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is over 20 years old.
Well, a lot of people like
my old songs.
Old people like your old songs.
May I make a suggestion?
Are you familiar with
- The television show?
- I got a call from CBS.
They wanna do the same kind
of show with you.
I'm a serious musician.
I'm not some TV personality.
Well, why can't you be both? Look
at those goofy bastards on Hee Haw.
Well, I do love Hee Haw.
Television, Dewey. It's the way
into the people's hearts.
All right. You call them back today...
...and you tell Mr. CBS...
...that I will do it if I have
total creative control.
Dewey, you can't have
any creative control.
Okay.
All right, let's just do it then.
F*** it, let's do it.
I'm bored.
Live from Burbank, California.
It's The Dewey Cox Show.
And now your host, Dewey Cox!
- Walk hard
- Hard
- Hard
- Hard
Down life's rocky road
- Walk bold
- Bold
- Hard
- Hard
That's my creed
My code
I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed too
My whole life through
Seen my share of the worst
That the world can give
But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to live
Walk hard
Walk hard
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the show.
We've got a great one.
To get things rolling,
I'd like to bring out my first guest...
...a model I think is pretty super:
Miss Cheryl Tiegs.
Well, hello, Cheryl.
Don't you look lovely tonight.
Well, thanks so much, sir.
So do you.
Cheryl, you know, you remind me
of a 1977 Corvette.
Why is that?
Because you're
a beautiful new model.
Just kidding.
Would you do me the honor
of joining me for a song?
Well, I thought you'd never ask,
Mr. Cox.
Baby, come as you are
With just your heart
And I'll take you in
You're rejected and hurt
To me you're worth
What you have within
You don't have to be a star, baby
To be in my show
Good night, everybody.
We'll see you next week.
Good show.
- You ready, Dewey?
- Yes, I'm ready.
"Who Wants to Party?"
Dewey, lead vocal, take one.
Hey, hey
Who wants to party?
Hey, hey
Who wants to party?
Hey, hey
I don't know. I'll see you in a minute.
All right. Everybody good?
Everybody good?
Whoa, Dewey.
Great party, great party.
Thanks, Patrick Duffy from Dallas.
Listen, mingle, enjoy yourself.
- Have sex with anybody you want.
- Well, can do.
- Hey!
- Dewey!
Oh, my God, your show is such a hit.
You beat McCloud last week.
Well, thank you, Morgan Fairchild,
but I never pay attention to the ratings.
Just kidding. We're gonna
take a sh*t on Donnie & Marie.
- Oh, you do that, honey.
- Yes.
Hey, you. Are you gonna
save a dance for me, Dewey?
Well, you bet,
Cheryl Ladd from Charlie's Angels.
Hey there, Little Miss Cox-Tiegs.
Have you met my new wife,
Cheryl Cox-Tiegs?
We've met, yes.
Isn't that funny?
You're both named Cheryl.
Yeah. We're aware of that.
That is hilarious.
Hey, hey
Who wants to party?
I don't know what they're
talking about with this energy crisis.
Because I have plenty of energy,
all right? I am loaded with energy.
Look, I gave up politics
a long time ago.
You know, let somebody else march.
I wanna play Frisbee.
I'm on the beach.
I'm not marching on the beach.
Billy, don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life
Do me, Dewey.
I can't, Cheryl Ladd,
Oh, I should've been your guest star
last week instead of her.
It could've been me.
"It could've been me."
It could have been me
Could've been me
Stay in it. Stay in it.
It could've been me
Rocky ro...
No! You're repeating yourself!
Why can't I write
a f***ing song anymore?
I love the nightlife
I got to boogie
On the disco 'round
Oh, yeah
I told you
I love the nightlife
I got to boogie
On the disco 'round
Oh, yeah
I'll tell you, I've never been
so truly satisfied.
Living here in this beautiful
beach house with you...
...my beautiful Cheryl Cox-Tiegs.
The ratings are great.
These are the salad days.
Yeah, I've been looking for something
my whole life, and this is it.
Goodbye, love
Goodbye, love
You are not going home.
You are sleeping in the guestroom.
Forever.
Because you're the only one
who stuck around.
Everyone else got sick of it
and left...
...but you stuck around,
which means you're my friend.
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me
Let the children use it
Let the children lose it
Let all the children boogie
Goddamn it!
I mean, what do I have to do
to get you on my bone? Invent fire?
And then huge laugh and we go
to commercial. All right, take five.
Hey.
Great rehearsal, Dewey.
Very funny sketch.
Thank you.
Have you seen the ratings?
We're getting our ass kicked
by The Incredible Hulk.
Well, last night's episode
was a very special episode.
They revealed that the Incredible Hulk
has an evil twin.
And he's not green. He's red.
I know. It was amazing.
Did you see it?
You can't compete with that.
But we do need to do more promotion.
Here's what we'll do. We'll introduce
people to the new Dewey Cox.
I got a girl here to interview you.
She's from the local affiliate in Dallas.
I don't know.
I'm not so good on interviews.
Bubbe, it's a puff piece.
It's very puffy.
All you have to do
is remind the audience...
...you're not mainlining acid anymore.
And the show, it's a lot of fun, right?
- You're having fun.
- Yeah.
after the local news.
"It's on every Thursday night after your
local news. I'm not mainlining acid."
- Anymore.
- Oh, I'm not gonna promise that.
- Whatever you're comfortable with.
- "I don't smoke angel dust anymore.
So don't be afraid."
Something like that?
Why don't you tell us about
your new TV program?
Gail, it's a variety show.
I do a little bit of everything.
I do some singing, some dancing,
chatting with the guests...
...the skits, the monologues,
the comedy.
Wonderful. Comedy.
It really is a lot of fun.
We'll have more fun when we come
back from this word from our sponsors.
Don't go away.
Okay, you know what, I gotta tell you,
my heart goes out to you.
I know what it's like to be on
a piece-of-sh*t television program...
...because I'm hosting one right now.
- Excuse me?
Must wanna blow your f***ing
brains out, I'll bet. I know I do.
And we're back
with Mr. Dewey Cox.
he's having on his show.
But right now, let's talk about your
lovely wife, Darlene. How's she doing?
Darlene and I separated
some years ago, Gail.
Oh, okay. Guess I didn't
do my homework.
And to answer your question,
I miss her terribly.
Well, that's sweet.
Why don't we talk about your parents?
They've gotta be proud of you.
Well, my mom is dead.
And my pa and I don't
speak to each other...
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