WALL-E Page #4

You came a long way

for a drink of water.

Just needed someone

to look after you, that's...

We have to go back.

(BOSUN'S WHISTLE SOUNDS)

- Auto, come down here.

- Aye, aye, sir.

WALL-E.

(WALL-E SIGHS)

WALL-E.

Auto, EVE found the plant.

Fire up the holo-detector.

Not necessary, Captain.

You may give it to me.

- You know what? I should do it myself.

- Captain.

Sir, I insist you give me the plant.

- Auto, get out of my way.

- We cannot go home.

- What are you talking about? Why not?

- That is classified, Captain.

- Give me the plant.

- What do you mean, "classified"?

You don't keep a secret

from the captain.

Give me the plant.

- Tell me what's classified.

- The plant.

Tell me, Auto! That's an order.

Aye, aye, sir.

(JIN GLE PLA YIN G)

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Just cut it off, will you?

(JIN GLE WINDS TO A S TOP)

(SIGHS) Hey, there, autopilots.

Got some bad news.

Um...

Operation Cleanup has,

well, failed.

Wouldn't you know,

rising toxicity levels have made life

unsustainable on Earth.

"Unsustainable"? What?

Darn it all, we're going to have

to cancel Operation Recolonize.

So,

(SIGHS IN EMBARRASSMEN T)

Just stay the course.

Um...

Rather than try and fix this problem,

it'll just be easier

for everyone to remain in space.

"Easier"?

- MAN:
(WHISPERIN G) Mr. President?

- I think...

- Huh?

- Sir, time to go.

Okay. I'm giving

Override Directive A 113.

Go to full autopilot.

Take control of everything,

and do not return to Earth.

Repeat, do not return to Earth.

(MUFFLED) Let's get

the heck out of here.

Now, the plant.

No. Wait a minute.

Computer, when was that message

sent out to the Axiom?

CO MPUTER:
Message received

in the year 2110.

That's... That's nearly 700 years ago!

(SCOFFS) Auto, things have changed!

We've got to go back.

Sir, orders are "do not return to Earth."

But life is sustainable now.

Look at this plant. Green and growing.

- It's living proof he was wrong.

- Irrelevant, Captain.

What? It's completely relevant!

Out there is our home.

Home, Auto.

And it's in trouble.

I can't just sit here and do nothing.

That's all I've ever done.

That's all anyone on this blasted ship

has ever done. Nothing!

On the Axiom you will survive.

- I don't want to survive. I want to live!

- Must follow my directive.

(EX CLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)

I'm the captain of the Axiom.

We are going home today.

(GASPS)

(ALARM BLARING)

(GO-4 BEEPS)

GO-4?

Hey! That's not...

This is mutiny! EVE, arrest him.

(WARBLING)

EVE, you are to put this plant

straight in the holo-detector.

No!

(EVE EX CLAIMS)

(SERVOS WHIRRING)

EVE:
Huh?

- EVE?

- BOTH:
WALL-E!

EVE!

- Oh!

- WALL-E, the plant!

- WALL-E!

- CAPTAIN:
Over here. Throw it.

EVE:
Ahhh!

EVE!

(WALL-E SCREAMS)

AUTO:
Give me the plant.

(WALL-E EX CLAIMS DEFIANTLY)

(SCREAMING)

(BEEPING)

(GASPS)

EVE:
WALL-E!

EVE:
WALL-E!

(EVE WHIMPERING)

(GO-4 WARBLING)

AUTO:

All communications are terminated.

You are confined to quarters.

No! Mutiny!

Mutiny!

(DOOR SLAMS)

(CIRCUITS POWERING UP)

(EX CLAIMS)

WALL-E?

CO MPUTER:
Caution.

Activating airlock disposal.

WALL-E!

Activating airlock disposal.

(YELPS)

WALL-E?

(RUMBLING)

Ah!

Ah!

(GROANING) EVE.

WALL-E!

CO MPUTER:
Caution.

Activating airlock disposal.

Activating airlock disposal.

(GRUNTING)

(WEAPON FIRING)

WALL-E!

(CHATTERING)

Foreign contaminant.

Whoa!

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

EVE:
Whoa.

(WALL-E GROANING WEAKLY)

(BEEPING SLOWLY)

WALL-E.

(WHIRRING)

(BEEPING SLOWLY)

(FIZZLING)

Huh?

All clean. All clean.

(CHATTERS)

(CHATTERS)

(WALL-E MOANING)

WALL-E.

M-O.

- M-O?

- M-O.

M-O.

Mmm?

Mmm.

(EX CLAIMS IN WORRY)

(WEAKLY) Directive.

(BEEPING)

Directive.

(MOANING WEAKLY)

Earth.

Earth.

- Earth.

- Earth.

Earth? Earth!

(EX CLAIMS IN UNDERSTANDING)

- WALL-E:
M-O.

- WALL-E!

(CHATTERING)

(WEAPON POWERING UP)

(ALARM SOUNDING)

(TIRES SKID)

STEWARD-BOT:
Wrong.

(SHUDDERING)

(ALARM BLARING)

STEWARD-BOT:
Please hold.

We are currently having...

M-O:
EVE!

EVE:
Whoops.

CO MPUTER:
Caution. Rogue robots.

(SQUEAKING PUT ON

YO UR SUNDA Y CLO THES)

(WALL-E GROANING)

(PUT ON YO UR

SUNDA Y CLO THES PLAYING)

(SNEEZES)

BEAUTICIAN-BOT:
That style suits you.

D-FIB:
Clear.

CO MPUTER:
Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

- AUTO:
Not possible.

- Caution. Rogue robots.

(ALARMS SOUNDING)

(CRYING)

CAPTAIN:
Auto! Auto!

Mutiny. Mutiny.

(BANGING)

Stupid wheel.

CO MPUTER:
Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

The plant!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(MUTTERING)

We'll see who's powerless now.

(BEEPS)

(GRUNTING)

CAPTAIN:
Testing, testing.

Is this thing on?

(WHISPERIN G) This is the captain.

I am locked in my room.

EVE, WALL-E,

bring the plant to the lido deck.

I'll have activated the holo-detector.

Now, hurry.

- Auto's probably going to cut me off...

- STEWARD-BOT:
Halt.

EVE:
Ah!

STEWARD-BOT:
Halt.

BEAUTICIAN-BOT:
Oh, my.

(WARBLING)

D-FIB:
Clear.

WALL-E:
Oh!

STEWARD-BOT:
Halt, halt.

(BEEPING)

(LAUGHS)

- Look what I got, Auto.

- Not possible.

(CHUCKLING) That's right. The plant.

You want it? Come and get it, blinky.

No.

(LAUGHS)

Captain? Captain?

(GRUNTING)

AUTO:
Let go.

- Let go.

- Too heavy for you? Huh?

(EX CLAIMS IN PAIN)

AUTO:
Get off.

CAPTAIN:
You're not getting away

from me, one-eye.

- AUTO:
Get off.

- (SCREAMS) Is that all you got?

(BEEPING)

(YELLING)

(PANTING RHYTHMICALLY)

STEWARD-BOT:
Halt.

- That's it. A little closer.

- AUTO:
Cease and desist.

- Not good.

- Got you.

(LAUGHING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALL EX CLAIMING)

(SNORING)

Whoa!

(ALL CHATTERING)

NANNY-BOT:

Remain calm. Remain calm.

(ALL EX CLAIM IN WONDER)

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is your captain speaking.

We're having a slight malfunction

with the autopilot.

Please remain calm.

(ALL EX CLAIMING)

EVE:
Ah!

(GRUNTING)

AUTO:
Enough.

(EVE EX CLAIMS)

MARY:
Hey. What? John?

ALL:
Whoa!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(WARBLING)

(SCREAMING)

No! No, no, no!

(SCREAMING)

(ALL EX CLAIMING)

MAN:
I gotcha!

(MARY GRUNTING)

(BABIES CRYING)

John, get ready to have some kids!

(KIDS LAUGHING)

(JOHN AND MARY SCREAMING)

MARY:
Look out!

EVE:
Ah!

(ALL YELLING)

Oh!

(GRUNTING)

(BEEPING)

AUTO:
No.

(BUZZES)

WALL-E!

(GASPS)

No!

Uh-oh.

(ALL GASP)

Oh, no!

(GRUNTING)

(ALL GASP)

(GRUNTS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(GRUNTING)

Auto?

(S CREAMIN G)

WALL-E!

(GRUNTING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

Auto, you are relieved of duty.

Auto, you are relieved of duty.

AUTO:
No.

(ALL CHEERING)

Plant! Plant!

(M-O WARBLES)

Foreign contaminant.

EVE:
Plant!

M-O:
EVE!

(GRUNTING)

CO MPUTER:
Plant origin verified.

(GASPS)

WALL-E.

CO MPUTER:
Course set for Earth.

Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Nine...

- EVE:
No.

- ... eight...

- WALL-E!

- ... seven, six, five, four...

Oh, no. WALL-E.

... three, two, one, zero.

(SCREAMING)

WALL-E!

(SQUEAKING)

(SQUEAKS)

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

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