Watch the Skies Page #10

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You got something to say?

What the f*** is that thing?

Oh.

F***, f***, f***!

Chucho!

Chucho, Chucho!

Stay with me, buddy. Stay with me!

No, no, Chucho. Come on!

Come on, stay with me!

His heart is out of his body, fella.

I don't think he's going to make it.

What? No, he's going to make it.

Come on! Come on!

Listen, cop!

You got a lot of sh*t

you need to brought up to speed on...

and I don't have the goddamn time

to hold your hand and walk you through it.

First, aliens exist. Deal with it.

Second, your boy Chucho is dead as f***.

And there isn't anything on God's green

earth that's going to bring him back to us.

Now, I have a bunch of aliens

underneath this Costco...

and we are moments away from this Earth

being stomped a new a**hole!

I have one important question, and

I need you to answer it for me right now.

Are you with us?

Are you a cop?

No.

You rejected me

because I was too awesome for you.

Well, that was clearly the biggest

goddamn mistake I've ever made.

I'll do whatever you say, kid.

Lock and load, b*tches.

Anything from outer space, kill it.

Come on. That alien was guarding

that grate for a reason.

Die! Die!

You... killed... my... friend!

You stupid Flertrok!

I don't know if we can confirm or deny

whether or not that's Flertrok...

but this thing's a goner for sure.

It hurts.

I guess this is the part

where you leave me to die.

No, no. You're not going to die.

Yeah, you're not going to die.

He's going to die.

You better get some help.

That doesn't sound good.

Come on, we got to

find that transmitter.

Hey.

Go kill me some aliens, baby.

All right.

Okay.

Hey. I need you to be strong for me, okay?

'UV

- Franklin.

- What are we doing?

- You ready?

- Yeah, okay.

I'm just going to lift your arm.

Here we go.

Holy sh*t.

Gentlemen.

What the hell are you doing down here?

Nothing, really.

Just picking up some paper towels in bulk.

A super big tub of mayo,

and what else?

Oh, yeah, transmitting a signal

to my armada to destroy your entire race.

Holy sh*t! He's an alien!

You motherf***er!

You guys go destroy the transmitter.

I'll deal with this jackass.

No. We're not going to

leave you alone with him.

Goddamn it, Evan,

we don't have time for this sh*t.

Just go. go, go! I got him!

Bob's right, they have some sh*t

they have to work out. Let's just go.

- Okay, you be careful.

- Come on.

Okay. Okay, Bob.

You can do this.

Come on, Bob! This is too easy.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Oh, my God. What do we do?

I have an idea.

My idea didn't work.

Evan, they're not dying!

I'm out of bullets.

So am I.

It will be an honor

getting skinned alive next to you.

What is happening?

Why are their d*cks exploding?

Hi.

That's the only way to kill us.

Severe trauma to the dick.

That's where our brains are.

- Like all guys, am I right?

- You know it.

Bob, come in. If you can hear me,

their weakness is their dick.

Their A chilies ' heel is in their d*cks.

Die!

Magnum, my ass.

I only needed one hand for that sh*t.

Jamarcus, how do you

shut this thing down?

Looks like the orb's powering it, so maybe

removing the orb would de-power it?

You're guessing?

You seriously don't know

how this thing works?

I'm not an engineer, I didn't build it.

Do you know how your cell phone works?

Yes, I know how my cellphone works.

You hit a bunch of numbers,

and you hit send.

At least don't you know the basic--?

What do you mean, "the basic"?

Look at it, it's not f***ing basic.

It looks complicated.

That light bit...

That light.

That means it's almost charged, right?

What's happening?

Whoa! What the f*** is he doing here?

Bob, it's all right. We were surrounded

and he saved our asses.

Are you okay?

He came in here jacking d*cks.

Left and right.

Sh*t! What is that?

I'm going to go get that orb thing.

You guys cover me, all right?

Yeah, Evaroo, just go quick.

Hurry up, this place sucks.

I've gone to the other side, guys,

I'm f***ing way in it.

If first thing in war is lost

is f***ing innocence...

Yeah!

Better watch it. Hurry up, buddy.

Hurry UP-

it's transmitting!

Get it off that thing.

- It worked!

- All right!

Let's get the f*** out of here.

What is it?

Franklin!

Holy sh*t! Evan, let's go!

We got to get the orb out of here!

Cover us.

Let's go. I got you Frank-n-Bean!

Come on! Let's go!

Get up there, Frank.

Come on, move, move, move!

This place is crawling.

Ahh!

Jamarcus! Give me your hand!

Take the orb out and go!

No Watchman left behind!

Give me your hand!

Come on, pal!

Come on, brother. Let's go.

Fridge!

Let's go.

Come on, go, go!

Come on! Let's go!

Franklin, the switch!

Get back, Abby!

Abby! Take cover!

Come on, boys!

Let's plug these motherfucking holes!

Goodbye, sweet child of mine.

Evan!

Wait, what's happening?

Did we win?

I can't see. Are those tears of joy?

They're not tears of joy, are they?

Oh, no! Your husband's dead, isn't he?

Your husband's dead. I'm so sorry.

You're going to find somebody.

You're going to find somebody.

You're a great person. Life goes on.

There's always something better

around the corner.

That's what my mom always said.

I'm single, too, actually.

Hey.

Your Costco.

- I'm sorry, baby.

- Don't be.

She'll rise again,

like a phoenix from the ashes.

And when she does, we'll be there.

We did it, Ev.

Yeah. We did.

You came back for us.

We went to an orgy together.

We are friends forever, now.

- I'll explain that to you later.

- Yeah.

Hey.

I'm sorry about that stuff

I said before.

Forget it, man.

I'm really sorry about the stuff I said, too.

I mean, that's what brothers do.

They fight.

But then they always make up, right?

Are we cool?

Yeah.

Get in here, little big man!

That's my guy.

That was really beautiful, you guys.

Now, do me.

What?

Apologize to me.

For what?

If I have to tell you,

then the apology is meaningless.

All right, Frank-n-Beans. Get in here.

Thank you.

Come on, Jamrock.

Listen, baby, I know things get tough,

but I'm okay.

- You got to stop that.

- I understand.

What are you doing? Really.

I'm in a weird place. I'm sorry.

I don't want to come off

as a bottom feeder...

but there could be

a couple of knickknacks in that store...

Don't even finish it.

I'm going to pick up a couple

of knickknacks or something...

That stuff is all covered by insurance.

You can't...

What are you...? Hey.

I used to think I had it all.

But then I realized,

what was it all about without friends?

Let's get in a little tighter, here.

Let's keep the hands above the hips.

Let's keep it 1950s in this b*tch, okay?

Is it true your dad

ripped your last boyfriend's dick off?

Yup.

You guys be home by midnight.

I was thinking 10:30, sir,

if that's okay with you?

Don't be such a suck-up.

Are you going to blow me in the driveway?

Midnight's going to be fine.

Sometimes, someone you thought

was a total douchebag...

I mean, like a real piece of sh*t guy...

turns out to be your best friend,

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