Vicky Donor Page #5

Who am I

Get me some action ya bro

- Here take mine...

You are forgetting your promise.

The love goddess

will never forgive you...

Oh Vicky!

Congratulations.

We met at the bank.

- Really

Get my account opened

How are you?

- Very good.

Hey... what's up

Hi!

Looking sweet.

Different... kind of cute

Thank you.

So, you're single.

How would you know?

Otherwise your boyfriend would

be sniffing around like a dog...

...guarding you...

- Excuse me.

I am an independent working

girl and not like other girls

I know.

Therefore don't even try.

Why, working girls don't have affairs?

May be, but they definitely don't

need a boyfriend sniffing around them...

...atleast I don't

Madam see... that depends...

...if you trap a simple, decent dog...

I mean boyfriend like me...

then he is bound to sniff around...

I am trapping you... don't forget

you came here to speak to me...

don't forget...

Look... standing here alone...

, all dressed up...

...these are the

beginnings of setting the trap...

I didn't know that I'd meet you here...

And if you would have known, you

wouldn't have come dressed up?

I wouldn't have come!

Hi.

You are back!!

No, am still stuck in traffic.

Didn't sleep yet...

Your dad would snore all night,

let out gas repeatedly...

I would fight that you

are not letting me sleep...

I would then come to

your room and sleep...

...and no sooner would I catch a

wink than he'd come & call me...

...would hold my hand all night long...

...how do I suppose I'd

feel sleepy now all alone?

Shall I prepare a drink.

No, I'll go in just five

minutes and sleep down

By the way hundred percent we

share some higher connection between...

we keep bumping into each other...

first at the market,

then on the road...

...then at the sangeet...

quite unbelievable.

Remove the life out of the computer...

what're you so busy with...

...that you can't even

spare a minute to respond...

...there's this dude sitting

in front of you talking crap...

...atleast respond...

Sir this is not my drawing room.

That I should

entertain you... it's a bank...

Give me your address,

drawing room, bedroom...

we could chat anywhere. Even

I am quite uncomfortable here

Sorry.

Was telling you... to be seated

quietly... now you've broken it...

...give you one tight one...

Sir is that your son...

...yes he is my son.

No just think and be

sure that he is your son.

Yes he is my son.

Does anyone get his son to

the bank for an outing...

...its the worlds most boring place...

...listen kid you carry on playing

He's come here so many times.

I know he is an over the

top guy, but he's cute.

Come on your single enjoy it.

Don't be a bore

Enjoy

What bore...

...why do you people feel that I

don't want to be in a relationship.

No listen. I have to be sure first.

Yes but atleast meet

him once & as it is...

...who is asking you

to have sex with him.

Look at these marriage photos... both

of you are looking so cute together.

See this one.

Dr. Trehan any problem.

Ok let me call you back.

Whose sample is this?

Is everything ok.

Ok. More than ok.

I say unbelievable.

His sperm count is 100 million

and motility rate is very strong.

Outstanding.

Who is this?

Well, he's a foreigner...

So finally you found your Alexander

Dr. Trehan why are you joking with me.

Hello Chaman give an

appointment to Bhatia.

Vicky!

- Yes

Some Chaman had come

by in the morning...

...and gave this sweet box...

...was saying there's some good news.

When did he come.

He had come early in the morning

So how does it feel.

You've conceived for the

first time... that too twins...

I am darn sacred...

I am darn sacred...

Meaning why the hell did

you send the laddoos home...

...henceforth am not telling

anyone that I am a sperm donor...

...the women are slapping me

while your making me eat laddoos

You know... women they're

just wired differently...

...god hasn't made such a

woman who can understand a man...

...but you don't feel disappointed...

it'll affect...

...and with such women... neither

waste your time nor your sperm...

...seriously your sperm

count is outstanding...

first time in my career...

lets give it another shot...

No sir the world is very mean.

If everyone comes to know...

doing nothing, am becoming a father...

And if your clients spread the word...

...then mom will throw

me out of the house...

Why would the clients spread the news.

There is confidentiality

clause in the contract

Sir may I say something, I did this

just once just to keep your word...

...now I don't want to

make a habit out of it...

No no make it a habit.

Idiotic.

Yes mummy.

Did you purchase a TV

What TV

Yes they've brought this LCD

LCD?

Yes.

Why aren't you speaking?

Where did you get the money from?

Ya... ya ya mom it's yours keep it.

Keep it inside please

Long live my Vicky.

Look Vicky if you've

touched my bank account...

...I am telling you...

don't increase my BP...

Ya mom I'll explain later

TV.

LCD!

LCD... and this is just the beginning...

Bhatia has sent the LCD in

celebration of his twins.

Now you wait and watch

what all you'll get both...

...in cash and in kind...

...there is much to

enjoy for a sperm like you

What would be the cost of LCD

Fifty to sixty thousand.

Sir why don't you understand.

Technically I have become a father...

...and it feels really strange

What feeling my dear

Just do what you feel like doing...

eat well, sleep well, and dress well...

...don't take stress...

it'll affect your sperms

All the time sperm sperm. Cant

you ever think of anything else...

Listen listen...

I get like over a

thousand biodatas everyday...

...with people

applying to be sperm donors...

...ask Chaman if you wish to...

If you had so much

choice why did you select me.

Listen... sit... sit...

...call it 20 years

experience or 6th sense...

I can tell a good sperm just

by looking at a man's face...

You're taking my case...

See your report, its brilliant.

Such DNA belong only

to the true Aryans...

your a pure Aryan... you're the

son of an Aryan you bloody...

...you're the son of

an Aryan you bloody...

Confused sperm.

Listen

Have you ever heard

the name of Alexander.

Your DNA belongs to his family.

What are you talking.

Listen listen

Look... whets written here...

Map

- Map

What's written here...

The conquest of Alexander the Great

Look this is Macedonia,

Alexander's country...

from here he takes off...

continues continues...

reaches here Asia

Minor meaning Turkey...

from Turkey he takes off straight,

then left then again left and...

...then a right and reaches Persia...

...after crossing Persia... and via

Hindukush he entered into INDIA...

...but before he reached INDIA...

he had many marriages...

...post marriage left

his soldiers behind...

Alexander's soldiers

and local women had sex...

...and married each other... and

had their children... understood...

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