We Are Family Page #2

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l ask you if you ever ate it?

Not at all, mostly others.

Why did you break up

with the gals?

We were studying...and

were not mature enough.

Are you mature now?

Yes, mature.

Enough? Enough.

Granny!

That's it! Why so passionate?

Let's have dinner tonight!

Cheers!

Fellow villagers,

Tonight is my treat.

Go enjoy yourselves...

and test if Fung's guy...

is qualified or not.

Come on! Let's drink!

Come on! Cheers...

Eat it while watching.

Don't be shy.

One cup again! Again...

Cheers!

Why drink so much?

lt's a must in such an occasion.

They'll fill me up

even if l don't drink.

Wanna give good impression?

Come on...one more! More...

Kid,

you don't fear to get drunk?

To be honest, l have never drunk.

Never? Never!

The food's here!

lt's fresh.

Eat it while it's hot.

Sure.

Everybody eats it.

lt would be OK.

Then l'm gonna eat it.

ls it delicious?

Need some more to taste it.

Eat more.

Why don't you stop eating?

All for me. l said they regard me

as a family member.

Family member, of course.

Or why is it taken from hospital?

Hospital?

What's that?

Chinese medicine.

What medicine?

The stuff that wraps the baby

inside woman's belly.

That's human placenta.

What's wrong with you, Kit?

You finally puke!

Let's eat...

Why don't you care the front?

Where?

What the hell!

Can you stand it? Just kidding!

Do you see l have any problems?

Honestly, it's worthwhile

if a few days of hard work...

return with a happy life.

You mean...you think it's worthwhile?

l know you're not used to

our hard toilet paper.

l bought the soft ones

for you on purpose.

Granny, don't you think

the way you're doing...

is a little bit

too straightforward?

What have l never seen?

l know...

l'm going out...

Granny...don't seem like you

never saw anything.

Boy, what a tough day for you.

Not at all.

Fung was like a monkey running

around the hill.

She's so active, just like me.

And she's now like a bird and

likes to fly everywhere.

People will get tired.

She's gotta marry somebody.

Have you learned many things?

A bit... Have you learned that...

What? Marrying the pig.

College.

How to write ''marriage'' in Chinese?

A word ''woman'' plus another word ''home''.

Women must marry their men.

They all like to have a shelter.

The shelter must be hard enough.

l get it... Hard shelter

must stand against obstacles.

Understand?

Granny, do you need some rest?

l have my own judgment!

l have mysophobia. Must brush my

teeth thoroughly before sleeping.

Where're my dentures?

Sh*t! lt's gone...

Find them for me.

How would it disappear?

Find it. Quick.

How would this happen?

Too thin.

Yet don't feel inferior.

lt's durability rather than size

that matters.

l don't know if it's durable.

But Fung usually says...enough.

Fung...not the same.

Do you know she

has a new nickname...

when she's back this time?

Choker!

l've found the dentures.

Follow me tomorrow to pick up

medicine on the hill.

l'm making romantic scenes for you.

Don't stay too long.

Your skin'll get peeled.

Why do you sigh?

We've already walked half a day.

How long to reach the place?

What? Can you stand it?

What do you say?

Where's granny?

Maybe she's reached the hilltop.

l can't... l need some rest.

l used to have a boyfriend...

who's willing to sacrifice for me.

But he quit just before the stage of dinner.

You're great.

You're still here with me.

l'm talking to you.

Can you hear it?

Yes.

Your family's nothing problematic.

Only that their custom

make people sick.

2 days left.

Can you still stand it?

Let's see if there's any return...

in the remaining time.

What return do you mean?

Just like when 2 of us

enter a deserted hill...

and l don't have enough oxygen...

is there anyone to give me

artificial respiration?

Bad guy! No.

Then l'm gonna get back.

Yes.

Come on if yes.

So romantic.

What a good pretender.

Artificial respiration?

Let me help you. No way...

Granny!

Fung, l picked it.

Enjoy yourselves.

Your granny's really strong.

Of course. She does exercise

every morning.

What exercise?

Dancing.

But she's rather old.

lsn't it the old-fashioned dance?

My granny did exercise in the morning, too.

How's she now? Dead.

What did she carry?

Herbal medicine. What for?

Cure you. l'm healthy now.

They touched you yesterday...

just to check if you're healthy.

This is called palpation.

Your thigh shows if there's

clot in your lymphatic system.

Touch your hands to see if

your digestion system's OK.

Touch your back to see if

your circulatory system's fine.

Your back reflects

the condition of your body.

And they touch your chest

not to search you.

They checked if your heart's fine.

Touch your butt to see

if your sciatic nerve is fine.

Granny let you relax

and press the sole of your feet.

Now she's picking

herbal medicine for you.

Granny likes you so much.

Now you know why

l touch you so often.

So, do l have any diseases?

Let me see.

Someone's rummaged around!

l'm so hungry.

Anything to eat?

Sure,

but l don't know where it is.

Let me find it in the kitchen.

Take it for me. OK.

Bastard. You can't eat this!

Why not?

This is for external use, not internal.

This is for piles!

lt's pagoda tree flower but.

l picked it this morning.

Clears damp heat evil

and hepatic fire.

Put off your trousers.

Why...why put off my trousers?

Cure your piles!

l don't have piles.

You city guys always sit on a chair.

You must have piles 5 years later.

When it gets big,

the pus looks like a flower.

Full of blood.

Put off! Put off your trousers...

l don't have any!

No?

No what? Put them off!

Go ahead. Don't refuse.

Put off your trousers!

Stick the ass!

Come on!

What...

What?

See something great.

What great?

What?

You know what!

Puke again, kid?

Odds and ends everywhere.

Good boy. Drink it.

You'll stop puking.

How's it? ls it useful?

A bit better...

Do you know what it is?

These are worms.

Where're they from?

From combs.

Look.

They're fat and energetic.

Produce juice for you.

lt's better to eat them alive.

Eat the moving ones. Come on.

Can you stand it?

Your granny and nursing mother

are always fooling me.

They have their own reasons.

Don't be angry.

l'm too tired to get angry.

Now's the last day.

The things just happened...

forget it.

l'm hungry.

Get me some food.

l'm gonna make it.

Never put off my trousers so often

on a single day.

What're you doing?

l know how to apply the medicine.

Come on...

This is not medicine.

lt's a cake.

You've been puking these few days.

Eat it.

Regain all you've lost.

Eat it.

ls it eatable?

Eat it, kid.

Eat it!

Delicious?

Fung, your boyfriend...

behaves well these days.

l said granny cares for you.

She does everything for you.

She doesn't fool you.

l know she doesn't fool me.

lt's the village's custom.

Always enthusiastic.

But l don't understand...

why you kissed my nose

when you first met me.

You city guys breathe dirty air.

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