We Are Family Page #3

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l checked if you had allergic nose.

Then why did nursing mother and

villagers touch me?

They checked if your body had poisons.

Why did you let me puke?

For discharging your poison!

How about human placenta?

lt made you puke.

Puke and

you'll discharge your poison.

Good for health if you didn't puke.

Good for health, then you can...

make her happy.

And also,

you like meat once we saw you.

But you said you don't eat pork.

Streptococcus suis inside.

Egg tart's pastry

has pathogenic heat.

Not good for health.

l asked you if

you eat cauliflower...

coz it helps you discharge poison

and prevent cancer.

Sounds reasonable.

l already knew it.

l... l just played with them.

Alright.

Hurry up...

the boat's setting sail. Go...

OK...

Granny, l'm going. Take care.

Fine.

Go.

Wait, come back...

ls this for internal

or external use?

lt's a pledge.

Our family's treasure.

You give me your treasure...

that means you allow us,

do you?

Not yet.

Gotta take every member's pledge.

Bad luck

if you lack any one of them.

Remember.

Go out. What should l do... Let's go.

See you. See you.

OK, fine...

Remember, you must get all.

See you! See you...

l miss granny.

Several days has passed

and l only get this.

What're you saying?

Nothing.

Are you thirsty?

ls nursing mother's milk delicious?

Don't puke. No. Swallow it!

Nursing...

Nursing mother!

He must drink up my milk!

High calcium, low fat.

Can't waste it!

See you!

You're full but still crying?

Hurry...take away your baby.

This is enough.

Eyes not yet open

and no milk to drink?

Alright. Let you go today.

Enough for you.

What?

When should it start?

Excuse me. Hurrying.

Please wait...a moment.

Coming...

Hurry up.

Come on... No.

l still have family members

you never met.

l've eaten cockroaches and

drunk human milk...

and was touched everywhere.

What do you want then?

Come on. Talk after taking the pic.

Come here...

OK, coming...

What an ideal couple.

Ready? Yes.

Start!

Let me introduce... Wait...

This is designed by

a renowned ltalian designer...

Valentino.

And this...

Where're you, Kit?

Hurry to the company.

The design even makes you

stand out in the crowd.

lt uses the best chiffon

from England.

Perfect.

This is the wedding dress of

British courtly style.

Help me ASAP.

l'm not gonna talk with you.

Talk yourself.

This suits you best.

Where's he run? Too bad!

Excuse me...

We can start now.

Really?

Sure.

Where're your earrings,

necklace and ring?

Who's the guy who stood outside?

What do you hide from me?

No, nothing.

Be straightforward.

l said no.

lt's 1 1 o'clock.

2 hours left.

OK...

Let's try them now.

Wait.

l said no. What do you try?

What?

You haven't met my mom and dad.

Mom? Dad?

l could deal with granny.

Mom and dad...easy job.

You say it.

Mom!

Dad!

Wait a second here.

l'm going there.

Go.

Mom!

Mom? Mom...

Darling,

your technique is so good.

l'm feeling so good!

Mom!

What's wrong with your hands?

l floored the nail polish.

Spread everywhere.

Can't wipe it out.

Who're you?

My name's Kit. Uncle.

Kit, come on...

feel free to have a seat.

OK...

Uncle, the scraping therapy

is interesting.

Can you teach me?

l can do it for my pals.

What're you talking about?

Are you suspecting me?

Scraping's history's even longer than

Stone Age. Got it?

lt's based on

locating acupuncture points.

Dig out anything

that makes you uncomfy.

Same as oil massage?

Oil massage? What oil?

lt's used for

scraping the blood stasis...

and poison out of your body.

l just...wanna chat.

Bastard. Not respectful at all.

Forgot to give you some tea.

l'm so sorry.

Your dad seems not in favor of me.

He...can he fight?

Don't panic. Let me go inside.

Top's passing Taiwan Strait

with the speed of 35nm/h.

Wind's become gusty.

Please keep watching the news.

What earring?

ls that possible?

This is for you.

Thank you, auntie.

lt's blotched. What to do?

lt's blotched inside.

What to do? Wash it for me.

Auntie...

Look if the back's blotched.

No, auntie...

What? Hurry up.

The clothes're dirty. What to do?

No...auntie...

Stop it...

My clothes're blotched.

Look...Help me.

Dad! What're you doing?

Dad! Dad...

Dad!

Mom,

what's wrong with your clothes?

lt's blotched.

Alright. l'm getting changed.

Come here and talk with my dad.

Say something.

Uncle, are you...

a horseplayer?

Do you...usually cook?

Do you practice calligraphy...

The storm's coming!

Get back the clothes from

the balcony. lt's gonna rain.

l'm here!

Dad...dad!

Go with me.

Want me ask if

you like porn movies?

What?

Does this dress look good?

Auntie,

aren't you fear of getting cold?

Have a chat with me.

lt's hot.

Auntie...no.

Aren't you feeling hot?

Your hands're cold.

You're scared?

Look,

you have beautiful hair.

lt's all straight.

Some's straight and some curled.

Which one do you have?

Auntie... l'm still young...

please let me go.

Young guys must grow up.

Mom, l've done it.

Let me do it.

Why're you looking so sad?

No. Your mom...

What's wrong with her?

Nothing.

Weird.

Come to my room. Come here.

You mark such things?

Uncle, l've locked the door.

l have the key.

l'm peeing, uncle.

l know. Go on.

Yellowish, bubbly and stinky.

And there're some ants.

What have you done?

l saw them once l came in.

You mean they're mine?

No.

2 and a half inches.

Uncle, do you see it clearly?

Stop it. Keep on.

Uncle...

Relax. Don't tremble.

Such tools absolutely

make me tremble.

Use some force.

Watch out. Don't get me electrified.

Young guys nowadays...useless.

Special news.

Tropical cyclone ''Top''

is deepening.

Typhoon signal no. 3 is issued...

Don't hurry. Eat slowly.

Take it easy.

Bad for your stomach

if you eat too fast.

Latest news.

Tropical cyclone ''Top''

is keeping its stamina,

and is going to attack Hong Kong.

Norwest Storm Signal no. 8

is issued.

Don't eat...Daughter,

pack the things up and go.

Stop eating...

the typoon's coming...

Uncle...

Bring all your stuff.

The shipping service's suspended.

Rent a villa nearby.

Your dad's too much.

Force us to go in such condition!

Villa? Then we can do...

that.

Good suggestion.

Let's sleep here tonight.

Again?

Fung, do you have money?

Gotta borrow some.

Who are you?

Let me tell you...

What's the relationship

between you and her?

Hey!

What's your relationship with Fung?

None of your business!

l still don't know who you are.

Treat Fung better!

What's up...

What the heck?

Why so noisy there?

Nothing. A stranger

turns your room upside down.

A stranger?A strange guy.

Where's he? Gone.

Gone? Gone.

Could he be...

He came without a word...

and left without a word.

Which means...

Your relationship is very special?

Honestly...

He's you brother.

They're actually family members!

Smaller brother.

Brother only.

He can't behave like that, though.

He's my smaller brother.

Avoiding debt every day.

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