Vigilante Diaries Page #2

They wanted him there

to get his ass out in the open.

It was a setup.

No one's seen or heard

from The Vigilante since.

After all that that,

he was just gone, just like that.

When The Kid and I came back to find

the safe-house girls dead, we knew it.

We knew it was a setup.

- (TABLET VIBRATING)

- Oh, sh*t, it's Jade right here.

This network secure?

MIKE:
Look, they might be able

to hack into my porn,

but other than that, we're good.

- Good.

- You feeling okay?

- I'm fine.

- Are you sure?

- I said I'm fine.

- You don't look so hot, all right'?

I mean, you're still hot.

I'd bang the sh*t out of you...

- Mike, shut up! Listen to me.

- Okay, what?

Intel over

the Mexican cartel feeds

have them holding an American captive

for the Armenian mob.

- Could be him.

- Sh*t!

Yeah.

No other reason why the Armenians

and Mexicans

could be working together.

The Kardashians could be

having a quinceaera.

I know a guy that can help.

- You know a guy?

- Yeah, I know a guy, all right?

Gay Barry.

He got me out of a few jams in L.A.

That's what he does.

You know, he's just one of those

connected dudes.

I didn't know if he was C.I.A.

or worked for the Apple Store,

but he just knows sh*t.

I guarantee he knows

some Call of Duty-type dudes.

I'll send someone over now.

- Who?

- Don't worry about it.

- The less you know, the better.

- Okay, as long as the dude is cool,

he'll be fine, all right?

Barry's a little weird.

- Weird?

- Eccentric.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING IN SPANISH)

There's someone here for Barry!

Barry!

You interrupted my swim lesson.

This is Jake.

He's my swim coach.

Jake, go in the house.

Wipe that oil off

before you sit on the couch.

Okay '.

Bro, you know why the f*** I'm here.

You gonna help me or not?

I would help you

if you'd learn some manners.

You can't just walk around

like you're Baby Blade

and break into people's homes.

What's up with Generation Me?

None of you guys

give a sh*t about anything.

- You gonna help me or not?

- Okay, I'll help you.

But first, Marta,

get him

a sugar-free Red Bull.

Oh, my... (SPEAKS SPANISH)

Really?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

He's not here to f*** me.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Half of what you said

is not in my Rosetta Stone.

(SPEAKS SPANISH, LAUGHS)

It's kind of...

It's almost like an arranged thing.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Let's just go in the house.

Marta!

I want my f***ing burrito

after my meeting.

So, Vigilante, huh?

I like his work.

Actually, when Mike called me,

I got a boner for it.

Didn't say you'd be coming, though.

Yeah, Jade likes

lo keep us separate.

- Safer that way.

- Yeah, smart girl.

So, how did it work?

Were you in

the Big Brother program,

and Vigilante just walks in and says,

"I'll take the black one"?

- F*** you.

- Touchy, are we?

- What is all this'!

- Every tactical op in the state...

F.B.I., C.I.A., A.T.F.,

some-even some chatter

from local terrorist cells, loo.

I just monitor it,

look for patterns.

For what?

Hey, just because I don't get up

at dawn anymore and do pushups

doesn't mean

I don't love my country.

- You ever heard of SEAL Team Six'?

- You were a SEAL?

Yeah, I was a SEAL.

"Don't ask, don't tell,"

it's f***ing bullshit.

Besides, I'm still doing my part

to keep a**holes like you safe.

Oh, here it is.

Okay, now the last thing

we got from Mike

has your boy right here

just south of the border in Mexico.

I know the perfect guys for this.

Ex-Blackwater studs,

bored and badass.

- They'll do this.

- How you know they'll do it'?

Trust me.

They'll do it.

- Marta!

- What?

- Get the car!

- Oh, no, no, no.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

I can't get a divorce.

It's par! of my cover.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Straight savage,

the boy revs macho

See me stackin' chips,

say cheese, no nachos

Girl, I'm 'bout make it rain,

get a poncho

Pablo Picasso,

a modern life Rocko

Smooth gem,

niggas can't stop 'em

When I come through,

they play dead like possums...

- Hey, think someone's here for you.

- Hey, what's up?

Gay Barry!

- Wolfman.

- Gay Barry, man!

- What the f***, man?

- We gotta talk.

I got us a gig.

It's big.

Let's do this, man.

Let's talk.

It's huge, like 12 inches.

(CHUCKLES)

Come on, man.

Let's go talk, man.

You need to...

- You look good. You been training?

- Don't touch me, man.

- Mexico?

- Just the border.

- You have positive l.D.'!

- Enough.

- And you can trust the intel?

- (SCOFFS)

Who's paying?

Rich white kid from the B.H.

He's got the money, trust me.

He'll meet you guys in Tecate,

blitz extraction.

You'll be back in the U.S.

before you know it. It's all good.

- What's going on here?

- Time to go back to work.

Chillax, he's with me.

Gentlemen, meet Kid.

(CHUCKLES)

ls you going black now, Barry?

- Once you go black, man...

- Hey, f*** you, man.

Now, chill out,

little toy soldier.

A little badass, this one, huh?

- (LAUGHS)

- This little badass

- is Vigilante's sidekick.

- Don't call me his f***ing sidekick.

Look, Barry says you all

are who we need to get this done.

The Vigilante's being held

at the border

by the cartels,

and I need some more guns.

- Simple as that.

- What do you think, Geek?

If the intel's solid, I'm game.

I like paydays.-

- It's true. Mexicans like paydays.

- (LAUGHTER)

Oh, come on.

Mucho dinero, right'?

Oh, come on.

I'm just kidding.

So, what's up?

Can we do this or what?

There's only one thing

I like doing more than chicks.

It's making money.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

up!

Everyone!

(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)

(CHUCKLES)

What the f*** are you doing?

(SIGHS)

- What the f*** are you...

- Hey.

He was our brother.

You're ignoring your business,

my business.

You need to end this.

Just kill that motherf***er

and get it on with.

But we're not done yet.

I want the man who made

The Vigilante a hero.

You bring us down.

But I run this family.

(ECHOING)

Take the shot.

Two males.

- Cannot confirm l.D.

- MAN:
Green on both.

L-I have names,

contacts.

I can help you.

(SPEAKING KOREAN)

What the f***?

He was still alive.

That's your fault.

You hesitated on your trigger pull.

We could have got names

out of him.

He was the name.

What are you doing?

They're gonna be coming any minute.

- Ain't nobody coming in here.

- What are you talking about?

You were gonna pull on me there,

weren't you'?

I saw it in your eyes.

Yeah.

Your training's far from over, son.

Let's face it.

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

I'm f***in' hungry.

Let's go gel some breakfast.

(LAUGHS)

(ECHOING)

If he's too good at what he does,

it can come back lo haunt you.

Man's gotta be careful nowadays.

If he's too good

at what he does,

it can come back lo haunt you.

Whole world's in an upheaval.

Sometimes when you're needed,

you gotta take care of business.

(CALL TO PRAYER ECHOING)

Your identity's gonna be erased

from all the databases,

foreign and domestic.

It'll be like you

were never even born,

like you never existed.

You understand your commitment?

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