Vicky Donor Page #6

...and you guys came here

only after the partition right?

And Lajpat nagar Is full of refugees...

...you also are a refugee right...

so all this happened right there...

what I am trying to say is

that you are a pure Aryan race!

Don't believe me do you... Iook

this is history and this is science...

they both go along together... parallel

I am a man of science

We can not go on together... parallel...

...just drop me home please

Listen... the sperm count of

an Aryan is best in the world.

I get all types of

demands from overseas...

...sperm samples of Brad Pitt,

Shahrukh Khan, Lady Gaga, Beckham.

Clients demand the sperm

samples of such celebrities...

Now you please tell me where

am I to get their samples from...

...but since there is a

demand we would have to meet it

How?

You are there na...

You play cricket so you are my Dhoni...

...handsome you already are,

so there is my Beckham...

you dance, sing well... there you go

- Lady Gaga...

and drama is inborn in us Indians...

so you become my Shahrukh...

...consumer is happy and

so is the manufacturer...

Sir increase my rate then...

Idiot.

Greedy sperm...

When this little flower

bud blooms into a plant

It blooms into a bud.

Hey, iPhone has come.

This is a 16GB one.

Dear, I had asked for a 32 GB one.

Cheers.

It blooms into a bud

And so does the demand for this...

...that and just about

everything that money can buy

Dolly Arora...

Didn't you say Rs.5,000

per month? This is 5,000...

From where did you get this money?

We want the best quality sperm

Don't worry about the money

We're getting demand

from foreign countries...

Give me cash.

- Cash. - Cash.

I need a good

quality Indian sperm donor.

Cash. Give me cash.

Cash.

Mrs. Bhatia breathe...

Take a deep breath...

When this little plant

turns into a big tree

Turns into a big tree

The feeling takes over to

live big, in style and live free

And so does the demand for this...

...that and just about

everything that money can buy

As the wants are unlimited

and even bigger than the sky

I am late. I will try and

make it as soon as I can.

Auto.

What are you doing madam.

Delhi is not safe in night. Come.

First CR park please

So, how's work at the bank going...

...but you have quite

an interesting job...

...just sit back and

count others' cash...

Don't you get bored...

Meaning there isn't a single guy in

the bank whom you could check out...

I go there for work,

not to check out guy

As I told you, I am not interested.

That's the problem... just chill...

...take life lightly... else

you'll be frustrated all life long

Well, am I the frustrated one or you...

You.

...who was checking out

those useless magazines.

O.K. So I did see those magazines...

but didn't buy a single one...

check if you wish to...

Please Take left in the street.

Here's your Bengali colony

Ashima...

...no bye... no thanks...

Am not that bad...

Good night.

Sir by the way you

could have done much.

Just take it to Lajpat Nagar

You're a smart chap...

Don't talk crap... lets go

This way.

Hi!

Hi I am sorry I got late...

too much traffic...

uhh should we order for lunch?

Obviously but I

thought you would not come.

Now that night you

dropped me at home safely

...didn't even take the money

for auto also, so one lunch is O.K.

I was going home in the auto anyways.

Anyway where do you work.

What.

Where do you work.

I am looking for a job and for

time being I am in export import.

Of what?

Handicrafts

- Really!

Really my dad was

working in Handicraft Emporium.

I mean he is retired now

What happened, what so funny...

What happened, what's so funny...

so are you single

You want to confirm

before having an affair

No I am just asking you.

I hardly know you.

I don't want have an affair with you.

Then how come you've come for a date.

I just came.

It is not a date.

O.K. Leave it.

Have I held you as yet

You always talk like this.

I talk like that also.

Ma'am, your order please.

There is a reason

- Bye.

For this restlessness

I like you

this I agree to

There is a reason

for this restlessness

I like you

this I agree to

There was once some disinterest

Hello.

Now I have found peace, limitless

Bye.

Let me be lost

- I am getting late.

Today no bank

Why... I never bunked

There is always a first day.

But why?

Yeah, tomorrow...

She is having a burger. Call later.

Daily bunk for one or

two hours... it'll help

It's time to love you

Let me be lost

Let me lose myself

Let me be lost

Let me lose myself

It's not the weather, it's the heart

You are unique, the rest is useless

You are unique, the rest is useless

You are unique, the rest is useless

You are unique

Let me be lost

Let me lose myself

Let me be lost

Panditji what happened?

Vicky Pepsi aunty was

asking me what you do.

I told her to ask you herself.

Whatever you all are planning,

send it out of boundary.

See my dear there is no hurry.

But one thing let me tell you...

...that I really think you and

Sweta look really sweet together

See son now you have

started earning, so get married.

Today your telling me to get married...

...tomorrow you'll

tell me to have kids...

Right.

If its only about kids, then I

can have them today itself...

Vicky.

Why did you kiss me and all of that?

That night I was drunk, after

that have I ever touched you...

...put on your dupatta

Put on my dupatta...

Why're you ignoring me.

You were drunk just that one night...

...what about the other nights.

What other nights. I

never touched you.

Did I ever stop you.

See the door is open,

somebody could see us...

what are you doing... get away from me

Look if you don't want to

do marriage now then O.K.

I will convince to mummy, but don't

break our relationship in this way...

What relationship...

I have already told you that

we are just childhood friends

don't raise false hopes...

So you do all that with a friend

that one should do with a girlfriend.

Aren't you feeling anything...

...just troubling me aren't you...

or you've found somebody else...

There's no one else...

...and even If there is why

should I tell you... bloody pile on...

Hooo... when that you've

done everything with me...

...I've become a pile on

I even given you all my pocket money...

now you give me back all my money

There... shown your real self...

Bloody typical C block mentality...

here take this...

...here here take all your money...

haven't even counted it

I will take my money and

now you see... what I do...

I will tell everything to aunty...

open up all your secrets

What you will tell.

Yes I know everything

about you and the doctor...

I know all that's going on

between the two of you...

What do you know.

That you're getting

your treatment done

Treatment... hahahah... Go,

go, tell everyone...

Yes I will tell to the

entire colony and you go to hell.

You go to hell. You take your money.

Now I'll show you

when you come to me...

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