Vamp Page #4

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when you're done.

I'm not driving anywhere.

Spill these all over the place!

Oops, oh I'm sorry, excuse me.

Hold my drink!

To Vegas!

Come on! Trap door!

Ok, you win, I'm gone.

- What the hell are you doing?

- The b*tch owes me money!

This way!

I would love to have seen Vegas.

Once.

Just once.

My first drink in 75 years.

Vlad, to the good old days!

Sh*t!

Guys!

- How you doing back there, Dunc?

- I'm hungry!

He's Ok!

No, I mean I'm starving.

We'll order some pizza

when we get back to school.

If that's Ok with you?

Guys!

Wait, wait!

Move!

Looks like we're not the first ones

midnight shopping, it was already bent.

Find some bullets!

- Will this help?

- You got ammo with that?

You mean bullets? No.

- Where did you get that?

- Get back!

I'm good with this, believe me.

- Look, no fangs! Come on.

- Who are you?

Tell me your real name!

This isn't exactly the time

I had in mind. I thought maybe...

Did you actually think

I could have been one of those?

No.

This way!

- We're saved!

- Thank God for mass transit.

- Last stop!

- I don't need this sh*t!

Talk about timing, come on!

What gang is this?

Wait!

Come on, help me!

- Keith! It's time.

- What?

My name! I'm Alison Hicks,

remember? Seaside Heights.

Summer vacation, 5th grade.

We were in Sue Leonard's basement

playing spin the bottle.

I spun, it landed on Moose

and you pushed the bottle.

I didn't have to kiss him

and ended up kissing you.

- Remember now?

- Yeah! You have incredible timing.

Thanks!

Are you sure it's safe down here?

Trust me, this is an abandoned

system. I've been here before.

- What was that?

- Probably just a wino or something.

In high heels?

Come on!

Here!

Come on!

- L have matches here somewhere.

- Don't! I smell something.

- L think we should leave.

- This was not a very good idea!

- Alison! The matches!

- You called me Alison!

The matches!

Alison!

Keith!

God, shoot her.

Shoot her, please! No!

Keith!

Let's go!

- Come on!

- There's something I've got to do first.

- Ah, you're bleeding!

- Oh, it's nothing!

This can get infected,

we'll have to have this checked out.

Thanks.

Come up here a second.

I want to show you something.

What?

God!

ls that supposed to be funny?

No, it's not.

You killed my Katrina!

You both must die!

Well, don't everybody thank me

all at once.

Formica. Go figure.

Hi, Alison!

Relax! I'Il take care of this somehow!

This has been one wacky night.

You're telling me?

I'm going to need

some new clothes here.

Wait! Where are you going?

After all these years

you don't trust me?

I can't handle this, you know.

Look, there's always night school!

- Hi, there.

- Hi!

And jobs, I'll take a graveyard shift!

Yeah, that's what I'll do!

Keith?

Relax! I'll take care of everything.

Follow us!

I'm right below you, pal!

Hey, you guys live in a barn or what?

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