Vampire Warriors Page #2

If you like it, buy it yourself.

Why did you eat mine?

OK! I'll get it myself, next time

You better! I'll remember you said that!

Beauty

You said you live alone

Yes

They come to visit me

Who're you cheating?

Beauty

What Beauty? I have a name

You're really bad

Don't you remember my name?

Ying?

Go to hell!

Are you really leaving?

Why're you here? Aren't you going out?

I haven't changed my clothes yet

You are corpses.

Whatever you wear, you're still dead bodies

So are you, then why would you change?

That's because I got style

Why're you following me?

Are you hitting people or the organs?

Yes, can I help you?

Do you know where the Tai Fu Village is?

Three to four blocks ahead

Turn left and go further down for awhile

Left?

Very close

Please help out this old woman

I wanna visit my grandson

It's already late. if I arrive there late

OK! I'll take you over

Thank you

What? Won't you help me in?

What do you want?

You asked me what I wanted?

Really! Just what do you want?

The evil force is very strong here

Run!

Run!

You go first!

Where're they? Didn't they say harbor front?

Should be here

Over there

They're over doing it

I really wanna try kissing?

Showtime! Showtime!

I'd like to know what kissing is like

I could actually see our lips touched

But still, I felt nothing

Horny tramps!

So boring

My mother once told me

that pain is very important

Pain tells you that you're injured

And that you required treatment

She also said that

it wasn't just the pain physically

But that when people were unhappy

They would get headaches

Heart burn

They're symptoms to warn you

that you have problems

It let you take action early, or else it

could be too late when the real trouble comes

What's good to do?

We're vampires

We should do thing that is appropriate

to what we are

it's so boring!

I don't wanna be a vampire anymore

I jump too

I'm coming

Let's jump

OK:

Why did we jump? We knew it won't hurt

I've water

I'd just like to punch you

That's super!

Yes! He landed on his head

without hurting himself

How could he do that?

What? They're idiots

I don't think so

They have guts

You haven't seen much

Are you okay?

It hurts! Oh no!

Really painful! Help!

What're you hitting?

No matter what you do, you're still a corpse

Why did you hit my breasts?

It proves that

they aren't an ordinary breasts?

They're super bowling balls

Gosh, you're so sick

Menstruation?

These girls are bad

But that tall guy looks good

I'll lock up this target first, you don't

Do you like my T-shirt?

I bought it in Mongkok. I can take you there

It has nothing to do with me

Let's exchange phone numbers

How about you giving me your phone number

Let's run

Don't run! Wait!

What's wrong with him?

So impolite Crazy

They aren't pursuing

You witch, you're just making trouble

l didn't

Are you sick? Sniffing her period!

Crazy! I didn't

No? You still deny it

No

Here you are

OK! OK! See you tomorrow

OK! Bye!

Good night! Good night!

Max and Rex are truly a lot of fun

Max won't get angry easily

That's right

Are you a human or a vampire?

I'm a vampire

But not an ordinary one

l.m

I don't know how to describe it

In short, I'm a vampire who eats vampires

Let's see how you taste

What do you want?

Not aged enough, tasteless

This one is probably good enough.

It should taste better

Yummy

This is true vampire indeed

None of your business

Cold-blooded

Are you mocking me?

This is called survival of the fittest

Whereas cows are vegetarians.

That's the way it is

If you force a cow to eat meat

The cow will die

Crap

You call this crap

I think it's very meaningful

Let me teach you a lesson

How do you like it?

I hate rejections

Yes

Rats! You don't eat rats

Do they have any rashes or hives?

Why are you kicking me?

You simply don't eat rats

Nothing special, just works

How many vampires did you kill tonight?

This one was rare

An old woman turned out to be a vampire

in her seventies

We went bungee diving at the pier

So boring

What fun can a vampire have? Exactly?

Is it that bad to be a vampire?

It do you thing?

It's the opposite for us

Yet we're unable to feel anything

When we meet someone we love, someone we like

We're unable to touch them or hug them

We can't taste anything

it's like being a tree

Is that it?

Then, what is you reason for living?

If I live, I can see my father, my brother

Kar and Lin. Other than these,

You?

You're also very important

Only if I don't die

I'll be able to see you age and die

If you're able to get married and give birth

I'll be able to see your children die

To see your grand children die

Pretty funny

Good night

Alright

Good night

This female vampire is really good

Top-rated

Yet this is a vampire hunter

Let me think it thoroughly

Little girl, just how old are you?

For nothing better,

you choose be a vampire hunter

You don't want to see another day-break!

Take a good look

Is it good?

They can move

Too bad that we're not friends, otherwise

I'll let you touch my body

It got body temperature. See...

My body temperature is 18C today

You monster

I don't suck human blood originally

I break my rule today just for you

Sue, my sister

Ar, my sister

I was purposely testing you

Sue

What a touching reunion scene?

What? Nothing to say?

Why this way?

Don't you curious why Sue

turns into a vampire?

Ask her

When I tried to catch him eight years ago

I was defeated and bitten by him

Not right

I wanted to marry you eight years ago

But you refused me and I got mad

it's so natural

Ar, you better run

He is heartless

I'm not gonna leave

Death is my only resolution

This is brave

I finally understand why I like you

Why aren't you leaving?

We both die if you don't go

Save your life and revenge for me

Don't lose your life for nothing

What do you want again?

I wanna kill a vampire today

How come you're so humorous today?

Killing yourself?

Let me finish eating up those vampires

Ar

Why are you hurting so badly?

Nothing

Why are you here?

We're leaving

My dad's girlfriend was eaten

by a vampire nearby

Eaten?

A vampire-eating vampire

Where's your dad?

At home

Is a vampire eaten by another vampire?

This is our vampire business,

none of your concern

Sue was killed by a vampire

Sue was a vampire too

If not, they'll die promptly

Rex, take care of Max

Hey mister

Since you're here, please show yourself

Since you're here, let's meet

I'm Mung

I'm a fifteen hundred years old vampire

I'm asking for your kindness and leniency

Let go of these three young people

That's an interesting offer

I can simply take both

You won't let the young ones go?

Are you asking me this at this moment?

is that a funny gag?

Run!

The sun is coming out soon

Ar, please take care of Max

He'll not be unable to get you

Dad, I'm not leaving!

Dad! Dad!

Rex, are you scared of death?

No,dad

Good

Let's do the man thing

What happened to you?

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