We Are Your Friends Page #6

SQUIRREL, WAKE UP, MAN.

GET HIM UP. GET HIM UP.

GET HIM UP.

LET'S GET HIM UP.

OUR FRIEND -- HE'S PASSED OUT.

HE'S GRAY.

WHAT THE F***? WHAT'D YOU

GIVE HIM LAST NIGHT?

DON'T SAY THAT SH*T TO ME.

WHAT'D HE TAKE?

I'M NEVER GOING BACK

TO THAT HOUSE.

PAIGE SENDS:

HIS CONDOLENCES.

WOW, THAT'S REAL THOUGHTFUL

OF HIM. A CONDOLENCE TEXT.

IF YOU THINK I'M GOING BACK

TO WORK FOR THAT GUY,

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

LET'S THROW AWAY THE ONE

GOOD JOB THAT WE HAVE.

WE'RE RUINING LIVES.

DO YOU REALIZE THAT?

HEY, LISTEN.

F*** PAIGE.

WE'RE NOT GOING BACK

TO WORK FOR HIM, OKAY...

BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED HIM.

WE GOT OUR OWN THING.

WHAT THING?

WE GOT THURSDAYS.

WE GOT THE CLUB.

YOU'RE GONNA BOOK A SITCOM, MAN.

I KNOW YOU ARE.

YOU'RE GONNA BRING CELEBS

TO THE CLUB:

AND COLE'S GONNA BE HEADLINING.

WE'RE GONNA KEVIN SYSTROM

THIS SH*T RIGHT UP.

NONE OF THAT IS REAL, DUDE.

IT IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

MAN, I'M NOT GONNA BE

AN ACTOR.

WE'RE NOT GONNA BE

MILLIONAIRES.

STUFF JUST DOESN' WORK LIKE THAT.

LOOK,

I LOOK AROUND ME, MAN.

WHAT ELSE:

AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

LOOK, I'M GOOD AT THIS.

YOU KNOW, I CAN DO THIS.

I DON'T WANNA BE A LOSER

THE REST OF MY LIFE.

AND YOU GUYS...

YOU GUYS CAN HATE ME

IF YOU WANT TO, BUT...

I'M NOT QUITTING.

GOOD. THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE

BECAUSE YOU ARE A F***IN' LOSER.

YOU'RE A CONNIVING, HALF-BLOOD,

DISLOYAL LITTLE F***ING LOSER.

OH, CALM YOURSELF.

HEY, IF IT HADN'T BEEN

FOR YOUR PILL-POPPING ASS...

GETTIN' SQUIRREL F***ED UP

ALL NIGHT...

I THINK HE'D STILL BE SITTING

RIGHT THE F*** THERE.

YOU TRYING TO PUT THA ON ME RIGHT NOW?

OH, F***, I'M JUST SAYING

WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE HERE

WANTS TO SAY...

BUT THEY CAN'T DO IT 'CAUSE

THEY DON'T HAVE THE F***IN'-

HEY! GUYS!

WHAT THE F***?!

HEY, SHUT THE F*** UP.

MAN, COME ON.

I AM SO:

F***IN' DONE WITH YOU.

F*** HIM. AND F*** PAIGE,

TOO. YOU KNOW WHAT?

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE PERFEC FOR EACH OTHER.

F***ING SQUIRREL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE.

HEY, ARE YOU HERE?

I'M AT THE FERRIS WHEEL.

COME FIND ME.

I LOVE IT HERE.

HEY, ARE YOU HERE?

I'M AT THE FERRIS WHEEL.

COME FIND ME.

I LOVE IT HERE.

I'VE BEEN APPLYING

FOR JOBS AT A FEW PLACES.

YOU KNOW,

ENTRY LEVEL POSITIONS.

WAIT,

ARE YOU RECORDING THIS?

OH, GREAT.

IT'S MY FAVORITE PERSON.

I'M GOOD.

YEAH,

I'M NOT OFFERING YOU ONE.

THAT'S OKAY.

YEAH.

I KNOW IT'S OKAY.

YOU F***ED MY GIRLFRIEND

AND YOU CALLED ME WASHED UP.

THOSE WEREN' MY EXACT WORDS.

YOU TWENTY-SOMETHINGS, MAN,

YOU'RE ALL ABOUT THAT.

SHARING YOUR:

ACUTE OBSERVATIONS.

I KNOW I MESSED UP, MAN.

I'M SORRY.

IS THAT WHY:

YOU CAME OVER HERE?

MOSTLY.

WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE SH*T.

SO DO YOU.

YEAH, WELL,

I ACTUALLY FEEL TERRIFIC.

DID YOU KNOW SOPHIE

MOVED TO THE VALLEY?

NORTH HOLLYWOOD.

IS THAT A REAL PLACE?

SHE'S MAKING $6 ESPRESSOS

AT A VEGAN CAFE:

WHERE THEY ONLY SERVE

FAIR TRADE ORGANIC.

SHE'S BETTER OFF

WITHOUT ME.

SUMMERFEST IS COMING UP

THIS SATURDAY.

MAN, YOU REALLY MESSED UP

ON THAT ONE.

I DIDN'T DESERVE I ANYWAY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

SQUIRREL DIED.

IT MIGHT BE MY FAULT.

OH, COME ON, MAN, OF COURSE

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

IT'S LIKE, NO ONE THINKS

THEY'RE A BAD PERSON...

BUT I DON'T THINK

I'M A GOOD ONE.

MAN, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL

PERSON UNTIL YOU'RE 27.

I HAVEN'T MADE SHI IN WEEKS.

DON'T LET IT BE YEARS.

HEY.

HEY.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

SO, LIKE,

DO YOU LIKE WORKIN' HERE?

NO?

I MEAN,

THE TIPS ARE SHITTY,

AND THE MANAGER'S

ALWAYS HITTING ON ME.

BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WAN SOME FREE PIE ON THURSDAYS...

I MIGHT BE ABLE:

TO HOOK IT UP.

OH, SH*T.

NO PROMISES, THOUGH,

I MEAN...

ALL RIGHT.

SH*T.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

HOLD ON,

JUST KEEP GOING.

KEEP GOIN'.

- JAMES.

- What's up?

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SUMMERFES REAL FAST?

I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING.

I'M PLAYING SUMMERFES TOMORROW.

THAT'S F***ING AWESOME.

CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?

HOW YA DOIN'?

THAT'S MY BOY COLE.

FELLAS.

THAT'S MY BOY COLE.

COLE'S OPENING FOR ME.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S A LOT OF BEATING HEARTS

OUT THERE.

THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?

WHAT'S UP?

I'M COLE CARTER.

I LOVE IT HERE.

I LOVE IT HERE.

I LOVE IT HERE.

I LOVE IT HERE.

WAIT,

ARE YOU RECORDING THIS?

WHAT, YOU DON'T WANNA KEEP

WORKING WITH THE GROUP?

I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU?

DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'S

A LOT MORE WE COULD BE DOING?

LIKE,

MORE QUALITY STUFF?

I MEAN, COLE...

ARE WE EVER GONNA BE

BETTER THAN THIS?

ARE WE EVER GONNA BE

BETTER THAN THIS?

ARE WE EVER GONNA BE

BETTER THAN THIS?

ARE WE EVER GONNA BE

BETTER THAN THIS?

ARE WE EVER GONNA BE

BETTER THAN THIS?

I LOVE IT HERE.

I LOVE IT HERE.

I LOVE IT HERE.

I LOVE IT HERE.

THESE DAYS, YOU CAN INVEN AN APP, START A BLOG,

SELL SH*T ONLINE.

BUT IF YOU'RE A DJ,

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO STAR WITH ONE TRACK.

AND IF IT'S REAL ENOUGH...

AND HONEST ENOUGH...

AND IF IT'S MADE OF EVERYTHING

THAT'S MADE YOU...

WHERE YOU COME FROM...

WHO YOU KNEW...

YOUR HISTORY...

THEN YOU MAY HAVE A CHANCE A CONNECTING WITH EVERYONE ELSE.

AND MAYBE THAT'S YOUR TICKET.

TO EVERYTHING.

DON'T F*** WITH ME,

I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.

I'M HERE TO INQUIRE

ABOUT A FREE PIECE OF PIE

THAT WAS ADVERTISED.

OH, WELL, I BELIEVE THA OFFER'S ONLY ON THURSDAYS?

BUT I MEAN...

I COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION,

I GUESS.

THIS IS THE BEST PART.

THE BEST PAR OF ANYTHING REALLY.

IT'S THE MOMEN BEFORE IT STARTS.

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