Vihtori ja Klaara
- Year:
- 1939
- 99 min
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If all the Vihtoris in this
world would understand -
then none of them would
if only they'd listen to us
If you can't make your Klaara
happy during the day -
try again at night
At noon, she sounds like
but at night
she's quiet and light
Miss!
Bull's eye
For the last time,
coming to the opera?
Dear Klaara,
who prefers Georg
Malmsten on the radio
Malmsten, you say?
Not that one,
it's an original Aalto
Don't care if it's a Sibelius
How far are you trying to get?
To 899, 753
And then?
Well, you see, then
I'll be World Champion
My picture in the paper
and a statue in the back yard
The holder of the present world
record was a Czech inmate
A tragic case
He could've gotten really far -
but just as he was
ninetynine thousand -
seven hundred -
and fifty-two,
the thread broke
The thread of life, I mean
A cellmate accidentally
dropped a crowbar -
on his head
Ten points, yeah.
Love is blind, -
but marriage is
the best eye medicine
Mom and Dad are discussing
going to the opera again
Yeah, yeah. That was
the Japanese vase -
that Uncle Rupert
stole in Paris
- I was supposed to inherit it.
- Stupid
Neither of us is
going to inherit china
Huh? - Huh
And the blind chicken
found the kernel again
To the opera
That's a good place
for little Vihtori
boys are singing cuckoo
God almighty,
it's nine o'clock -
and the last act
is on at the opera
Yippee, the Missus in gone
I see
you weasel
Since I'm in a good
mood, I'll spare you
As punishment, you'll
take Pipi out for a walk
Pipi, the beast?
Vappu
- Vappu, coming to the opera?
- No, I'd rather sleep at home
Nisse, put that cigar away
Damn, I lost count again
You've been losing things
for 30 years now
Like father, like son
Thank God,
I'm not like Mother
Pipi
Daddy's little Pipi
Come to Daddy,
I'll give you sugar
Pipi, Pipi, Pipi
Won't you goddamn
mangy dog obey me?
Oh heck, Pipi!
The old man's got
an aerodynamic mutt!
Is your wolf angry, Sir?
It's afraid of cats
Our cat wouldn't even
want to bite that thing
Quick, take this beast
to the first lamppost
cabbage for Vihtori Vuorenkaiku
Two portions of veal
bones for Pipi Vuorenkaiku
Well, are the Vuorenkaiku
men here again?
That family's going to speak
I gather you had a chat -
- with your wife again?
- How so?
Looks like she drew -
her opinions on your face
Oopsy-daisy, dear Tomi
I'm almost
a professor of marriage
This is part of my
newest invention
A hundred ways
to survive a marriage
That was a heck of a strike
I don't think my Klaara
could strike better
Is she a real good striker?
Yeah, but she's even
better at throwing things
I was just thinking -
that she'd be a sparring
partner for my son Klasu
That poor kid can't get
a decent partner
Klaara would be too
expensive for your Klasu
Hospitals are so damn
expensive nowadays
He won't be
hospitalized that easily
He is fighting -
for the heavy
middleweight title
Damn, I was supposed
to listen to it on the radio
I'm afraid I must part
with this pleasant company
No, we're like
We never disband
Let's go to my place
to listen to the radio
Louhinen goes at Klasu
Tullari like a whirlwind
But he dodges
Louhinen's punches -
and counters
with snappy lefts
Tullari's left straight goes in
Louhinen grabs him,
Tullari beaks loose
The whirlwind attacks
ferociously, but misses
Klasu Tullari lays one
more on Louhinen's chin
Followed by a
right hook in the gut
Louhinen is reeling
The crowd is cheering
Now we're in trouble
False alarm,
your wife's at the opera -
and they talk so long
there that we're safe
I just thought that what
if the show's cancelled -
because the tenor
didn't show up
Tullari has
knocked out Louhinen
The referee is counting
five, six, seven
A knock-out!
The heavyweight champion
from Helsinki's Boxing Cub
Great, great!
Hey, hey!
Vihtori!
Where's Vihtori?
Next
Like the Agrarian Party
Cabinet, we never disband
Didn't break
You miserable
excuse of a man
Please don't,
my dove, my love
Darling?
Ouch, ouch! Klaara,
my dove, my love
Please don't, ouch!
Vuorenkaiku
Yes, this is Vihtori
The Vihtori of all poor Vihtoris,
the super-Vihtori
Oh, is it you, sweetheart?
God morning, dear,
my own darling
Good morning, funnyface
Do you have
other sweethearts -
- since you didn't recognize my voice?
- No, not even at home
Well, that I do know
Otherwise, you wouldn't
like me so much
Well, you know,
tax-free into the harbor -
will make. Let me see
Just a minute, Sir, I'll check
You goddamn boy
Run instantly to the pharmacy
two pounds of cotton. Got that?
- Yes, Sir.
- Hey, also, bring me.
- Hey, you!
- The usual load of beer
Damn kid, get out!
Ouch, ouch
Hello? Hello?
Still there, little darling?
Did little Daddy
have fun last night -
- the way he's huffing and puffing?
- No, love
Daddy's feeling fine
Remember, darling,
that we were going to -
- Kaivohuone to celebrate.
- Oh, darling -
I can't possibly tonight
Even less than before
If you knew what
a circus we've had here
Worse than ever
during my marriage
- Yes
She had something
to do with it
Vuorenkaiku. - You're going
Oh no, darling
weasel before we got married
Goodbye, my love
What did you say,
you double-oaf?
- to talk business with?
- Yes
- How much do you need?
Too late, darling.
Rather buy a hospital -
so that I'd have
some use of it, too
Come here and repeat that
Or shall I come there?
- No, my love.
- Then it's done
I'll buy the salon
for me and Vappu
Yes, love. - It'll be a rendez-
vouz point for the nobility
Mrs Mielonen
will be green with envy
Yes, love
In the evenings, ladies
will have coffee there
Yes, love
And I can have
three baths a day
Yes, love
- And pedicures for my hands
and everything. - Yes, love
So, I'll go and buy the shop
Send me some money,
so that I can pay cash
No, goddamnit and hell no!
You're not buying
that salon, no way!
Sir?
Damn
Don't swear, Dad, it
- But everything's going straight to.
- Hush!
Quiet, Dad, no wonder,
it's Friday the 13 th
In my marriage, it's
always Friday the 13 th
Speaking of marriage -
I came to tell you
that I'm getting married
- What? Married?
- Yes
I'll be damned
Matrimony seems to
be running in the family
My grandfather was married,
good old Pops got married
Not to mention me.
And now my daughter -
tells me that she's
getting married
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