screw it!

You know,

if you knew me a little better!

- L don't know you at all!

- That's another thing.

How come I remember you so well

and you...?

Obviously, our moment together wasn't

as important to you as it was to me.

- What moment? Look...

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