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- Year:
- 2013
- 18 min
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rehearse endlessly, slept on top
of one another in a tour van,
done everything else an
upstart band has done.
Just to lip-synch to some song?
You're not some ventriloquist dummy.
You're here to sell an image.
When the press talk to you, you've
got to know what it was like,
who your influences were, who came
up with the name of the band,
why, you first gig.
Who was shagging whose girlfriend.
What beer your band mates
drink, what clothes you wear,
who and what drives you mad.
You've to to eat, sleep,
fart together as a unit.
Girls don't break wind, Johnny.
I thought we were joining
a band, not the army.
How much are we getting
paid for this?
You pull this off, trust me,
you'll be raking in thousands.
Yeah, but what's our percentage?
- I want a contract.
- Yeah. Same here.
Yeah, and I want a solicitor to
look over my contract, please.
And me.
You're not here 'cause of your talent,
so don't get any bright ideas.
You look good. That's all.
Now pick up your instruments.
They ain't cheap ones,
so be careful.
I'll tell you who looks
the best. The weasel.
It's a ferret.
You were supposed to sort this out.
They can't even hold the ruddy things.
Yeah, well...
Do the pose.
One, two, three.
At least she can count.
All right. They can stay.
But we better get them looking
like they know what they're doing,
or we're up the proverbial creek...
without a ladder.
Or a platform shoe.
- That's an A. Remember that?
- Yeah.
And then the reverse
pyramid triangle.
- That way?
- No, no. The other way around.
What are we gonna do about
his trousers, Johnny?
How baggy they are.
They should fit.
Well, we could sort of turn them
up a little bit at the bottom.
Shut up!
He's got to practice,
otherwise he'll never learn.
Griff, get him on guitar.
Give it a rest, Zed!
- What are we gonna do with his hair?
- I don't know. I think it looks all right.
- Just make sure it don't look like yours.
- Charming.
What is the deal with
these school uniforms?
We're not an AC/DC cover band,
are we?
It's got to appear like
you're old schoolmates.
- How are we gonna do that?
- Technology.
You come to the front.
Come here.
Now come in closer.
Turn the other way. On three,
turn around and look at me.
One, two, three, look at me.
Can you make them
look a bit younger?
Add some acne.
Acne coming up.
Pizza?
- Here.
- Mine's a pepperoni.
How's the review coming on?
Yeah, yeah.
"With a flash and blur of
stripped-down excitement,
the Single Shots' gig at
Madison Square Gardens
laid waste to everything
in its path."
No, no. You wouldn't have done your
first gig at Madison Square Garden.
Change the venue to something
like Real Pavilion, yeah?
- Right.
- Look. Your hair is much better.
- Off the hair, Johnny.
- No. Look. Up there.
We've got to dip them in tea to
age them, and then there we go.
- That's wild.
- Yeah. I know, right?
I used to sell fake ticket stubs
outside the Cavern in Liverpool.
Worked the street up.
Worked the street down.
That was Rock Sound
magazine on the phone.
I've also had a call from MTV.
I don't want to scare you,
but the heat is on.
If I were you, I'd take your rubber
gloves off and start practicing.
Destroy the system, smash it all up
Lose control
Start a revolution in
your livin' room now
- Free rock and roll
- Do what you can do
- Free rock and roll
- 'Cause you want to
- Free rock and roll
- Don't be afraid to
Bite the hand that
feeds you, spit it out
Free rock and roll
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you see what I see?
I'd say that that is
our first album cover.
Get that next one.
Yeah. Get one of those.
- What's going on here?
- Oh...
- Come down now.
- Yeah, come down. Come down.
He's up ladders, he's down drainpipes.
I don't know what to do with the boy.
- You told me you'd sort him out.
- Run!
I'm very sorry. Simon
says catch a ladder!
- Watch it! Look here!
- Hurry!
I think we're ready to
open the floodgates.
So, just stick to what we rehearsed
and let the show begin.
Hello. Are you Penny from
Rock Sound magazine?
- Yeah.
- I'm Johnny Jones. All right.
- Thanks for coming.
- Thank the BBC.
If they weren't on radio,
I never would've heard of them.
Well, they've dominated
the Welsh indie scene
since they did their first
gig about a year ago.
Well, they haven't had any
press outside Wales till now.
Well, I've been very careful with them,
but the bubble's about to burst.
They're ready to take on the world.
Hold on a minute. MTV.
So, your self-produced demo's been
getting quite a lot of airplay lately.
- How does that feel?
- Finally being recognized
for the musical geniuses we are.
Are these biscuits free,
or do I have to pay for...
So, who are some of
your influences?
- Weapons of Happiness...
- Weapons of Happiness.
the Kinks, Sex Pistols,
Johnny Thunders, lots
and lots of diff...
- Can you let them speak?
- Yeah, Johnny. Let us speak.
- Nick Ashley.
- Aerosmith.
- Buzzcocks.
- Slipknot.
- Vampire Weekend.
- Duran Duran.
Really? 'Cause you don't sound anything
like the bands you say influenced you.
Well, Des O'Connor influenced me,
but that don't mean I
wrote "Dick-A-Dum-Dum."
You don't write anything
anymore, do you?
So, your press kit says that
you met in primary school.
Yeah, we're old friends.
She was the first person
to touch my Dinky-doo.
- No, I wasn't.
- Yeah, you were.
My pet ferret, Dinky-doo.
So, whose idea was it to
actually start this band?
- Mine.
- Zed.
Didn't know you could speak Welsh.
There's a lot of stuff you don't
know about me, Johnny boy.
- There you go.
- What are you saying?
- The band was a group thing.
- No, it was her idea.
But Drainpipe put up the flyer.
Yeah, and Zed helped
me with the designs.
But I forgot, because I forgot.
No, no, no! No, girls!
Not now! Not now!
I'll be having a muffin.
I'll be having a muffin.
Leave the boys alone.
- That happen often?
- All the time. We're used to it.
That's what I've got, all right?
Go on. Off you go.
So, what do your parents think
about all this new-found fame?
Oh, my mom's well pleased.
Yeah, she's shagged enough rock
stars to appreciate what it means.
- You what?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She used to be a big old
groupie back in the day.
- Shagged her way up and down the charts.
- With who?
Like punks and new romantics
and a bit of grunge as well.
- How does your father feel about all that?
- I don't know who he is.
- Your mum never told you?
- Oh, no.
She said it could be half the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
- She must have some idea.
- Well...
I've been told that I look like Morrissey,
but then someone the other day said
that I've got eyes like Nick
Heyward from Haircut One Hundred.
- Who do you think it is?
- Well, let's put it this way. Come here.
You know that rumor about David
Bowie being hung like a horse?
Well, I have got living proof
that that ain't just a rumor.
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