We Are Family

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Everybody gets up

at different time.

But rumor spreads that if one

wakes up before the c*cks...

This family should be

very troublesome.

Let's start the meeting.

lt's time for meeting.

Leave it, start the meeting.

So, well done!

With our effort, we've reached

the target we set last year.

l must specially appreciate

Team C's leader, Kit Lee.

He resolved the major issues

for the company.

Well done, give him a big hand.

Mr. Lee, line 2.

l'll get it outside.

No. Just talk here.

Hello?

Kit?

Yes...

Hey! Why don't you

turn on your cell?

What're you doing?

l'm in a meeting...

Now the speaker's on.

All guys can hear you.

l don't believe it.

l've changed the date and

l'll be back tomorrow night.

Will you come and

have a meal with me?

All guys're hearing. l'm not lying.

l'll call you later.

l don't care! We haven't met

each other for a week.

Don't you miss me?

We haven't...done that for long.

l can't hear what you say.

What? You.

Fine. Put aside your private matters.

Let's talk about

our target next year.

l'd like to add 10% of...

Let's go on

with the meeting tomorrow.

Kit. l have something

to talk with you.

What's up, boss?

l just thought you're single,

but you've got a girlfriend.

Sure.

We've...decided to get married.

You know

l appreciate you all these years.

Now's time for you

to go all alone.

You mean...

There're 4 team leaders

in the company.

The headquarters is gonna

choose one as the CEO.

CEO?

You've been fully supporting me

during these years.

Now l'm on your side.

On my side?

l'm looking for a family man

coz family men're more stable.

Which means after you get married,

you've all kinds of benefits like

housing allowance. l really envy you.

Work hard. Understand?

Work hard. Understand!

Thank you! Thank you...

Very good.

l do think so.

But those words about marriage

are casual ones.

Your boss thinks it's true?

Have you thought of

marrying with her?

To be honest,

l proposed to her 7 times before.

Airhostesses like to have

more than one guy.

She's not that type of person.

He's decent and never changed

his job after graduation.

This is eternity and loyalty.

You guys are too young

to understand.

l must make her touched and marry her some day.

You care Kit so much.

You're serious this time?

Thank you for giving me

your precious time...

to witness the love of

my girlfriend and me.

The place you see was

where we first met...

Every time she flies back

to Hong Kong,

l would pick her if l have time.

My girlfriend is

a thoughtful person.

We've been together for 4 years...

l proposed to her 7 times

and none was successful.

Let me sincerely ask you again...

Fung Wong, will you marry me?

Proposal.

What? Proposal like this?

Nobody's here.

No sincerity at all.

He doesn't even know if you agree.

Actually, l'm always beside you.

Only you can't feel it.

Can you let me take care of you

for the rest of your life?

l do...

Let's calm down.

He's serious. Go marry him.

Now?

l'm serious.

Bride, groom, blossoms...

and rings are all ready.

No bridesmaids,

no maid of honor...

Yes!

How about the witness?

Sure!

The priest is real.

l am real.

This is my 8th time...

Promise me...marry me.

Marry him! Marry him...

Marry him...

No!

Why?

You never visited my family.

How to get married?

Visit your family. No big deal.

Why didn't you let me

see them these years?

How would that be so easy

until the critical moment?

Are house prices

in Guilin so high?

l want you to see the scenes,

not houses!

l do see it.

Beautiful? Sure! Beautiful...

Sure. This is where l grew up.

l've been living with granny

and nursing mother.

l was taken by parents to Hong Kong

in the age of 8.

So how many people

will l visit this time?

Not so many.

All people in only one village.

They're enthusiastic.

Only a bit fractious.

They love to invite guests

over for a meal.

Hey, listen up.

lf you don't eat their food,

they'll be aggravated.

Aggravated? How?

Like...you?

Again!

l'm serious!

lf granny doesn't like you,

we can't get married.

You can't even be with me either.

Then we can talk nothing at all.

Understand?

So you must flatter

these 2 persons.

My granny, and my nursing mother.

Nursing mother?

There's nursing mother

in such a modern world?

Of course. She's marvelous.

She has lots and lots of milk.

She'd fed more than 10 children.

Then l must take a look at her.

lt's simple.

Nursing mother! Where're you?

Nursing mother!

You're back! Sure.

What're you doing?

Killing a cock.

Here's the kid.

He's sleeping?

He's full.

Won't wake up until tomorrow.

Your son?

Sure.

How great you are!

80 years old already.

We have a traditional saying...

A man can give birth if he can

hold a bag of rice.

Yes, yes...

Nursing mother,

l haven't held you for years...

Let me see...

you look prettier than ever.

This is your boyfriend?

He's called Kit.

Nice to meet you.

What's up!

How handsome!

Nursing mother?

You don't look like.

l know what you mean.

lt's sunny today and

l've put them under the sun.

Great!

You're strong as before.

Come and have some tea.

You don't have...

lt's yours.

Forgot the milk.

You learned people need milk tea.

Here's the milk.

But...

She really adds it?

l'm not gonna drink.

Why?

That...how to drink?

Come on...it's done.

Nursing mother, this...

We city guys...

are not used to fresh stuff.

Silly guy.

This is condensed milk.

Just kidding.

Need to eat something as well?

Sure. Fine.

So many to choose.

Snake cookies, honey scorpion,

toad lollipop,

water beetle.

And fresh centipede, my favorite.

Frankly, l've been in the boat for hours

and l'm feeling dizzy.

That is because you didn't eat before you came.

You'll feel better

when you eat some.

Come on. Eat it.

Do l have to eat?

Don't kid me.

Sure! Stop playing...

Do you wanna marry me?

Don't be shy. You're our guest.

Choose one according to the custom.

Cockroach.

Water beetles're for soup.

Wrong to serve this way.

No problem, though.

Full of nutrition.

l'm taking you to my granny.

Cool! l can visit granny now!

Come on...

What the hell!

l'm back...

Does ''Almond House'' really

have almond?

Hey!

So cute.

There're varied kinds of people

in the village.

Granny!

Granny!

l miss you so much! How are you?

Fine! Thank you!

Fung, you look much prettier.

Wait.

Go.

What should l call her?

Granny. Granny.

Go.

Granny.

Have you eaten it?

Sure.

Don't move!

A leg of water beetle left.

Eat it up.

Fung, your boyfriend's a bit weird.

What?

Granny...notices it.

l'm half-blooded...of 2 different cities.

l mean you are weird.

The same.

Granny'll search you now.

lt's springy! And tough!

Get the stick.

Granny...

How many gals did you play with?

Promiscuous!

Does it count?

Did you eat tarts?

Tell me!

Did you eat rims?

Rims? Not for sure!

Don't panic. Relax...

Do you eat pork?

Not at all.

Sure. Pork have full of bacteria.

Any cauliflower?

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