Vampire Warriors

Your alcohol tolerance is high

Are you okay?

Hold on! I can't take anymore!

How come you're so weak?

Heidi's alcohol tolerance is low

Are you okay?

Where to?

Where to? You'll know if you follow me

I have the music we talked about

Wanna listen?

Who're you? Stop staring, would you?

Take a look at what you're kissing

You blind dude?

Run! Help!

Who're you? Why did you intervene?

I'll kill you!

Have you seen a lady vampire called Sue

who wears a red cape?

Sure, I know her

Is the one you talked

about two hundred years old?

That's her

Almost two hundred years old

Wrong answer

The one I'm looking for is only

a few years old

What? Why're you hiding outside?

Are you able to sniff my blood?

Really? Then I'd give you an excuse to kill me

I'm not that dumb

How could I give you my virginity?

Then...who would you give it to?

Not gonna tell you, you can't keep a secret

Good to be old, high blood pressure

No need to suck hard,

the blood will just burst from the artery

Good

Cum inside your mouth...with blood

What? Come inside my mouth?

You're bad

Really works?

Of course

Have you tried it?

Nuts! I never have a boyfriend

Really?

Of course

HEY:

VVhat're you doing?

Yes, a virgin should have it!

Don't!

Nope!

Brother

Come out

Dad, what're you doing here?

It means alright

Who're they?

They?

Friends, we always come out for fun

Friends?

But she called you dad?

Did she? No!

Mister, how old are you?

A hundred something

A hundred something?

Even your daughter is older than one hundred

Beauty

Better take a good look of his big son

Auntie

Uncle, how old are you?

No more joking!

If I wanna look for an old face

I'll find a mummy in Egypt

Won't find any mummies here

Me instead

Because I'm a daddy

Daddy?

Go to hell !

Beauty, please don't go

Dad Dad

Why did you do that?

I only called you dad

You're really our dad

I know, I know I'm your dad

But take a look, do I look that old?

Dad, when was last time you looked

in a mirror? A thousand years ago?

You're such an eloquent girl

Speaking arrogantly

It'll affect our father

and daughter relationship

OK:

From now on, we're all on our own

OK?

The night is still young

Our dad is so ridiculous

Really?

Dad! Come back quickly!

There's a girl who likes you

Really?

Damn kid, joking around again?

I see some good food over there

What good food?

What is it?

It was here

I just saw it

Who were you chasing?

Dunno, I thought she was my sister

Are you still looking for your sister?

Rex

Have you seen a vampire in red?

We're vampires

How do we know where the vampires are?

Lots of human out there

I smell an old woman.

I can tell she'll die soon

Sure! On what?

Serious! How would I finish such a big one?

Serious! Are you scared?

Are you scared of me?

No. Alright! Come on!

Max, do you wanna play?

No

OK, help us keep time

On your mark? Ready?

One, two, three

Fifty-eight seconds

Thirty-one seconds

Sixty-one seconds

She is dead!

How many seconds?

Fifty-eight seconds

Damn it! Can't hold on for three more seconds

I win

Big deal

I don't care

Two bottles, one for each

We have to drink it all?

How could Lin finish such a big one?

Forget it, we quit

Why do you help Lin?

Do you have a crush on her?

No way

it's okay, I'll drink it

Lin

Are you sure? Let me help you

No! The worst thing that could happen is death

Trust me, I died before

Come on! Cheers!

Rex

Don't act like an idiot

Lin

Are you okay?

Already told you

not to pretend to be so tough

If you can't drink it, just let me help

Don't you know that lots of vampires

are poisoned to death by water?

I don't care

HEY:

I agree

Being a vampire is so boring

Don't play with my stuff

I had a dream that I was going to die

Eight hundred years

I've been a vampire for eight hundred years

I'm stuck in a life without any feeling

Not hurt! Not hurt!

I just can't feel anything

I'm a corpse

No feeling

You really are a bummer

You always say unkind words

What?

Unhappy again?

No

Thinking of Sue again?

I'm hungry, I'll go eat

I wanna go too

Don't you think they're gay?

If Ar was a tom-boy,

she'd attract a lot of girls

You don't say...

I also wanna know if you're lesbians?

That's disappointing

We've a crush on you for so long

And you think we're lesbians?

What did you say?

There's something that we can't speak about

Actions speak louder than words

What?

Lin! Go!

Stop it! No!

Take off his pants

Don't!

Don't move!

Are you Madam Joyce's friend?

Are you Joey?

This is the friend who you were talking about

Yes

OK, follow me

Let me find a good spot

Don't you 'Hey' me?

I got a name. I'm May

May, so where're we going?

It doesn't look like anyone is living here

Don't be scared

I borrowed you both from Madam Joyce

I'm responsible for your safety

Don't worry. Should you get hurt,

I'll be in big trouble!

Let's go! This customer is very gentle

Let's go

it's so horrible, Joey?

I wanna leave

Excuse me, May

I'll get someone to kill you!

Help! Joey!

What does he want?

The boss is here

Handsome! Calm down!

Take it easy

But you must wear condoms

Condoms? What's that for?

Please don't kill me!

Who're you?

Don't die yet! Gimme some more time!

Please. Hey, stay alive!

You have to be alive for me to take you soul!

What a waste!

Why did I hit him so hard?

He is top-rated

Wait

There's one more, I don't want to waste it

No!

Please! Let me go!

Please let me go!

No! No!

Disgusting, you have no manner at all?

Did you find the place?

You said that you were hungry

I'm looking

Did you think the one in red is Sue?

I think so

Have you found it? What do you wanna eat?

Find it! Come over!

Serious?

We're thieves

Are you screwing with me?

A vegetarian restaurant?

You can't be serious?

Did you say you are hungry?

You witch!

Goodness! Not even a tiny drop of pig blood

Can you eat ketchup?

I just wanna play with it in my mouth,

can't I?

Sure! Keep playing!

Is that shrimp?

Not a real one

It is made of yellow bean, flour and gluten

Looks real, right?

And this ?

Fish fillet

Doesn't look real

This celery looks so real

What is it made of?

Are you full?

What about you?

Crap

Do I smell good?

Stinky witch

Don't you wanna try my blood?

No! Pig blood tastes better

Only talking

But I don't wanna kill people

OK:

You look pretty when you smile

What're you laughing at?

I'm a vampire. How could I smile?

People are very funny lately

They go for Botox

They inject poison into their flesh

to make it stiff and dead

Really ridiculous

Guess they've got too much money to squander

You can't find a job if you can't read

Really?

Good night

Good night

OK:

Corgi? Where are those Corgi?

Rabbit again

Why are you always eating my stuff

without asking me?

I bought those Corgi

What about dad? He's not back yet?

How would I know?

Stop stealing my stuff

It was British Shorthair last time,

and this time, Corgi

What's wrong with you? Are you a thief?

I love western cuisine

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