Veere Di Wedding

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Stop being such pussies. Just grab the rope.

No, no way. I don't want to lose my badge.

If we get caught, Bade Papa's gonna kill me.

Avni, it's the last day of school.

From tomorrow, you're not gonna be so important.

Come on!

God save us!

One.

Two.

Three!

Run... Run...

Get back to your class.

The lecture has not ended yet. Come on, get back.

Come on, return to your class.

No! I love you more.

Tchhee! I can't wear this to the party.

No, I love you more.

No, you hang up.

Sakshi! What the !

Enough man.

As it is... You're following Arjun to Pune.

How about spending some time with us, uh?

Simbi is one of the top five law colleges.

Huh? We just got done with finals.

Why are we already talking about college?

What's the rush?

Lets just go to Prague for a year or two.

Dad just bought a villa there.

Wow! Prague!

Sounds so exotic.

Take me with you. Show me some hot white guys.

Bade Papa has already lined up some hillbillies for me to marry.

Like really long beards, hair coming out of their ears.

Oh God!

What century does Bade Papa live in?

Job, career, nothing is important to him?

A girl just needs to finish school and get her married.

I seriously have no interest in getting married.

I just refuse to.

Congratulations, my Veerus. - Hello Aunty.

It's Veere, Ma. Veere, like bros.

Whatever.

You guys did it!

School's finally over!

Hey! - What's up, girls?

Hello, Uncle.

Hi, Uncle.

There you go.

Exams are over.

Smile, please.

We're going to the club.

And we won't return soon.

Don't do anything I would.

Okay, girls. Cheers!

Guys look, champaign.

You're the crazy one! You're bloody mad!

Kishan, how does it matter? We eat in the club every day.

Absolutely not.

Fine then, GO!

And don't bother coming back!

If I could, I would never come back!

Selfish! Bloody selfish!

Sushh! The girls are here.

This house doesn't belong to your father.

Just look at him, Cookie.

This is the same guy who used to come all the way

from Civil Lines to GK just to say good night.

The girl I used to come for wasn't MAD.

Marrying you was the biggest mistake of my life.

This Marriage business is just a hustle.

Guys, please.

This woman has destroyed my life,

'Parents always hide their mistakes from their kids.'

You want destruction... I'll show.

Ritu.

'Well, at least we try.'

'We fear they might make the same mistakes we did.'

'And so, we don't even let them make their own mistakes.'

'By now, my daughter already knows that life isn't a Fairytale.'

'But it's very important to Dream.'

'I think one should make mistakes in life.'

'And one should learn from them as well.'

'Pay for one's own mistakes and not for someone else's.'

Listen guys, I won't be coming back home with you guys after the party.

Why?

Actually...

Arjun's parents are in Shimla.

So we... we were thinking...

Shut up! - Are you serious?

I mean I love him.

And... he's the one.

Oh my my! No wonder!

Looks like she's getting married before me.

Hope you're carrying protection?

- Arjun! - Shut up!

Arjun!

Meera give it back!

Till you don't learn from your mistakes,

'how will you write your own story?'

Here's to "Live life on your own terms".

To Prague. Here I come.

To Bade Papa. I'm not coming.

To Pune.

Arjun, I'm coming.

I'm coming...

To Pune.

To us, Bros.

I love you guys.

'The biggest mistake of my life...'

'I died before I could say all this to my daughter, Kalindi.'

"My heart, is a balloon in flight."

"Soaring high in the sky."

"My heart, is a balloon in flight."

"Soaring high in the sky."

"Invited trouble, wicked and unholy."

"Got trapped ever so slowly."

"Was single, ready to mingle."

"Now have to enter into holy matrimony."

"Unsteady, untrustworthy..."

"Unsteady, untrustworthy..."

"Unsteady, untrustworthy..."

Come on Rishabh, lets go back it's my favorite song.

Kaloo, we need to talk.

Listen, I've been thinking about this.

Like constantly.

We've been together for three years now.

Right?

And we're very different people.

I mean... we are poles apart...

And... but...

So Kaloo...

Are you breaking up with me? - Will you marry me?

What? - Huh?

Wait... let me do this again. I lost my momentum.

Yes.

Kalindi Puri will you marry me?

Baby, I'll be right back. - Huh?

But...

!

Calm down.

Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.

No, no, not for you, she's inside. - Cute.

Enjoy the concert.

I'll just...

Calm down, calm down!

Rishabh, I can't marry you.

I mean not you in particular.

I can't marry anyone.

Kaloo...

Stop talking to yourself like a crazy person.

And don't scratch yourself.

At least come out.

Rishabh, why?

Everything is so perfect.

Why are you doing this?

Wow!

Because I love you?

And... I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Isn't that reason enough?

Of course.

I also love you.

But why do we need to get married?

We're already living together.

But for how long Kaloo?

The Indian in me wants to marry you.

Okay... You know what?

Forget it.

Rishabh, you actually want to do this?

I mean like really? - Yes.

Rishabh, everything changes once you get married... trust me.

Maybe... but I love you.

And that will never change.

Okay.

Okay?

Is that a yes?

Yes.

I'm still scared.

We'll manage!

Your Honor, how can she demand maintenance?

The facts remain that she has emptied the entire locker.

And hasn't worked a day in her life.

Say something.

And apart from creating drama, she hasn't done much with her life.

She's getting what she deserves. Zero.

She doesn't deserve a single penny.

"Unsteady, untrustworthy..."

Bloody !

I told you, my office is under renovation.

Please send the cheque to my house.

Idiot. - Here.

What's going on with you?

And do you need to wear these pants?

You look like a lesbo.

I have to mom, it's the lesbian dress code.

Starting tomorrow, I'll go to Court in a bikini.

Maybe I'll find a boy then?

Look at this one, his name is Manish.

Here.

He's an engineer. American degree.

Annual package 2 million. Have a look.

Okay, you old woman. Okay.

You were always first in everything.

Then why are you behind in this matter?

No.. No..

But sweetheart, it's a child restrainer.

No! Meera, absolutely not.

I'm not letting you put our son on a leash.

I'm the one who has to chase him all day.

Bloody nuisance.

Eating... nuisance... sleeping... nuisance.

I would've slapped him if we didn't live in America.

Hey babe.

Kabir's day care is doing family trees next week.

Oh okay, that's nice.

So, we need pictures of your family.

Come on. - No.

Get lost.

Baby, please?

They're your family.

At least talk to them.

You're stubborn.

What? I'm stubborn?

They are stubborn.

Look John, if they can't accept you

then I'm not interested in talking to them.

End of discussion. - Come on Meera.

What a surprise! How are you doing?

He doesn't need restraining.

Just needs you to stop spoiling him.

What have I done now?

Well, for starters, he's two and he's still sleeping with us.

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