Vihtori ja Klaara Page #2

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Won't human

kind ever get wiser?

But Dad,

we're very old friends

I've known him

for almost a month

Even if he were your

brother, I'd say no

- Besides, he doesn't drink.

- Doesn't drink

- Nor smoke or swear?

- No

Should I give my daughter

to such a wimp?

But I love him,

and he's a car mechanic

A widower

emperor for all I care

A car mechanic

who smells of gasoline

And I'd get to pay for the gas

Once you get to know

him, you'll pay gladly

But I won't get to know him

But I'm marrying him

Like mother, like

daughter, damn it

Mrs Vuorenkaiku's daughter

marrying a mechanic

- No, never.

- But he's an engineer

He's an apprentice

at the shop

He has studied nine

years at the University -

and knows lots of things

Brains were never

the key factor for me

You won't need any.

You'll marry into high society

He is high society

Besides, his name

is Peter von Saslik

Bless me, a real live von!

Well, why didn't you say so?

Bring him over for coffee

tomorrow, so we can take a look

Dad still won't allow it

Nonsense,

I'll turn Vihtori around

Yeah, yeah

If not during the day,

at least during the night

So, whose turn is it?

Mine

I guess it slipped

- Cut to the middle.

- Never

- Banking twice to the middle.

- Never

No

- It's going in!

- Good, Vihtori

Mr Vuorenkaiku,

your wife is on the phone

Tell her I'm not here

I'd be dead

I'd leave a wife

and two children

No

Yeah, yeah

We're all alike,

just poor Vihtoris

Oh, Vihtoris, you say?

Now, that's a damn lie

Where is the Missus?

I'll let her know what's what

If the head is stupid,

the whole body will suffer

There goes the only man -

- who paid back what he owed.

- There are man like that?

Not anymore,

he was the last one

- Really.

- Yes

Ha, I did find you

And again like

a cuckoo clock

This is so typical of men

- Greetings from Viborg.

- Thanks

- Who knocked him out?

- Klaara Vuorenkaiku

Is she here?

Easy, Klasu, the

knock-out came by phone

A woman's tender

hand can make miracles

Congratulations on the

middle heavyweight champ

That's peanuts

compared to those ladies

- I'm just an apprentice.

- Come on in

Your Dad's with Vihtori

in the pool room

He won't go home

until the missus is asleep

You woke up, my dove

I couldn't sleep

I need sleeping pills

Think of a new line,

blockhead

I'll give you sleeping pills -

for as long as you need

Still opposing me, huh?

I've never opposed you

for 30 years

Why didn't you let

Vappu get married?

Don't you think my daughter's

happiness is important to me?

Are you saying -

that marriage isn't

the greatest joy?

What would you be

without me?

Oh, my dove -

clouds will be clouds,

even if color'd by gold.

Oh, now

everything's fine again

Dad's sailed back to the

blissful harbor of marriage

Don't hit me!

Vihtori? Vihtori?

- What are you screaming?

Who's hitting you? - What?

I'll be damned!

What a dream!

Why were you screaming:

"Don't hit me!"?

There was this big burglar

He was going

to stab you with a knife

That's when I tried to say:

"Don't hit her!"

- Go to sleep.

- Yes

- You see, dreams are only dreams.

- Yes

Thank God, dreams

are only dreams

Stop it, your

mechanics might see

It won't harm them

No smoking, but

everything else is OK

That's enough

for a name day kiss

Funny boys, those

mechanics of yours

Yeah, but they're all

bachelors, you see

Don't get philosophical

You might sprain

your athlete's brain

Klasu? Let's go

to the country -

and have

a wonderful breakfast

I know a quaint

little restaurant

I can't go, we're busy

I'm waiting for a big order

An order is more important

than my name day

That depends

The latter is fun,

the former is bread

All right, have your bread

I'll have fun

with someone else

Oh, my goodness

But the frost will

drive the piggy home

Look out when your driving

I was looking out

The accident

happened in there

See if her appendix

was badly hurt

It's only

a bruise in the side

Let's get to work,

so she'll be done -

before they stop kissing

- They already stopped.

- I wouldn't have

You are complimenting me

I hope you paid

attention to my car

- Is it washed already?

- It is so spick & span -

that the rear

got a few bruises

- The car's, I mean.

- What?

The thing is,

I dented it a little

You're not mad at me, are

you? It runs in the family

Everything always turns

out wrong, including me

I'm glad you respect

family traditions -

but maybe you should

find another career -

where fondness of walls

isn't this dangerous

I've decided to

run for Parliament

- When can I pick her up?

- In an hour

It'll be smooth

as a baby's cheek

I'll pick her up then

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye

Damn kid,

you'll get us all fired

Social security

will take care of us

Damn, that was a nice lady

You're hopelessly

stuck on her

You were supposed to buy

an engagement ring today

Better save the money

for something more decent

I'll buy the ring

I've known her

for quite some time now

Look at those legs!

Yes, darling, yes

The worst circus is over.

Yes, I can come

What? A necklace?

Yes, yes,

we did mention it

You'll get your present,

sweetheart

I could come right away

Wait for me

outside the jewelry store

Hey! Make sure

no one sees us

You understand? Yes

Farewell, my love

How the hell did Klaara

find out about this, too?

That necklace

looks perfect on you

Actually,

it's kind of modest

It's pretty inexpensive,

only 4000

- Only 4000?

- Yes, isn't it?

Nothing that cheap

can be any good

Right, can't be

But it looks good on you

It's simple, but delicate

We have a real beauty

here by the window

How do you like this one?

It's only 5000

- 5000!

- It is beautiful!

No, no, it's not you at all

Thick in the front, narrow in the

back, the sides are, oh well

I think it looks

fabulous on you

- I don't!

- Excuse me

- If I may say.

- No!

Here's a gem that's

worthy of your pretty neck

Oh, darling

The prettiest necklace

I've ever seen

You like it? Then we'll take it

- Let's wrap it up.

- Thank you

Wait outside

- You are the sweetest in the world.

- Not here!

Tonight, wait for me,

wait for me

Sure, I'll wait for you

at eight o'clock

You'll bring

the necklace then, right?

I'd better sneak out of here -

because we shouldn't

be seen together

- Isn't my money good enough?

- Yes

But you're

What do you mean?

- There's only 600 here -

and the necklace

costs 8500

You're 7900 short

It said 600 on it

Sorry, that's

a warehouse code

Here's the price, 8500

Hey, Ritva!

Police! Police, help!

Police! Police, help!

I could drive to the end

of the world with you

This car won't take us that far

An old car is

better than a new one

I'll see if your car's ready -

but I doubt it

Hurrying to get married?

Yes. Someone's

waiting for me

Is the boss'

sweetheart's car done?

No, it won't be until tomorrow.

You really dented it

Peter always brags

about his thorough work

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