Wanderlust Page #6
go into town for a second.
How are you going to do that?
Rodney didn't tell
you what happened.
What happened?
I don't understand.
I know. I know, right? It's
crazy. It's crazy.
What exactly happened, all
right? Take me through.
Okay. Well, it was like,
"I'm going on the road. "
Cut to, in the pond.
No, don't "cut to" the pond.
What... Don't cut.
I mean, can you believe that?
Can you believe it?
No, I can't believe it.
Which is why I want you to tell
me, how did that happen?
I'll tell you what.
Hindsight being 20/20,
I probably wouldn't have
done it the same way.
What did you need our
car for anyway?
It doesn't matter anymore.
Hey, George.
Hey, Eva, I didn't see you there.
You look sad. Well...
Everything that's been happening
in your life recently,
the fact that you're walking on
two feet at all, it's amazing.
Seriously, George.
I've been walking on two feet
for most of my adult life.
Oh, George.
I like you.
I like you, too, Eva.
We should make love sometime.
George? Yeah.
I heard you. Yeah.
You don't know about
our philosophy.
Here at Elysium we
believe that open
sexual boundaries lead
to a deeper honesty.
How would you and Linda
feel about that?
inside me. Talk to Linda.
Here you go, sir. Have a great
day. Thank you very much.
And you enjoy that apple.
Honey!
I just sold my first apple. I picked
it, I bagged it and I sold it.
Terrific. Our car is at
the bottom of a lake.
So, George, I hear Eva asked
to intercourse with you.
What?
Yeah.
Thanks, Seth.
That was what I was
going to tell you.
Apparently, at Elysium, they
practice free love.
And Eva suggested that we try it.
What did you tell her?
No. I said no.
I mean, we didn't finish
the conversation,
but I was about to, and
I will and did say no.
This is just biology.
be monogamous creatures.
I don't know, that just sounds
to me like an excuse
for everybody just to get
into bed together.
If you want to pick a fight with
your body's sexual chi,
it's just going to
drive it inwards.
And that invites disease and death.
Man, I'm not a fan of death.
People treat sex like it's this huge
deal with crazy life consequences.
Right.
What are you doing here?
I don't understand. What are you
doing here on our property?
That sounds like the lion's cry.
This is our property!
Of course we have the
goddamn deed to it.
Then prove it. Where is the deed?
If you think I can remember where
I put a piece of paper in 1971...
If you wanna make a
stink out of this,
you can do that, but you're
going to lose.
Or, we resolve this very quickly
and we all come away
with something.
It's okay, George. I got this.
I wasn't going to do anything.
Our people have a spiritual
right to this land!
We have deep roots here.
I don't think the lion could have
roared any clearer, my friend.
No dice.
There's thousands more where that
came from. I actually...
Can I have one of those?
Yes, please, that's for you.
And keep that, sir.
Oh, really? Smile.
I can do that, too.
Deal with me.
How do you like that? Here,
Brett, why don't you?
See? How do you like that?
Really? Do you want it?
I'll take another.
Yeah, sure. Here you go.
Thanks very much.
Please, please. It's my pleasure.
Three can play at that game.
There's a Kinko's 13
miles down the road.
Go get copies.
I will get more cards.
I will be back.
Come back and buy a zucchini.
And we will build that casino.
Carvin, do you have any
idea where the deed is?
No, I'll find it, because
I use the think method.
I just think of, "Where wouldn't
"I expect it to be?"
and I go there.
And so far, it's not there.
Don't worry, we can fight this.
Oh, my God!
What's the matter? What happened?
George just killed a
defenseless animal.
What? No, I just swatted a fly.
For Christ's sake! Here we go.
And now it's dead. What if it
Young? Like, maggots?
Are you serious?
This man has a fetish for
violence. No, I don't.
He has a fetish for violence!
And where does it end?
When you kill a fly,
you kill a bird.
You kill a bird, you kill a dog...
You kill a dog, you kill a soldier.
I'm sorry. I didn't know
I was killing soldiers.
I support the troops.
I cannot even look
at you right now.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to
learn all the rules.
There are no rules here, George.
Except "no swatting flies. "
That's not a rule.
It's just a way of thinking
about stuff.
You did something wrong
and you're a little embarrassed
about it. It's okay.
I did something wrong?
Forgiveness is always allowed.
I've seen you throw a
battery at a pigeon.
I didn't kill it. Why
are you doing that?
It was a long time ago.
A long time ago.
And it was right on our
window, it was all...
That's not the point.
I've said for years we should
have a bug zapper here.
Jerry Beaver, Stephanie,
Ronny, Danielle...
Here we go. Thank you, acid.
Tony, Janie, and Janice Woo.
You know, it's amazing,
I can remember
Janice Woo with perfect clarity.
I just can't remember
where the deed is.
You know why? Because I
didn't f*** the deed.
That's right.
Hey, it's Sherm. I'm out as
usual. Leave a message.
Hey, Sherm, it's George, from work.
How are you doing, man?
Look, I was wondering
if you've heard
of any job opportunities
back in the city.
Linda and I have been out
of town for a while
and we're kind of itching
to get back.
Call me if you get the message.
Hey.
Hi.
Oh, wow.
She really is blossoming,
isn't she?
Yeah, look at her go.
Marking her turf.
So free.
I'm just sad that she didn't respond
to the free love idea.
I know. I know.
I respect your and Linda's
relationship so much.
But if you ever change your mind...
You'll be the first to know.
I promise I wouldn't disappoint.
Yeah, that's great.
I mean, I can lick your balls
while I give you a blowj*b.
No way! Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Me, too.
People, they are breaking ground
on the casino today!
We got to protest!
The people will be heard!
Where's my bullhorn?
I need the bullhorn!
Where once stood an insignificant
fruit stand
will now grow the much sweeter
fruit of prosperity.
So here's to good jobs,
economic growth
and tax revenue for years to come.
I'm the f***ing founder, for Christ's
sake, suburban mall-dweller!
No, no, no. You're all
on private property.
Yeah, it's our property.
Private property this.
Almond, no, no! Anger is
not the cure for this.
Come on, we have to do something.
I know! It's like...
Brother, if we could just talk,
heart to heart, for one moment.
Greed-mongering shithead!
We're going to expose
you and your greed!
You're all free to stand on
that side of the barrier.
Hey, news gal!
Where the hell are you going?
We got what we need.
Don't your viewers care about
a corporation making backroom
deals with politicians
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