Vigilante Diaries

- (WOMAN VOCALIZING)

- (MUSIC PLAYING)

(COIN CLINKING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

You know,

I realize I haven't kept you

up to speed...

on everything,

but, uh, the situation

on the ground

has, uh, changed, hasn't it?

This is the part of the story

where Dr. Frankenstein looks out

at the burning village

and all the dead bodies

and he thinks about his creation

and he says,

"What-what the f***

was I thinking?"

How did those guys

save the world?

Jesus Christ.

It all started ten years ago,

the last mission.

Man on radio:

Say, we got that fix, Argon.

It appears to be working now.

We're back at...

Man on radio:

guys off one by one.

You got the, uh, huge force

that's moving, all armed.

- We did see shots fired.

- Affirmed.

- Roger that.

- Roger.

(AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE)

Man:

Take cover!

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

Look out for that bomb!

All right, let's go!

Move! Move!

(CHATTER CONTINUES)

(MAN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(CHATTER IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(MAN GROANS)

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(MEN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Cover! Cover!

Cover! Cover! Cover!

12:
00 o'clock!

Watch 'em!

Watch that left!

- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

- The roof!

Check the roof out!

Incoming!

Incoming left!

Incoming!

Got a bird!

A bird!

Take 'em out!

Take 'em out!

Hold them here.

I'll go for the package.

Remember, you still owe me ten Gs,

can'! die yet.

- See you on the side.

- Men, RPG!

Move out!

We've got a man down!

Man down!

(MEN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Wolfman.

- (DISTANT CHATTER)

- Go! Go! Go!

Wolfman, you copy?

WOLFMAN:
Copy!

Meet you on the south side!

I'm on my way.

'Bout to have contact!

MAN ON RADIO:
Somebody's

moving from the south. Over.

Motherf***er.

That's Commander Motherf***er to you.

Now, let's just find a way

I could let you two fools

walk out of here

for old times' sake.

What the f***

are you doing here?

I'm working.

What the f*** are you doing here?

Saving the world, man?

When you gonna learn?

(CLICKS)

Go on, tactical genius.

See how this plays out.

Get out of here.

I got this.

Wha...

Yeah, go ahead.

Just... just run off, man.

Bye.

(SIGHS)

Oh, come on, man.

You're not still on that old sh*t,

are you?

I owe you one.

Man, you need to let sh*t go

and grow the f*** up.

I ain't got no time

for this sh*t.

Oh, you gonna make time today.

- Just stop.

- (CELL PHONE RINGS)

Yeah.

Extraction's ready.

Nah, just some checkers

showed up to a chess game.

It'll be..

(ROCKET WHISTLES)

(SIGHS)

Now, was that sh*t necessary?

Enjoy your evening.

He f***in' played us.

Nearly seven months has passed

since the last sighting

of the infamous

self-made superhero

known as The Vigilante.

Made headlines last year

when he allegedly killed

a rising Armenian syndicate.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

And with his disappearance,

the city's crime rates

have risen by 40%.

Michael Hanover's

web videos went viral

after being the only person to capture

The Vigilante in action.

The question is,

where is The Vigilante?

(CRACKLING)

- (SNEAKING SPANISH)

- (GRUNTING)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(LAUGHS)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

La-la la-la la-la la-la

la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la

La-la la-la la-la

na-na na-na na-na

Bam!

La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la

la-la la-la la-la la-la

Bam!

(LAUGHS)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

- (GRUNTING)

- (PUNCHES THUDDING)

- ls that it?

- WOMAN:
No.

Unfortunately,

that's no! it.

Handsome.

That'll make it fun.

I hear they call you

The Vigilante.

Is that correct?

Is that correct?

- F*** you.

- Ah.

You can take pain.

I like that.

There's a very pissed off

Armenian boss who sent me.

You killed his baby brother.

And this is when he saw you,

Mike Hanover, the filmmaker.

And now he wants you

to suffer...

badly.

He will find Mike next.

You had no idea you were at war

with the Armenian mob, did you?

(CHUCKLES)

When was the last time

you were touched like this, hmm'?

F*** you.

(WOMAN CHUCKLES)

(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)

(WOMAN CRYING)

(WOMAN WAILS)

(SCREAMS)

Wait.

(SINGING ALONG WITH OPERA)

(SOBBING)

Please!

Please, I told you.

(COUGHING)

I just party with Mike.

That's all.

I don't know where he goes.

I don't know what he does!

I'll tell you what he does,

this f***ing joke.

He puts videos on the Internet

making this man to be a hero.

That f***ing psycho

that killed my baby brother.

But they said

The Vigilante's gone, right?

That he's dead!

That's no! good enough.

You know, they sell T-shirts

with his face on 'em,

and I have to look

at that sh*t in the street.

- Ah!

- Mike Hanover.

Now, tell me where he is.

I don't know.

I don't know.

- I don't know. Please.

- Shh.

(SNIFFS)

You luck like sh*t.

Yeah, you do look like sh*t.

Come on, b*tch.

That's right, b*tch.

Motherf***er!

Die, motherf***er!

F***er.

(YELLS)

F***er!

Die! Die!

Die already!

F***ing dick!

Die, mother...

(COUGHS)

Ew! Gross!

Gross, gross! Come on!

(GAGS)

Sh*t, man!

I don't know where you been!

Just...

Oh, God.

(SPITS)

(SCREAMING)

That's me, Mike Hanover,

and I just killed a man

in a taco shop bathroom.

Hey, but he started it.

I been hiding near the border

looking for The Vigilante,

and hit men are on my ass.

Wait.

ls that how I really run'?

Anyway, I had cars,

chicks, a badass crib,

and now I got this

piece-of-sh*t ice cream truck,

and we're on the run

from the Armenian mob.

It all started seven months ago

with a documentary I was making.

Okay, here's (he backstory,

so pay attention.

That's The Vigilante,

the big dude.

The big dude right there

mowing down bad guys and sh*t.

You met him as a Special Forces

in the prologue.

Not anymore.

Now he is running the streets

and taking out f***in' drug dealers,

gangs, you name it.

He has a sidekick, too.

They call him The Kid.

Look, I got to tag along

and document some missions,

throw it up on the Web,

and that's what made this guy

Internet famous.

This last video

was at a heroin lab

where they were using

little kids as drug mules.

Can you believe that sh*t'?

It was f***ed up.

So Vigilante was capping dudes

left and right.

Then he sent me and The Kid

to hang back

at his safe house

while he cleaned up the mess,

but this was

no ordinary safe house.

Oh, no, It had chicks,

titties, and it had Jade,

his numero uno lady.

She was like the Alfred

to his Batcave,

and they were this crazy,

badass couple.

She ran sh*t, but I should

have been watching out for Red.

That's right. This little hot chick

that worked for Jade.

I was blinded by that ass.

After that, we went back to

the heroin spot

to pick up The Vigilante,

but it was still crawling

with bad guys and sh*t,

and he was after these guys

something fierce.

The Armenian mob and him

had beef like a motherf***er,

and sh*t was about

to hit the fan.

F***.

(GROANS)

Sh*t.

(GUNS COCKING)

(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)

Don't move!

- Get your hands up!

- Don't f***in' move!

Mike:

Then it all made sense.

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