Waitress Page #2
No... yes.
Sorry, anyway,
it's nice to meet you.
What's your name again?
I'm Dr. Jim Pomatter.
Okay.
- And you are?
- Jenna Hunterson.
Jenna Hunterson.
It is nice to meet you.
So... What seems to be the problem?
Well, I seem to be pregnant.
Good.
Good for you.
Congratulations.
Thanks, but I don't want this baby.
Oh, well, we don't perform... uh...
No, I'm keeping it,
I'm just telling you I'm
So maybe you can be sensitive
and not congratulate me
and make a big deal
every time you see me.
I'm having the baby,
and that's that.
It's not a party, though.
Got it, okay, not a party.
Uh, well, then, why don't we, um...
we'll have to do a blood test,
make sure you're pregnant
and then we'll check
for diseases, hormone levels,
stuff like that?
Sounds like a plan.
Okay, well, the nurse
will be right in.
Um... don't go anywhere.
Nowhere to go.
Come in.
Hi, Jenna, have a seat.
Okay, I'm going to give
you this pie now, Dr. Pomatter.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Look at that.
You know what? Just push-push
all of those off onto the floor.
Go ahead, push them off.
That's fine. Just...
I'll get to those later.
Well, un-congratulations...
you're definitely having a baby.
Un-thank you.
So for the next eight months,
if you need me, I'm here.
If you have any questions,
just give a call.
We'll be doing some tests.
All of which I'll tell you
about before they happen.
And I'm going to give you
a prescription for,
uh, prenatal vitamins.
And do you have any,
uh, questions for me?
What kind of questions?
I don't know.
Concerns about your pregnancy?
Do's and don'ts?
Anything you're wondering about?
Exercise, sex...
I don't really do much
of either of those things, so...
Okay, any diet concerns?
Not really. I mean,
just eat healthy, right?
Eat healthy, um, avoid certain
cheeses, certain fish...
The receptionist, she can
give you a list of good and bad
foods for your pregnancy,
general do's and don'ts.
Okay.
And here is your prescription.
I'll just... sorry.
And, uh, it was very nice
to meet you, Jenna.
And I'll want to see you again
- Okay.
Okay.
I do have one question.
Shoot.
How pregnant am I, exactly?
Very pregnant.
There's really only one degree
of pregnancy, so to speak.
No, I mean, uh, how far along am I?
Uh, about six weeks,
give or take.
Yeah, that was Earl getting me
drunk that night, all right.
You're late.
By six minutes. I'm sorry.
The bus was late.
Why doesn't your damn husband
buy you a car already?
'Cause he don't want
me goin' nowhere.
And you, late again.
You are inches away
from being fired, missy.
Oh, just try firing me,
you old bucket of cheese.
Who you calling a bucket
of cheese, you heifer?
Now get to work before
I fire your ass.
Calm down, you psychotic ape.
Hey, what are you doing?
Close the door!
How's the doc?
Fine, it was fine.
New doctor, a man.
A man, wow.
Is he single?
Maybe he's good for Dawn.
No, I think he was wearing a ring.
Weird guy, nervous.
From Connecticut.
Hey, honey, could you do me a favor?
What?
Old Joe just came in
and sat in my station.
Could you take him?
I can't deal with him today.
You're better with him than I am.
Yeah, sure, I'll take him.
Thanks, hon, you're a trooper.
Oh.
What? What's wrong?
You okay? You going to be sick?
I'm okay.
Just nauseous for a second.
Hurry up, let's get to work!
Hi, Joe.
How you doing today, my friend?
What can I get you?
This is my pie diner.
I own it.
I know you do, Joe.
And I think it's warm in here.
I know I'm warm.
I'll tell Cal, hon.
They keep all my businesses
too warm on the inside.
My gas station, my supermarket,
my Laundromat...
But this is my favorite business.
Joe's Pie Shop.
I'm Joe.
And I will not tolerate it being
too damn warm in here.
I hear you, Joe.
Turn the air on.
Yes, sirree, bub.
Okay.
I want two glasses of water, no ice.
Two glasses, no problem.
- Two glasses.
- Right.
No ice.
And I want the "Bad Baby Quiche Pie"
with tomato on the side,
on its own plate.
No potatoes with that?
Did I say anything about potatoes?
Where'd you get potatoes from?
No potatoes, tomato.
On its own plate.
Salt and pepper.
That everything?
No.
I want orange juice.
But don't bring that first.
Bring the water first.
Bring the orange juice
with the meal.
Okay, listen to my horoscope
before you skedaddle away.
"Aquarius...
enters your inner circle. "
Whatever the hell that means.
"The ones you love will listen
carefully to you today,
just make sure you're careful
with what you say. "
Hmm.
I don't have ones I love.
Want to hear yours?
Uh, I'm Aquarius, too, hon.
I don't have ones I love either.
Just ones I live with.
Excuse me, I feel like
I'm going to be sick.
You okay, sweetie?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Good. Listen, um, I have
a five-minute blind date tonight
with an insurance
salesman named Pete.
Five foot 10, 37,
all his hair, nice picture,
- loves fishing.
- Five-minute date?
Can't the guy pay for
the whole thing?
Yeah, see, um, I have this idea.
I'm meeting men through
personal ads,
but I just give them five minutes.
Whether or not we
like each other,
- we just have five minutes together.
- Huh.
That way, you know,
if the guy makes me sick,
I don't waste a whole evening.
Anyway, I'm supposed
to meet this guy at
7:
00 at Banshee's.I was wondering if you would
do a full makeup for me
here in the bathroom,
before I leave?
A full makeup for five minutes?
Well, yeah, it's very important
to make a good first impression.
I mean, wh-what if he's
Prince Charming?
There is no such thing.
Whatever.
Will you do that for me?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, would you also make me
your "Falling In Love
Chocolate Mousse Pie"?
That is my favorite pie.
What the heck, I'll do
it during my break, okay?
You are the queen
of kindness and goodness.
You with child?
Shh, quiet.
I've seen that look on
a woman's face before.
Name was Annette.
I made sweet love to her
all through the summer
of 1948.
She got that sick look
on her face like you had
all through the fall.
I almost married her right up.
She lost the baby, though.
Close call.
When you due?
Shh, Joe...
Don't want Cal to hear.
You can't lose my job.
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