Veere Di Wedding Page #2

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It's not normal.

I refuse to let my child sleep alone in a room like you Americans.

Alright? Right, baby? Right?

"Was single, ready to mingle."

"Now have to enter into holy matrimony."

"Unsteady, untrustworthy..."

"Unsteady, untrustworthy..."

Hello, Sakshi...

You've been back at your parents' for quite a while now uh?

Hi, Kunkun Aunty. Hello, Aunty.

Morning, Aunty.

Expecting? - Nope.

So when are you and Vineet coming over?

Actually Aunty, he hasn't come.

What?

Is he still in London? - Yes.

How does he manage alone? - Just fine.

When is he coming to get you? - Soon.

Your dress is very nice. - Umm...

Where are you coming from?

From a meeting. Okay, bye.

Okay, meeting! - Meeting!

Hi, Vineet!

Hello, Papa?

Good evening.

Or in your case good morning?

Where is Sakshi? - Sakshi?

Why isn't she answering my phone?

Sakshi is sleeping. - Vineet.

I've been trying to contact her since two days,

but haven't been successful.

There, she's up. - Okay.

Yes, Vineet? - Sakshi.

Yes.

Why aren't you taking my calls?

You bloody !

How dare you call my father!

Listen I have a half a mind of telling everyone...

what kinda girl you are

and what you spend the whole day doing!

Who do you think you are? I'm not even scared of my father...

You piece of !

Do what you want.

You bloody... - Sakshi.

I'm sure she must be exhausted...

with all the work she does. - Yes.

But Kavita, you don't need to worry anymore...

she won't need to work a job after marriage.

Our Manish is very well settled.

Excuse me. Tea...

Aaa... the cat.

Go with her.

Shanti!

I am tired of seeing your black and blue face every morning.

Stop crying now.

You know, I was gonna be a doctor.

I would've ended up tending to you every day.

Be grateful, I became a lawyer. Today you're divorced.

And before that, I am going to file an FIR.

No, ma'am.

Hi Mahesh. - Manish.

Hi Manish.

Can I help?

Yeah, sure.

You can take this out. Thank you.

One second.

But what about us getting married?

That's not happening.

Oh, my God!

What!

Kaloo is getting married!

Kaloo is getting married!

That flake ball... .

I want to hear every... like every detail.

I want it right now. Tell me right now.

Kaloo is getting married! - Mad girl.

Kaloo is getting married.

Oh no!

How am I gonna break this news to mom?

Sakshi, get on Skype.

Sakshi Soni, it's 4:00pm! Are you still sleeping?

Congratulations!

Our friend is getting married!

How are you, Mother Dairy?

I've started packing.

Here, I'm packing John's meals for next ten days.

Congratulations!

I just can't believe it.

How did she agree to this? - Seriously, man.

Chances of her getting married in this lifetime were so bleak.

I'm so happy!

I'm so happy for Kalindi.

No, you're not.

Is it that obvious?

Mom is acting like a druggie, after I told her about Kaloo's wedding.

She is popping calmpose tablets like they are M&Ms.

"I hope my poor daughter doesn't die single."

Be happy... at least you're single. Think about me.

I'll be the only maligned divorcee at the wedding. - Hey!

Aunties have already started , by the way.

Why is she getting married so soon?

Rishabh just proposed to her.

That idiot didn't even give time to lose weight.

Nothing's gonna fit.

Looking quite healthy, Mother Dairy.

Pop a kid and then we'll talk? - Are you nuts?

It's Sakshi Soni we're talking about.

She'll get bored in no time and then you'll have to raise the kid.

No, thank you very much. One is more than enough.

Kaloo is landing today, right?

Are you guys going to the airport to pick her up?

Her "in-laws" are.

Shut up!

She said she's going to wrap up all the family stuff and then meet us.

Guys just hold on... I'll be there in no time.

We can all meet her together.

Oh god! Bye.

Where are they? - Look they are here.

Look they are here. - Come on.

Shishu!

Ok... ok... let's meet him.

There he is. - Hello, welcome.

Oh, my baby! - God bless you.

How are you, Shishu?

Lets start the rituals.

Kalindi!

Priest, you go there. - Welcome, my child.

Priest!

Bless you. - That's enough.

Here you go.

Sarita...

How are you, Kalindi?

Come here, dear.

No, thank you, Aunty. - It's okay.

She's so beautiful.

Good catch. - Papa...

Why are you feeling shy?

No more calling her aunty...

Call her mummy now. - Ignore Santosh Aunty.

Call me whatever you feel like I don't force anyone.

This is right.

Your mother is just too much.

I'll go handle her.

Enough Sarita.

You don't have to perform all the rituals today.

You want her to return from the airport itself?

Come dear, we'll drop you home.

No, my car is here.

Then we'll escort you to your car. Come, come, come.

Here comes the bride!

Uncle! - Welcome, Mrs. Malhotra!

Welcome, my child.

What's with this loud "West Delhi" jewelry?

Mother-in-law. - At the airport?

Ya, can you believe it? - Fantastic.

Listen, you should just get married at our house?

Rishabh was saying that they have a farmhouse.

And we can just have all the functions there.

So I've already short-listed 15-20 card designs.

But we'll take you to Chawri Bazaar tomorrow anyway.

Oh, this is gonna be so much fun.

Not tomorrow. I'm meeting dad.

At the club.

For lunch.

Do you guys speak often?

Hmmm... Yeah, I mean on birthdays, festivals,

special occasions.

I saw him in court last month...

With that tacky CR Park slut.

Cookie! - Sorry...

Lady of the night.

Kishan and I are so disappointed that you aren't staying with us.

You should've stayed with us this time.

Comfortable?

Next time, Paromita. - Let it be, dear.

She's obviously more comfortable at her uncle's place.

Okay let me know, if there's any thing I can do for the wedding.

And I also wanted you to know that...

We're there for you.

This is Mrs. Puri.

Yes.

Hi! How are you? It's been so long!

So he's a corporate lawyer. Lives in GK.

This one?

I'm meeting a prospective groom.

Not charging by the hour.

Show me something knee-length.

Lives in GK. He likes reading, traveling, music.

I think Nirmal is completely... - Nirmal?

You're gonna have sex with someone called Nirmal?

Sakshi, I just can't talk to you.

Like Vineet is a very cool name!

No chance! 126 days, not a drag.

By the way, your market value has really dropped...

after banging your boss.

That's disgusting, Sakshi. Language.

And I wasn't "banging" him.

We were in a relationship.

Er... Avni, he was married.

With kids. - I didn't know that.

He's the one who was married. He's the one who had kids.

But I got branded as the whore of Tees Hazari!

double standards!

Why do I end up with all the freaks?

So you thought... this time I'll just let Mummy decide!?

So? What's wrong with that?

I don't know about you, but I don't want to be alone.

I want everything.

Marriage, kids, I want it.

I want it all.

Hello, hello, give it to me baby!

Sakshi! Put it back! - You are a complete package.

Saint on the outside... slut on the inside.

That horny boss of yours must have loved you.

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