Vicky Donor Page #4

easy to get someone else

So what do I care... sit on the seat...

Is there only one guy

in the whole of Delhi.

...neither does he belong

to the Tatas or Birlas...

You're just wasting your time

behind him... for no reason...

There is...

There is... something in the boy

This one is of our south trip.

That time Vicky was 8 years old.

And this one... is when I was young

You don't look old now either.

Thank you.

Well...

- By the way I'm not that old...

...but when faced with increasing

responsibilities at a young age...

...the stress does come out on

the body and face. - Yes yes.

And this one is my husband's.

He died after this trip.

This is his last photo.

Doesn't he look a lot like Obama.

Yes yes... same to same...

just 2 shades fairer...

Whenever that chap comes on TV,

I leave all my work and sit...

It feels as if he has

taken a rebirth in America.

Oh Vicky you've come.

You didn't tell me that you are

starting a business with Chaddha sir.

You got quite late.

You were quite a naughty boy... have

come to know of your entire history...

But I didn't reveal

that thing, promise...

Oh no man, by god, mom's swear,

you have crossed the limit

Relax, mummy will hear it

Please, don't touch me.

Do you know what a

big pile on you are?

See if you don't want

to do it, then don't.

But don't call me a pile on.

It hurts.

You only tell me...

Sir I am a common man.

I live in Lajpat

Nagar's refugee colony...

My mother is a widow.

If she, Pepsi aunty,

Sharma's, Bhalla's, Chopra's...

if they come to know that I do such...

meaning such kind of work...

...then I'll lose all my respect...

you'll get me thrown

out of the colony.

See what I am trying to say is

that I am a certified MBBS doctor...

...and this work is legal.

Not from today but since

the times of the Mahabharata.

I can stand at India

Gate and announce that...

...its an ancient science...

when women couldn't have children,

they used to call Rishis...

Rishis used to give their blessings...

'tatha asthu'...

...and there... done... it's a very

ancient science... what's wrong in it

And if you look at it from

a business point of view...

...then you can make money,

I can make money...

...my clinic will get saved...

rest is upto you...

Should I leave?

Good night.

- Good night.

Yes.

Yes, Dr. Chaddha had come in the

morning, he's very jocular by nature

Whiskey has come back... don't know

from where Dr. Chaddha got him from

Okay, mom.

The baby has to be matching with us.

We are very classy people...

...we want our baby to be

like us... refined... you know.

Absolutely aristocratic...

Not a problem. Just fill up

your requirements in the form.

Next week John

Abraham is coming to Delhi.

If he agrees, then

we'll make a deal with him.

Don'tjoke, Baldev.

Madam you are the one joking.

See it is my guarantee to

give you a healthy sperm...

...with a good hit rate.

But whether the baby will be well

behaved or naughty how I can tell?

You have a nice day.

- Thank you very much, Dr. Baldev.

Next

Sir!

Don't you think it

is a little bit funny?

Yeah, that's okay. Its alright.

Listen to me clearly.

Tell me.

I am doing this only for pocket money.

There has been no change of heart

Okay.

I still hate children.

Got it.

Got it.

Go there.

Latha.

- Yes sir...

Take his details.

Okay sir.

Name?

Vicky Arora.

Sex?

Male.

Age?

- 25.

Height?

- 5'10

Come.

- You're coming with me?

Yes, sir. Come sir

There is the wash basin, and

here is the tissue paper...

...and here is the container.

In this, you may

throw it and store it...

Okay sir.

Done sir.

What happened?

Wouldn't happen like this...

No problem.

This is called performance

pressure in medical terms.

Everyone goes through it...

even cricketers before a game...

Don't get tensed.

Come with me.

Come come... inside here...

Lata!

Yes sir.

Thank you.

Sit... sit

Don't take stress. We have

a solution for everything.

Here, take this this Oh Boi...

Double X boys... Excite boys...

Triple X... and this

is wild ones... right...

All the best.

Play the DVD and put on

the headphones... all the best

Done?

Done sir.

Congratulations. Your first payment.

Balance will be paid to you

after completing the procedure.

Balance payment.

What I mean is that for

the next five to six months...

...this sample will

be tested in the lab...

...and if there is a meeting with the

egg then we shall pay you the balance.

As it is we have a done deal right

You just enjoy!

The spark plug is jammed

My destiny is doomed

My destiny is doomed

Sharma's, Rowde's,

Bhalla's, all victims

Part of the guilty army

Part of the guilty army

No more prayers, no more medicines

I am changing my style

Let all men take a hike

I have found the potent Chaddha

Chasing...

Chasing...

Chaddha is on the pursuit

Chaddha is on the pursuit

Chaddha is on the pursuit

Chaddha is on the pursuit

Vicky you... now what...

You had told me that you will

meet me when I get myself a job.

So I came here first

Yeah?

Oh you are working now

Marketing?

- Yuck...

I am a sperm donor

Only sick people like you

can do this kind of work.

Next time don't show

me your face... Get lost.

He's modern's world's handyman

Going all around with his sticky hands

Ashima.

Hello

Ashima

Ashima

- Ashima

Ashima

- Ashima

Ashima

- Ashima

Heck!

Ashima

- Hello

...Is she your relative?

Brother I was helping you.

Keep your help with yourself,

and get out of here.

Seriously, the world just

does not appreciate decency...

And why should I go that way,

I'll go this way...

Get lost.

I am a sperm donor

- What?

Chaddha is on the pursuit

Chaddha is on the pursuit

Chaddha is on the pursuit

Chaddha is on the pursuit

Couldn't you knock before entering

Why you are feeling shy?

Mummy papa have gone for a wedding.

I.T.O.

So you've come parading yourself,

to celebrate your honeymoon...

F you!

Now even if you call me,

I won't come...

...you know that Sunny and Bunty,

they're always running after me...

...and that Pitampura guy,

he's even bought a car...

I've got everyone

hanging just for you...

Who are you showing attitude to...

I've never stopped you...

Fine, I'm just warning you...

...that there's a whole cue of

boys waiting for me out there...

so don't be in this illusion

that you're the only one...

Shut the door... I've

to change my shirt

Ya ya no one's watching you...

bloody loser!

She thinks she is too smart.

I am coming, mother!

- Just go.

Hey Vicky... listen up brother...

Just go off to sleep man...

always butting in from behind

Listen Dimpy, from the parlour,

was giving me the look...

getting it ya...

You went to the parlour.

- Yes

Mum will take my case...

don't ever do that again.

Sorry, see you always

get the action bro...

...here I have a

genuine problem right...

Alright, listen, listen, Don't

introduce me, that's alright.

Get me from somewhere else then...

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