We Are Your Friends Page #4

AND HE CAN TALK YOU

THROUGH EVERYTHING.

FIRST NAME.

WHAT?

WHAT IS THE CLIENT'S

FIRST NAME?

TANYA. TANYA ROMERO.

TANYA, PAIGE OREL.

I HEAR WE'RE CATCHING YOU

AT A ROUGH TIME.

RIGHT. OH, RIGHT.

LET ME JUST TELL YOU

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHAT WE DO.

ALL RIGHT NOW.

YOU READY FOR THIS?

THIS IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF

CROWD. THEY KNOW THEIR STUFF.

HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

HOW YA DOIN'?

THIS IS MY BOY, COLE.

LOOK AT THAT!

I DON'T WANT TO.

COME ON,

I NEED YOUR VOICE.

NO. I'M NOT DOING IT.

I'M NOT DOING IT.

YOU'RE A GOOD SINGER.

I CAN'T SING!

YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP

YOUR BUDDY?

NO. NO.

NUMBER NINE.

NUMBER NINE.

SYNCHRONICITY...

IS ELECTRICITY.

SYNCHRONICITY...

IS ELECTRICITY.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S IT?

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE

A TRACK.

THAT WAS REALLY,

REALLY SCARY.

IS IT?

THAT'S THE ONE.

HE SAID,

"MEET ME AT THE FOUNTAIN."

I WAS LIKE, "FOUNTAIN?

WE'RE IN ROME!

THERE'S FOUNTAINS EVERYWHERE!

WHICH FOUNTAIN?"

SEORITA,

UNO MAS, POR FAVOR!

HEY, LET'S WAI TILL CLARISSA'S.

CLARISSA?

WHO'S CLARISSA?

UM, YOU MET HER

LIKE THREE TIMES.

SHE JUST GRADUATED

FROM STANFORD?

OH, THE STANFORD PARTY.

RIGHT.

COME ON,

THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.

WELL, I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND,

BABY.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE COLE?

COLE, YOU SHOULD GO.

COME ON, MAN.

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT.

WHAT ELSE:

ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'M GONNA WATCH CSPAN UNTIL

I LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY.

BUT YOU GUYS SHOULD GO.

YOU CAN TALK:

ABOUT YOUR MILLENNIAL ANGST.

TOO MUCH VALIDATION.

THE IRONY IS,

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A LAWYER...

YOU'RE BASICALLY

HANDING IN ESSAYS

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

YEAH, BUT AT LEAST NOW

I'M GETTING PAID FOR IT.

CHEERS TO THAT!

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO?

I'M AN ASSISTANT.

OH, YEAH? WHERE AT?

A PERSONAL ASSISTANT, ACTUALLY.

FOR A MUSICIAN.

OH, FOR WHO?

I LOVE MUSIC.

JAMES REED. HE'S A DJ.

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW HIM.

I'M GONNA GET A DRINK.

I'LL COME WITH YOU.

EXCUSE ME.

I THINK THEY SPEN LIKE $200 ON CHEESE.

YEAH, AND HALF THE PEOPLE

HERE DON'T EAT DAIRY.

I'M GONNA FIND

THE BATHROOM.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

HEY, THAT SOPHIE GIRL'S

PRETTY CUTE.

WAS SHE OUR YEAR?

YEAH, FOR LIKE A MINUTE.

SHE FAILED OUT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

EVERY GUY IN OUR DORM

SAW HER TITS.

I NEVER WENT THERE PERSONALLY.

WISH I HAD.

THE LINE'S TOO LONG.

HEY, LET'S GO OVER HERE.

WHY?

AND SHE'S LIKE TOTALLY

F***ING THE DJ SHE WORKS FOR.

HE'S LIKE 40

AND PAYS THE BILLS.

HEY, I'D HELP HER BUY GROCERIES

FOR A WEEK OR TWO.

DON'T.

HEY, WHEN YOU GUYS

JERK EACH OTHER OFF,

DO YOU TAKE TURNS?

OR IS IT MORE OF LIKE

A SIMULTANEOUS KINDA DEAL?

COLE, STOP.

HEY.

YOU REALLY DIDN' HAVE TO DO THAT.

F*** THOSE GUYS.

THEY WOULDN'T LAST TWO SECONDS

IN THE REAL WORLD.

THOSE GUYS'LL END UP

RUNNING THE REAL WORLD.

YEAH, I KNOW.

JUST SO YOU KNOW...

I DIDN'T FAIL OUT.

I JUST NEEDED:

TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF.

NOW ALL MY FRIENDS

ARE GRADUATING...

AND I HAVE NOTHING

TO SHOW FOR MYSELF.

WHY DON'T YOU JUS GO BACK TO SCHOOL?

I CAN'T AFFORD IT.

THERE'S A TON OF SCHOOLS

THAT ARE CHEAPER

THAN STANFORD.

YEAH, MAYBE.

JAMES THINKS:

YOU'RE REALLY TALENTED.

YEAH?

YEAH.

HE SAID THAT?

HE SAID YOU HAVE

AN ACUTE SENSE OF ASSEMBLAGE.

ARE YOU?

WHAT THE F*** DOES THAT MEAN?

IS IT FRENCH?

ASSEMBLAGE.

ASSEMBLAGE.

DO YOU:

REALLY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?

NO.

I DON'T REALLY, EITHER,

BUT IT'S A GOOD THING,

I THINK.

I THINK SO, TOO.

WE HAVE GOT UPPERS,

DOWNERS, SCREAMERS, LAUGHERS,

MDMAS, AND SOME

F***IN' SPECIAL K.

WE'VE EVEN GOT SOME MINTS

FOR THE KIDS.

I F***IN' LOVE MUSIC FESTIVALS.

YOU KNOW,

EVERY HIT OF ECSTASY

IS LIKE FIVE YEARS

OF JAIL SENTENCE, AT LEAST.

ALL RIGHT,

RAVE RULE NUMBER ONE, OKAY?

IF ANYBODY GETS LOST, WE HAVE

THE BUDDY F***IN' SYSTEM.

WE MEET BACK AT THE CAR.

RIGHT?

I HATE BEING DADDY HERE, BU I GOTTA DO IT. THAT'S THE RULE.

YEAH.

YEAH, BABY.

UH, IT'S MY PHONE.

YEAH! WHOO! YES!

YES! LET'S GO, BOYS,

WE'RE IN!

HEY, ARE YOU HERE?

I'M AT THE FERRIS WHEEL.

COME FIND ME.

I LOVE IT HERE.

I GOTTA GO.

HEY, GUYS, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YO.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU

F***IN' GOIN', MAN?

F***, MAN!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

JAMES GOT DRUNK:

AND DITCHED ME.

ARE YOU ROLLING?

ME? NEVER.

STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE.

WHERE ARE YOU, MAN?

WE'RE AT THE SPOT.

JUST GIVE HIM:

FIVE MINUTES.

HI.

HI.

SHOULD WE GE ROOM SERVICE?

I WANT PANCAKES.

MMM.

I WANT A CHEESEBURGER.

A CHEESEBURGER?

WITH BACON.

AND FRIES.

AND A SIDE OF AVOCADO.

MMM.

SO GOOD.

SO GOOD.

HOW'S YOURS?

F***ING UNBELIEVABLE.

CAN I TRY?

YES.

MY GOD,

I'M STUFFING MY FACE.

I WAS SO HUNGRY.

SO GOOD.

MMM.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU F***ING DID THA TO YOUR FRIENDS, RIGHT?

I MEAN, SHE BETTER HAVE BEEN

A EIGHT AND A HALF

LIKE ON A BAD DAY.

WHAT ARE YOU:

F***IN' SMILING...?

YOU DITCHED YOUR FRIENDS

AND YOU'RE SMILING.

IT'S NOT F***IN' FUNNY.

IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU,

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE

SUCH A PRETTY SMILE...

I SWEAR TO GOD,

I'D F***IN' TAKE YOU DOWN.

THAT'S THE LITTLE BI YOU TOLD ME ABOUT.

THAT'S THE THING

ABOUT GIRL FACE.

I KNOW THAT FACE.

I KNOW THAT FACE.

HEY, IT'S SOPHIE.

LEAVE A MESSAGE.

GOLD STAR REALTY SOLUTIONS.

Hi. This is Tanya Romero.

Is this Cole?

YEAH. HI, TANYA.

Can you do something

for me?

Hello? Cole?

Hello?

YOU.

WHAT THE F***, MAN?

YOU DIDN'T CALL ME

AT THE FESTIVAL.

I MET UP WITH:

THESE UKRAINIAN ACROBATS.

CELLPHONE RECEPTION

WAS SHITTY.

COME ON, THE FIGHT'S

ALREADY STARTED.

SO CAN I GET YOU

SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YEAH, MAN,

WHATEVER YOU'RE HAVING.

WELL, I'M HAVING PELLEGRINO

'CAUSE I'M LAYING OFF.

SURE, SAME THING.

SAME THING?

YEAH, PELLEGRINO.

ALL RIGHT.

YAY!

I'M NOT REALLY INTO SPORTS,

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING

ABOUT GROWN MEN BEATIN'

THE SH*T OUT OF EACH OTHER

WHILE THEIR FRIENDS WATCH

THAT REALLY INTRIGUES ME.

I'M GONNA GO GE AN ENERGY DRINK.

ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING?

NO, I'M GOOD, MAN.

THANK YOU.

I TRIED TO CALL YOU.

LOOK, IT WAS INEVITABLE

IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN,

AND IT HAPPENED...

SO LET'S JUST MOVE ON.

WHAT?

IS THAT WHA YOU REALLY WANT?

ANYWAY...

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN

A LITTLE SENTIMENTAL.

HERE YOU GO.

IT'S ACTUALLY

A SELF-SERVING GIFT.

I WAS ASKED TO PLAY

THE PIONEER DJ SUMMERFEST.

THEY SAID I COULD BRING

AN OPENER.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THEN I IMAGINED YOU UP THERE

WITH YOUR JANKY RIG

IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE

GYRATING TWEENS,

AND...

IT JUST DIDN'T SIT RIGHT.

YOU BETTER GE THAT TRACK READY.

THIS, I FOUND

ON MY DOOR YESTERDAY.

UH-OH.

GOD.

JUST AWFUL. MMM.

I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.

WHEW.

SO, WHAT'S

THE NEXT MOVE?

MRS. ROMERO,

I'M SURE YOU MUST KNOW

THE HOUSING MARKE RIGHT NOW...

IT'S JUST BRUTAL.

NOW, I BROUGHT A RECORD

OF OUR CORRESPONDENCE

WITH YOUR BANK.

NOW, IF YOU LOOK AT THIS,

YOU CAN SEE THAT WE PUSHED,

BUT JUST...

THESE GUYS, THEY JUST DO NO WANNA WORK WITH US.

WHERE DOES THA LEAVE ME?

YEAH, PAIGE, THERE'S GOTTA BE

SOMETHING WE COULD DO.

OKAY. UM,

LOOK, THERE IS ONE THING,

I GUESS.

IT'S NOT SOMETHING

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