Vigilante Diaries Page #4

(COUGHING)

(SAGGING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Ohh

Ohh

Ohh

Ohh

(METAL GRINDING)

Whoa.

Hello!

Someone wants to say hello.

Oh, Dad, come on!

Can you two please stop?

Stop what?

Stop this?

Oh...

Look, tell your boss

I have what he wants.

Dad, look, don't pay.

You know how much I used to pay to get

tied up and get this kind of treatment?

Jesus f***ing Christ.

Can you believe this kid?

No, no, no, listen.

Have you seen the ass on this one'?

Right?

She's hot, and she's Asian!

Michael, will you shut up?

Shut the f*** up!

Look, tell that f***in' Armenian I got

his money, and I'm sending it now.

This idiot's really your son?

Yes, that idiot

is really my son.

Raven...

make our guest feel at home.

MIKE:
So, anyway, r-really,

though, what's your name?

Listen, whatever my dad's paying you,

I'll pay you double.

Now all I... all I want to do

is just have a little fun here.

This is going to be fun.

- It will be fun.

- (CHUCKLES)

ls that what you're saying?

- You're agreeing to my terms?

- Oh, yes.

Yeah, I have a camera we can use.

A little video?

What shall I do to you next,

you naughty boy?

- Sit on my face?

- Oh.

(SIREN BLARING)

We ain't gonna let you

go by yourself, man.

You're still easy to track.

This one's not gonna be pretty.

It never is.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Hello, ladies.

Come on in.

Right in here.

See me later, okay?

Ugh.

Look at these idiots.

Halloween's next month.

Come back then.

Hey!

(GROANS)

(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER, SCREAMING)

- How we doing?

- Fine.

I'll be right back.

(GUN CLICKS)

(GROANS)

You like that, don't you,

you little sh*t?

All right!

Look, that's my boys coming, all right'?

So why don't you just untie me

and just run?

But first, give me your email.

Hey!

(woman 985953.

You f***ing idiot.

(CHUCKLES)

- Where are we going?

- To the sky, baby.

Hey, what you always

doing on the floor?

F***ing piece of sh*t got away.

Let's go get your boy.

I'll call for a pick up.

(MIKE GROANS)

- Just look, man.

- Sh*t.

All right, look, look, hold up!

- Why don't we ju...

- Give me that, you little shi...

- Wait! Ohh!

- (GROANS)

- Pull this out. Let me pull it out.

- (GROANS)

- I'm sorry. How is it?

Is that better? Give...

Ah, sh*t!

Not again!

- What the f*** are you doing?

- What up, bro'?!

Wha...

This isn't what it looks like, bro.

It's not at all

what it looks like, all right?

Like, dude,

I knew you would come!

Dude, man, it is so good

to see you, bro.

- What the f***'s going on here, man?

- Another sidekick?

Dude, he's my sidekick.

- Fair enough. Hey!

- No, no. We good.

- We gotta go, man. We gotta go.

- Let's go.

That's awesome, dude.

You got a "V" on you!

Symbol and sh*t.

That's dope.

(CAR APPROACHING)

Give me the guns,

you freakin' lunatics!

You can't have these

in the streets!

- I'll get you next time.

- All right, man.

- Next time, right.

- Hey, dude. Get back, man.

(TABLET BEEPS)

Mike! Can you see me?

Yeah.

If it wasn't for that

goddamn documentary...

Look, kid, just come home.

Home home?

You need anything?

I think I'll be all right.

(BEEPS)

- Yeah.

- Hot on patrol?

Every f***in' day.

What do you want, Moreau?

Think of this

as a common courtesy call

(0 a former protg, that's all.

I'm hanging UP-

You know, I told you a long time ago,

it's not about right or wrong, okay?

L... I think, you know,

you decided somewhere along the way

to use your infinite powers

to start a war, to go solo.

You wanted a war,

well, now you got one, don't you'?

But you went too far,

went too public,

went after the guys

who are paying the bills.

What's gonna happen (hen?

They're gonna call me, right?

Good.

I'll be looking out for you.

Yeah, that's nice, but, uh,

you got a lot more to worry about

than that, you know,

- family and all.

- Family?

- What the f*** are you talking about'!

- (CHUCKLING)

Oh, the infamous Vigilante

gone soft.

Is that it?

(' {WOMAN PANTING)

- (GUN C*CKS)

(TIRES SQUEAL)

(GUN C*CKS)

(ENGINE REVS)

You said you're comin' after me'!

Don't bother.

I'm on my way.

I'll be right here waiting.

(IMITATES GUNSHOT)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

I think you still have

a soft spot for that maniac.

That's a very dangerous man,

and you just took his f***in' wife.

No, we just took his f***in' wife.

I'm gonna disappear

for a while, 'kay?

And so should you.

(SCOFFS) Man, I'm a businessman.

I got work to do.

Besides, I'm not worried

about your boy right now.

I'll keep his attention

far away from me for a while,

send his ass to Armenia.

(SIGHS) Let's remove Mr. Moreau

from my contact list.

- WOMAN:
Copy that.

- Make a left over here.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

You know,

agents will flip-flop,

and ops will go sideways.

Best laid plans can turn into

a gigantic clusterfuck.

It happens.

So I had to improvise

and, um, rein things in...

without declaring

our asset a total loss.

I tried everything

I could think of to...

get him on a leash and...

But he's feral, Christ.

That's another word

for a stray animal.

Or a rogue or a ronin or...

(CHUCKLES)

Whatever the f*** you wanna call him,

but, uh...

you know,

I trained him right, and, uh...

once he's dead set...

there ain't no stopping him.

And that is a f***in' fact.

(FLUTE PLAYING)

(SPEAKING ARMENIAN)

I need information.

All right.

You're not gonna drink?

You gonna help me or not?

Okay '.

Let's go.

Good.

I've been trying

to forget that sh*t.

(CLUCKING)

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

MAN:
You sent your dogs

all the way out here

to my home to f*** with me?

- When is this game over'!

- When I'm done playing.

I am done playing.

The chess pieces

don't get to decide

when the game is over,

now, do they? No.

Somebody has

to think it through,

be three moves ahead

before he moves one piece,

and you are

a very valuable piece,

like my bishop.

I need you in the game.

What do you want?

I have what I want.

I'm trusting you with it.

What is this?

That's my pawn.

She'll bring him right to you.

- The American?

- Yep, your enemy.

The man who killed

your brothers.

I will find him myself.

I don't need to

kidnap babies to do it.

Why are you keeping me here?

Because I need you there,

that's why.

And I need him there, too,

alive and drawing fire

in his direction.

See, the you-versus-him thing,

that's just a diversion.

The real battle's bigger

than both of you,

and you're just a soldier,

so take your f***in' orders.

F***in' Count Chocula-looking

motherf***er.

- Sir.

- Just keep it going.

(BIG BEN TOLLING)

Woman on P.A.:

Welcome to Westminster Station.

If you are riding

the Piccadilly Line,

mind the gap.

Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.

Well, there she is.

Give me a kiss.

Come on, that's what you do.

We're in Europe.

What do you got for me?

I have information.

Come on.

Let's go for a walk.

I just-Since getting here,

I feel like sh*t.

It's always dark.

It always rains.

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