Vicky Donor Page #3

Let it be thank you.

If he wasn't my neighbor, I

would have hit him with my sandal...

You beat him and see. I

will cut your water pipeline.

Then we'll see how

you wash your henna.

...Indian Idol wannabe...

No grand mom you don't be angry.

I was justjoking.

Here Vicky have this...

I said thank you Pepsi aunty.

Hello Dolly Beauty Parlour.

Yes just hold on. I am calling.

Vicky your phone.

- Coming mummy.

Come quickly.

- Yes.

Yes hello Vicky here.

You... this is the limit...

you've like entered my house...

No thank you sir. Now next

time don't try to call me again.

Wrong number.

Nowadays too wrong number

phones are coming for you.

Vicky listen.

Yes what?

This is parlour's money, go and

deposit it in the cooperative bank.

No mummy

No ya mom... your bank is dated...

it has no reputation...

not even an ATM...

Don't fuss around... we've had an

account in the bank since partition.

I am going... but to

open a new account.

Vicky please don't

create a new problem.

Sure. Sure.

Yeah, just give me

like one hour. Okay?

Excuse me.

Ma'am I want to open an account.

And here is the money.

Have you come for the

first time in the bank?

Yes.

Well, sir that's not how

the accounts are opened.

Fill up the form and take

a token from that counter.

You can come back as

your number comes.

But Ma'am there is

no one in the queue.

Sir these are bank rules. Please.

Weird rules I say.

Sir your money.

Thank you,

Thank you so much.

Ashima lunch

Come on, let's go.

Ma'am you are going half day.

I got the token also and we

will fill up the form also.

Its lunch hour sir.

I have to go.

Till then you sign on the bottom.

some one to introduce you.

Why others. I can introduce myself...

Myself Vicky Arora

and you are Ashima Roy.

Oh you are a Bengali?

Yes I am not Punjabi.

You bring some one else who

has an account in this bank...

...and can introduce you.

Okay.

Shall we?

Ashima, he is Varun's friend.

- What?

Sir.

Now what?

Fifth?

The clinic is suffering losses and

you are producing one after another...

I have already offered

you but you always say no.

Shut up. There is something called

the family back ground of sperm.

Duffer sperm!

Cancel all my appointments.

Madam how is it fault if

I have had a fifth child?

Here, you have...

I thought you'd be a decent

guy since you're a doctor.

By God you really have a dirty mind.

Very awkward. What is dirty in that?

You are asking youngsters to

do such type of cheap work...

Do you even know what

you are talking about?

I have good respect and

my patients worship me

It makes no difference to me.

Keep your respect at home...

doesn't matter to me...

I hate kids

But why?

Have you ever smelled them?

There is so much foul smell.

Of urine... of potty... and

when they vomit doing wuack...

I don't want to have kids...

Who is telling you to

give birth to a child?

When it is my sperm then

won't the child be mine?

Only your sperm will be used.

Talk softly... the

shop owner knows me...

Sorry, sorry.

Ya ya I've got it all packed...

now please keep the phone...

Now what I was saying was that...

only the sperm will be yours

...but the responsibility of

the children will not be yours...

Neither the susu nor the potty...

In any case it is going waste.

Become a donor, at least

some one will be benefited.

No how do you know

that it is going waste.

And as it is it gets wasted only...

Shall I store it in a

syntax tank overhead or what

Don't store in the

tank but store with me.

I will give you money also for that.

Sir why are you

getting me trapped into...

I am trapping you?

The real trapping is what the

people in cities face these days.

This infertility is the

cancer of modern life.

I don't want to listen.

My dear this is the problem of

insecure and highly ambitious people.

See the routine life.

Sitting late in the office then

fighting the traffic return home...

...taking drink and

again working on the laptop.

And finally telling your wife

that darling I am too tired.

There married life becomes hell...

One's left unable to

do the real work...

On the other hand are our villagers...

their touch is enough

to make a woman conceive

Do you know the root cause

of this problem... ask me what

what...

- Stress

What?

Stress.

- Stress.

The sperm count becomes low

as the stress goes higher.

You and the village...

same to same... copy... ditto

lucky... happy... and

stress free... highly fertile...

...help me please

you've come back to your purpose...

I don't want to do

this social service.

Okay, I agree to you.

But what is the guarantee

that there will be child.

No there is no guarantee...

No guarantee.

But this will be known...

...whether you are capable to

give birth to a child or not.

Stop the car.

- Yes.

I said stop the car.

- One minute what happened?

Stop the car.

What happened?

Hello!

How could you say it...

that I am not fit for that...

I cannot give birth to a child?

Don't misunderstand me.

Misunderstanding... my foot...

Now dare you call me ever again...

Listen to me.

Who are you to talk

such crap about me?

Don't misunderstand me.

Sorry dear

I'm telling you... I can

give birth to as many kids...

That is exactly why I came to you.

Heights of being a pile on ya...

Now what are you doing here?

Drinking affects the

strength of the sperm...

Uhhhhh...

I haven't said yes to you as yet...

But you haven't said no either...

Understand my problem.

Will you have cold coffee?

Can I drop you somewhere?

See Vicky I am not pressurizing you.

But please understand my situation...

Can we talk in the evening. Ok.

Shall I wait.

What time, what time in the evening?

There is one link.

My cousin's brother in

law works with the RBI.

Sorry sir, not possible.

I think I'll now have to

find a source in the ministry

Not even then sir

There must be some way out.

I don't know anyone who

has an account with your bank

...does that mean I

can't get my account opened?

Sir I have already told you

I do not have the authority.

You could speak to the Branch Manager.

I spoke to him

By the way Ashima, your

account is with this bank right?

Obviously

Lets, you and me become friends...

...and you give me a NOC...

my works done...

Sir I don't know you.

Care for some coffee

I'll get some connection... see you...

Dr. Chaddha I really

gave it a serious thought

I am unemployed, sort

of good for nothing...

that doesn't mean I'd do

such kind of silly work...

So my final decision is a NO!

Do you believe in God.

Almost

Then, for god's sake say yes

See if I don't get a donor like you,

my clinic will get ruined...

the competition is very tough...

...everything will get ruined...

Listen don't do this emotional talk.

Please go ahead and

catch some other party.

Thank you.

What are you saying?

Here... things are getting

ruined and you're saying...

...I should speak to someone else...

It won't be that

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