Waitress Page #3
I'm trying to save money
so I can leave my husband.
Why, what's wrong with him?
Hey, there's no salt and pepper
on the table. I asked
for salt and pepper
and no ice in my juice glass.
- Can't you get nothing I say right?
- I'll go get
your salt and pepper and juice
with no ice.
But you got to promise me
you'll keep your mouth shut
about this baby.
What baby?
Good man.
Honey, Earl's on the phone.
- Tell him I'm busy.
- You don't talk to him,
he might come over here
Yeah, okay.
Can I ask you a question?
Is it my imagination,
or is my left one drooping
down even more today?
I'm starting to feel like something Picasso
would have made.
Do me a favor, hon,
get Old Joe some O. J...
no ice... or he'll bite your head off.
- And some salt and pepper.
- You got it.
Hello, Earl.
Good, good.
No, I-I am glad you called.
You picking me up tonight?
No, that's fine, I'll ask
Becky to give me a ride.
Yes, I know you work hard.
Earl, I've got to get back.
We're busy here today.
Okay.
Bye.
I love you, too.
Mm.
"Falling In Love Pie. "
Oh, pretty outfit, Dawn.
Thank you.
It's a little tight
in the butt, I fear.
Oh, no worries. Men like a little meat
back there, don't they, Jenna?
I have no idea what men like.
Speaking of more meat,
does Earl have any clue at all
that you're pregnant?
No, he don't notice, and
I'm just going to run away.
Wow.
How much money you got saved?
Not much, $1,
and I can save
another couple hundred
before theJonesville Bake-Off.
How much is that prize money?
$25,000, hon.
Wow. What pie you going to bake?
I'm not sure.
I was thinking I'd make one
of my real unusual ones,
like my mama used to make.
One where you wouldn't think
the ingredients
would all go together, but they do.
Huh.
Dawn, you're beautiful.
Your skin looks like
a normal person's.
Thank you.
I know what you should do
with that prize money, Jenna.
You should open your own pie shop.
Oh, yeah.
You should have your own little
pie shop somewhere.
Somewhere where they could
really use a little pie shop,
like Europe or New Jersey.
Wow, my own pie shop.
Jenna's Pie Palace.
Jenna's Pastry Heaven.
Okay, back to reality for a minute.
Hey, can you give me
a ride home, Becky?
Earl don't want
to pick me up tonight.
No, take the bus.
I can't drive you.
I've got somewhere to go.
Oh, where you going?
I can't tell you that.
- What?
- What?
Yet! I can't tell you
that yet.
Why not?
Got to go!
You have fun on
your five-minute date.
Use a five-minute condom.
- Hey, wait a minute.
- Bye.
Hey!
Well, whatever it is,
I hope it's good.
Go look at yourself, hon.
This guy's not going
to know what hit him.
Go on.
Oh!
Look what you did.
You made me almost pretty.
What do you mean "almost pretty"?
You're lovely.
Look at yourself.
Oh...
- Hey, sweetie?
- Hmm?
You think you can drop me off at the bus stop
on your way to Banshee's?
Yeah.
"Baby Screaming Its Head Off in the Middle of the Night and Ruining My Life Pie. "
(singing in hum) "Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle"
New York-style cheesecake,
brandy brushed,
with pecans and nutmeg.
Hello.
Jenna?
What?
Hi. Dr. Pomatter.
Yeah.
What are you doing here?
Oh, my car wouldn't
start this morning...
God knows why.
Got to take the bus home.
Where do you live?
Uh, Stanton Grove.
Oh, it's nice over there.
Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
If you like trees, which, you know,
who doesn't like trees?
It's a long walk.
Do you mind if I sit down?
Not at all.
Thanks.
So you're a waitress.
I'm a waitress.
Where do you work?
Uh, a little diner off Highway 27.
Joe's Pie Diner.
Oh, wow.
Sounds like a veritable
factory of pie.
I've never been there.
Is it... is it... is it good?
Yes, it's very good.
We make all the pies there fresh.
Breakfast pies, dinner pies,
27 different varieties of pie.
And a new one that
I was just inventing a new one
in my head when you walked up.
Did you make that marshmallow pie
that you brought me?
Yes, I did.
"Marshmallow Mermaid Pie. "
I invented it when I
was nine years old,
in my mermaid phase.
That was probably the best pie
I've ever tasted in my life.
That pie, it was...
that pie was biblically good,
that's how good it was.
That pie could win pie contests
and ribbons and things.
It was...
Thank you.
Yeah.
You know, there was a pie diner
right near where I grew up.
And I used to go there every day
after school.
I had a mad crush on this
waitress named Beatrice.
She looked tragically cute
in her uniform,
and years later, I was doing my
residency and she came in
with an emergency ovarian cyst.
Wow.
That must have been
something for you.
Well, she was at least
50 years old by then.
Life does funny kind
of things sometimes.
Yes, it does.
Yes, it does.
You want to hear something
else kind of funny?
When I saw you sitting here
alone in your uniform,
I... I had a flashback.
You made me think of her.
You kind of remind me of her
when she was younger.
Wow. What a thing to say.
Yeah, sorry, it was a compliment.
No, I know.
That's why it made me uncomfortable.
You're blushing.
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
No, it was a nice thing to hear. I...
Nobody ever notices me in that way.
Well, somebody
noticed you that way...
otherwise you wouldn't be in
the condition you're in.
- Oh, him?
- Yeah.
He don't count.
He's just my husband.
I'm kidding. Of course he counts.
He's my husband.
Oh!
Oh, here's the bus.
Call me whenever you need me, Jenna.
I'm here for all your
questions and concerns.
Please?
Please?
Please?
Please?
Come on, honey.
L- I feel sick in my stomach.
You know, it's been over a month.
I feel about as sexy
as a tree stump.
You ain't never been sexier.
Am I imagining it, or are
Like they grew a size
practically overnight.
That's crazy, Earl.
I got to be with you
or I'm going to die.
Come on, baby, kiss me back.
Move up, baby.
Come on, honey.
Say something sexy to me.
What do you want me to say?
That was...
That was great.
That was great, baby.
Mmm...
Wasn't it?
Yes, absolutely wonderful.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I don't want you as my waitress.
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