WALL-E Page #2

WALL-E:
Whoa! Uh-oh!

Whoa!

Uh...

(WALL-E MUTTERING)

(GRUNTS)

Ha!

(EVE WARBLES)

Ooh!

WALL-E:
(IN AWE) Oh!

(IT ONLY TAKES

A MOMENT PLAYING)

# And that is all #

# that love's about #

# And we'll recall #

# When time runs out #

# That it only #

(WALL-E WARBLES)

EVE:
Ooh!

# took a moment #

# to be loved #

EVE!

# a whole life #

# long #

(EX CLAIMS)

(GIGGLES)

Hmm?

Ooh!

(BEEPING)

(BLEEPING)

(ENGINES POWERING UP)

(WALL-E SHUDDERING)

(STEADY PULSING)

WALL-E:
Whoa.

EVE.

EVE?

(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)

EVE!

EVE!

(INSISTENTLY) EVE!

(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

(RUMBLING)

(THUNDER CRASHING)

WALL-E:
Whoa!

(WALL-E SCREAMING)

(SQUEAKS)

(SIGHS)

Ah!

(GRUNTING)

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(GAME BEEPING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(COCKROACH SQUEAKING)

(WIND GUSTS)

Uh-oh.

(RUMBLING)

(GASPS)

(WALL-E CHATTERING)

(COCKROACH CHATTERING)

EVE!

EVE!

EVE!

(WALL-E YELLING)

EVE!

No!

(CHATTERING)

Whoa!

(EXCLAIMS)

(SQUEAKS)

(YELPS)

(EX CLAIMING IN ALARM)

(RUMBLING)

(ENGINES FIRING)

EVE.

(YELPS)

Whoa!

(WALL-E SCREAMING)

(SQUEAKING)

Oh! Uh-oh.

(EX CLAIMS SOFTLY IN WONDER)

Oh!

EVE.

(WALL-E SIGHS)

(POWERING UP)

(EX CLAIMS IN AWE)

(IN WONDERMENT) Whoa!

(GASPS)

(IN ASTONISHMENT) Whoa!

(EX CLAIMING)

(ALARMS BLARING)

(WHOOSHING)

EVE.

Oh!

(BEEPS)

(M-O WARBLING)

(M-O WARBLES)

(BEEPS)

(WARBLES)

M-O:
Foreign contaminant.

Oh!

Oh!

Uh-oh.

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

M-O:
Foreign contaminant.

WALL-E:
Whoa!

(YELPS IN SURPRISE)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

M-O:
Huh?

(MECHANICAL BUZZING)

(EX CLAIMS)

(GROANS)

(CHATTERING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(BLEEPING)

(BUZZING)

(CHATTERS INQUIRINGLY)

(WALL-E BEEPS)

(M-O CHATTERING ANGRILY)

(M-O BUZZING)

(M-O SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION)

(SIREN WAILING)

(M-O YELPS)

(BEEPING)

(CONFUSED BEEP)

(BEEPING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(BEEPING)

(SIREN WAILING)

(EX CLAIMS)

EVE!

Huh?

(WARBLES IN CONFUSION)

Foreign contaminant.

(CHATTERING IN CONFUSION)

(BLEEPING)

(BUZZES)

(EX CLAIMING)

(WARBLING)

EVE.

(DOORS OPENING)

(MACHINERY DRONING)

(EX CLAIMS IN SURPRISE)

(SCREAMS)

(GROANING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

(HORNS HONKING)

(CRASHING)

(WALL-E WARBLING)

(ROBOT EX CLAIMING)

(ROBOT WARBLES WARNING)

(MACHINERY CLANGING)

(BEEPS)

EVE!

I've been in my cabin all morning,

so let's hover over to the driving range

and hit a few virtual balls into space.

(EX CLAIMS)

No, we did that yesterday.

I don't want to do that.

- Well, then what do you want to do?

- I don't know. Something.

Whoa!

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

Look, I'm tired of having

the same argument over and over.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

Bot, over here.

Whoa!

MAN:
I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you.

WOMAN:
There you are.

FEMALE LO UDSPEAKER VOICE:

Buy N Large.

Everything you need to be happy.

Your day is very important to us.

Hey, drink-bot.

(EX CLAIMS QUESTIONINGLY)

Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!

- Whoa!

- WALL-E:
Uh-oh.

(GROANS)

(BUZZER BUZZIN G)

S TEWARD-BO T:

Please remain stationary.

A service-bot will be here

to assist you momentarily.

Stewards! Hello!

- Please remain stationary.

- Help.

A service-bot will be here

to assist you momentarily.

(HYDRAULICS WHINING)

What's that? What's going on?

(GRUNTING)

WALL-E.

Uh...

- John.

- EVE?

Uh, no. John.

EVE!

Bye, WALL-E.

NANN Y-BO T:
"A" is for Axiom,

your home sweet home.

"B" is for Buy N Large,

your very best friend.

FEMALE LO UDSPEAKER VOICE:

Mmm!

Time for lunch in a cup.

(ALL SLURPING)

Feel beautiful.

- It's the new you. Stunning.

- You look great.

- I know, honey. Men.

- Men.

FEMALE LO UDSPEAKER VOICE:

Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue.

It's the new red.

BOTH:
Ooh!

(BEEPING)

WOMAN:
Love blue.

WOMAN:
Date?

(SCOFFS) Don't get me started

on the date.

Every holo-date I have been on

has been a virtual disaster.

If I could just meet one,

one who wasn't so superficial.

There are no good men out there.

(WALL-E MURMURING)

I know. I know because I've...

What the...

WALL-E:
Whoa!

(GASPS)

Huh?

Yoo-hoo. WALL-E.

Uh...

- Mary.

- EVE.

Huh? Oh!

Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.

EVE.

(WHIRRING)

Shade!

(GASPS)

I didn't know we had a pool!

(CLICKING)

(TYPING-BOT BEEPING)

(WALL-E SQUEAKS)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(GASPS)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(WHIRRING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(WHOOSHING)

AUTO:

Captain, you are needed on the bridge.

(CAPTAIN SNORING)

(SNORING)

(ALARM BEEPING)

(MUTTERING DREAMILY)

(PUT ON YO UR

SUNDA Y CLO THES PLAYING)

(YELPS) All hands on deck!

BEAUTICIAN-BOT:
Morning.

Just a trim?

# ... find adventure in the evening air #

(CHUCKLES)

BEAUTICIAN-BOT:
Uh-huh.

I see. I know, honey. I know.

I'm good, I am good.

You look gorgeous.

(SIGHS)

(BEEPS)

Oh!

# ... horsedrawn open cars #

(WALL-E WARBLING)

(YAWNING)

(THE BLUE DANUBE PLAYING)

- AUTO:
Sir?

- Coffee.

(GRUNTS)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(SLURPING)

Sir, the annual...

(TIREDLY) Protocol, Auto.

First things first.

Computer, status report.

(WHOOSHING)

- Mechanical systems.

- CO MPUTER:
Unchanged.

- Reactor core temperature.

- Unchanged.

- Passenger count.

- Unchanged.

- Regenerative food buffet.

- Unchanged.

- Jacuzzi pH balance.

- Unchanged.

- Atmospheric conditions.

- Unchanged.

- AUTO:
Captain.

- Laundry service volume.

- Unchanged.

- Okay, Auto.

- Sir, the annual reconnaissance...

- 12:
30!

Auto, why didn't you wake me

for morning announcements?

(WHOOSHING)

Honestly, it's the one thing

I get to do on this ship.

Well, good morning, everybody,

and welcome to day 255,642

aboard the Axiom.

As always, the weather is a balmy

72 degrees and sunny and...

Oh, I see the ship's log is showing

that today is our 700th anniversary

of our five-year cruise.

Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be

proud to know that 700 years later

Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be

proud to know that 700 years later

we'd be doing the exact same thing

they were doing.

Fore!

So, be sure next mealtime

to ask for your "free

(ENUNCIATING) "septuacentennial

cupcake in a cup."

Wow, look at that!

Also today we have a...

(BEEPING)

Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?

Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?

Captain, Probe One

has returned positive.

Positive?

(POWERING UP)

EVE.

(SLOWLY) But no probe's

ever come back positive before.

(BEEPING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(JIN GLE PLA YIN G)

# Buy N Large #

Greetings and congratulations,

Captain.

If you are seeing this,

that means your

Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator,

or EVE probe, has returned from Earth

with a confirmed specimen

of ongoing photosynthesis.

That's right. It means it's time

to go back home.

Home? We're going back?

Now that Earth has been restored

to a life-sustaining status,

Now that Earth has been restored

to a life-sustaining status,

by golly,

we can begin Operation Recolonize.

(WARBLES)

Simply follow

this manual's instructions

to place the plant

in your ship's holo-detector

and the Axiom will immediately

navigate your return to Earth.

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