We Are Family Page #4

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He even dare not see his parents.

He's your bro...

then let it go.

Let's sleep...

l'm sleeping.

Darling,

let's get back to the room...

and make that.

lt's wrong for sure.

Why're you always so self-centered?

You always think you're right.

l'm fair and square.

Always rely on statistics.

Anyway, it's problematic!

l think it's nothing problematic!

l think it's problematic!

Every word l say is what you feel problematic.

Then you're stubborn.

You think it's nothing wrong?

l think it's OK.

Must be something wrong.

What's wrong? How could it be?

Why not?

Needless to say. Anyway, no!

Can you not be so stubborn?

Good morning, uncle, auntie.

Won't talk with you.

Look at it yourself.

Me too.

Leave him alone.

Of course.

l said yesterday that your dad

doesn't like me.

When l first stepped

into this house...

he's been watching me and

criticizing me.

What does he mean?

Maybe better than what you think.

lt's good enough if mom likes you.

l'm scared if she likes me.

What? Nothing...

Say it.

Nothing. Say it.

You said you won't get angry.

She lured me.

How to lure?

She winked at me.

Are you teasing my mom?

She has broken blood vessel in eye.

lt blinks and gets cramp irregularly.

lt's a disease.

This is reasonable.

But she touched me in the room

last night..

She wanna cover you with a quilt.

She pulled her collar off and

pulled her skirt up.

Weren't all that luring?

Lured you... Auntie.

l must check if

my would-be son-in-law is normal.

And now l'm abnormal?

When l gave you some tea that day,

l saw you taking my earring...

and wear it on your left ear.

lt stands for gay.

l was so scared and

wondered if you are.

l was just so naughty that

l tried it on.

Couldn't imagine

auntie thought so much.

Apart from that earring,

l gotta know if you're frigid.

l lured you like this...

and you did nothing but dodged.

My daughter must suffer.

But it's good that...

l saw you took my husband's

porn books.

Then l'm relieved.

By the way...

l had been luring you and

you had no reaction...

that made me sad.

Auntie. Don't be sad.

l stood it hard.

Damn. l'm afraid if you have Oedipus complex.

You love your mother's type,

just like Prince Charles.

ls your sexual orientation diversified?

Auntie, l think

you should cut me some slack.

Darling,

l know your intention is good.

But shouldn't test guys too much.

Nowadays' youths

are not mature enough,

if you get a mad one...

you gotta suffer.

By the way, kid, do you...

No!

l saw you wee that day.

And also, that's not a swatter.

Urine speed sensor.

The length divided by the speed...

that shows your kidney

is problematic.

l marked there...

to evaluate your stress.

Take a look yourself!

Look, they've done so many things

just for the sake of your health.

No matter if

you'd marry my daughter,

you're my patient.

l wanna cure you.

Treat at the beginning, man.

See you. See you...

lf you're free, never come back...

No. Visit us if you're free.

And...

Pledge.

Pledge? The 2nd time...

We can get married!

Not yet. One more stage.

We still have family members

in Singapore.

Some more?

Think about it.

How many family members

do you have?

lf you feel troublesome,

you can stop it.

But wouldn't you think it's a pity?

Will you go?

l said don't let old people see

TV shows too often.

How to take leaves to go

in such a hurry?

Think yourself.

lf l can get married

within 3 months...

it'll greatly help me to promote.

Promote?

Rumors say they're gonna promote

one guy as the CEO.

They say the married one's even easier

to promote.

You know, l'll get more welfare

and housing allowance.

You wanna marry

because of other things.

l'm for our future's sake.

Marriage is most important for sure.

l've already proposed 8 times.

And l had been troubled

by your family.

Am l not sincere enough?

So you just mean

you don't wanna go there?

Hello? Kit.

Boss?

You gotta go to Singapore now.

l know l gotta go there.

How do you know?

How do l...

Boss, what do you mean?

The company there has trouble.

Gotta help them there.

After the case...

you'll get promoted.

Sure! Sure...

Singapore, OK...

l'll tell the guys to get it done.

OK... l can go to Singapore now.

The company wants me to

do business there.

Then happy together!

You go because of your work.

Call on your parents and

work if l'm free.

Alright. Thanks.

l can get in by myself.

l'm gonna take a test in Britain.

You gotta be smart

when you've been there.

Don't act like a fool.

Be smart?

l'm gonna visit your elder bro...

will that be anything dangerous?

He's never the same.

Such kind of...

What are you talking about?

No, l mean your mom and your dad...

No!

He's so special. What special?

He's quite...straightforward.

That's good.

Easy to get along with.

Sure, sure...

he's likes to make friends.

Courteous to new friends.

The same as me.

He also insists on defending

justice and is loyal to his duty.

And...nothing else.

Easy job.

l'll fix him within 2 days.

See you in Singapore. Bye.

Gotta hold you...

Alright. l'm going. See you.

Gotta go...

See you!

Why're your family members

so separated?

My elder bro wanna spread

Chinese medicine to the world.

So he devotes himself

to his ''Wing Fuk Store''.

He even abandons having a wife.

And Singaporeans speak Mandarin

and English.

Can you? Sure. No problem.

Are you seeing a doctor?

Excuse me...is Wong Kam Lun here?

Yes, but he's examining a patient.

Please sit down and wait.

lmpossible.

lf you follow all l told you,

you must get cured.

Sir, you said the medicine

can clear heat & detoxify.

l drink 2 doses every day.

You fully follow it...

the skin must be cured.

Where did you go?

Where did you go to woo gals?

What?

l said you woo every gal.

No.

No?

So how often to you wash your face?

Once every 3 or 4 days.

Once every 3 or 4 days?

Your ass would be stuck, idiot!

Let me rub it!

You psycho!

This son of a b*tch

has evil thoughts.

l even see it on his face.

Only one customer in a month

and you kicked him out.

We have nothing to do now.

Mind your own business. Go to work!

Where's Seven?

You find me?

Go to work.

Work!

My nails are blurred.

Ah So, work now.

Prepare a prescription.

Know who's that for?

Uncle Chan.

He died last month.

Always miss my words.

Gosh! Then who's that for?

Aunt Wong.

Alright!

Chinese doctor. Sounds interesting.

Welcome! Welcome!

Hello! This way...

Very traditional!

Westerners use Chinese medicine.

Die without knowing why.

Doctor,

these 2 guys come themselves.

They wanna know more about

Chinese traditions.

You dry, hot...

What are you talking about?

Dry, hot...

This doctor's so impolite.

What the hell?

What hell?

Look at me.

Well...

So well, you size!

What the hell do you want to do...

Wait...

Maybe there's some misunderstanding.

OK. l'll check it out for you.

What's happening here? Can l help?

Who are you?

That's not important.

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