Vinyl Page #8
- Year:
- 2013
- 18 min
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Never mind bite the
hand that feeds.
We go and bite their
f***ing heads off.
I hate the nursing home business.
It reminds me of bald cabbage.
- Come on. We'll take my car.
- Brilliant, mate.
- Who will pay the petrol?
- A bit skinned.
Minto.
- Let's do it.
- You know it.
- What are you doing?
- I've lived here for 20 years.
It's the Single Shots.
How's it going? Free rock and roll.
No, no, no, don't stop here.
They'll see us on security.
All right.
All right, lads. Johnny Jones.
Weapons of Happiness.
Sorry, it's off limits.
- We're famous.
- Take it up with the bookers.
We've been on the charts loads
of times. First back in '79.
- I was born in 1987.
- F***ing squirt.
Single Shots coming up.
Listen. I've got an idea.
That was your plan, ey?
Kick him in the goolies?
Well, it worked. Didn't it?
Hey!
Split up!
Security, Contact the
gate immediately.
Repeat, immediately.
This is a security alert.
Please be on the lookout
for four middle-aged men.
I repeat. Four middle-aged men.
Split up means go
different directions.
Security breach...
be on the lookout
for four out-of-shape
middle-aged blokes.
Middle aged? I'm not middle aged.
Bollocks.
I got one of these old geezers.
I'm not a f***ing
old geezer. All right?
F***. Oh, there's no
need to be spiteful.
Really? Because I always prefer the
sort of hairspray-and-mousse combo.
Sh*t!
Drainpipe, StoP!
Drainpipe!
Drainpipe, dd UP!
Johnny! Johnny!
Three, two, one...
And this is the band we've
all been waiting for.
It's The Single Shots with
"Free Rock And Roll."
One, two, three, four!
Free rock and roll,
free rock and roll
Free rock and roll, oh
Free rock and roll,
free rock and roll
Free rock and roll, oh
Go for the throat, oh,
destroy the system
Smash it all up, lose control
Start a revolution in
your livin' room now
Justice! It's Johnny Jones!
F*** it.
That's my song, mate.
The Single Shots...
Stop. Hey, stop.
Stop. Stop, mates.
- I said cut to the f***ing advert!
- Stay live!
Whoa, mate.
Sorry, ladies and
gentlemen, but we've got...
There's no reason for us to
play this here. You know?
- Shut him up!
- This is... This isn't our music.
This isn't our words.
We're just miming.
Johnny Jones is the
legend behind this song.
- Shut him up!
- This is all just an image.
Because this record label
don't have imagination.
It's like a bar of soap,
just priced and packaged.
All this stuff is pretty funny, eh?
You just take it. You
don't ask any questions.
You don't care about the truth.
And that ain't punk spirit.
Shut him up!
Johnny Jones taught us
what punk spirit is.
Cut! Cut to something else!
- It's my song!
- This one's for you, Johnny.
Sat down like chewing gum
on the bottom of your feet
You're holding me down,
you're so sticky and so sweet
I don't know why you
think you're in control
You're all right, babe.
As everyone knows, if
I could just go home
Nothing goes the same
So why don't you go on
back to your hide y ho
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Go on back today
Yeah!
Treat me like a plastic
tube, whoa, oh, oh, oh
- Calm yourself down.
- This is the sound of!
The sound of tomorrow
that's calling!
Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, could happen.
What's up?
Cheers, mate.
How are they?
Yeah, yeah. All right, yeah.
Good for now. Half old, half new.
None shaggable, but that
ain't your concern. Is it?
- No.
- No.
You know, like me, you,
and your mum, all that.
Oh, no, no, no, don't worry.
Don't worry, you know.
I knew you weren't in any
position to be a dad.
Listen. If I was your dad...
If I am... If I am really your dad,
well, what I got to say is,
I couldn't be prouder of
you for what you did.
It was the most sort of irresponsible but
tremendous right thing I've ever seen.
So, you know.
Well, look.
If you ever need help
with your band, right,
I'm always there for you.
Okay?
- Yeah.
- All right.
Let's get on, then.
Hello there.
All right.
Let me introduce you to the man
who's been like a dad to me.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Johnny Jones and
the Weapons of Happiness!
We're the Weapons of Happiness.
One, two, three, four!
Free rock and roll,
free rock and roll
Free rock and roll, oh
Free rock and roll,
free rock and roll
Free rock and roll, oh
Go for the throat, oh,
destroy the system
Smash it all up, lose control
Start a revolution in
your livin' room now
- Free rock and roll
- 'Cause you can do
- Free rock and roll
- 'Cause you want to
- Free rock and roll
- Don't be afraid to
Bite the hand that
feeds you, spit it out
Free rock and roll
Free rock and roll
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