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snuff I made with her?

How cool!

Juni, can I ask you a favour?

Anything. What happened?

Do you promise?

Yes of course. Laura, we know each other.

Anything...

I want a gun.

Not a gun.

- You said anything.

- Why do you need a gun?

I want revenge.

- Then I'll get you one.

- OK.

I know a guy, who said

he can find me anything.

I'll call and ask him.

Do you have the money?

- I'll call him after Radu finishes...

- Call him now...

Anyhow we had sex

and it was OK.

She told me I am the

third man in her life.

So I got the bronze medal...

You know me from the club.

Yes, the little one, that's me.

Hi!

I'll need a favour.

You said you could get anything.

Can you get me a gun?

She is still a child

so, at this rate

her husband will get

just a merit diploma.

O.K... Anything...

Even a fake...

No... I doesn't even need to work...

No matter...

I will call you.

And one more thing...

I will give you a contact number.

She will call you,

in my name.

Yes...

Yes...

That one is 550,

the original is 1,000...

Yes...

No...

No, no.

Yes.

Yes.

Hi...

I don't know how

to tell you...

I am...

I came to see you today,

I was wearing glasses.

Yes, it's me.

I asked you to get me a...

Yes... That is.

The problem is, you gave me

a toy one, and I need a real one.

I know... I'm not accusing you,

it's not your fault.

Yes... I know...

I didn't call you,

a friend did.

Yes, yes...

Wait a second...

The idea is...

Wait a second...

I need a real one.

I need another one.

Yes...

How much?

So, are you going to piss today?

Hi Gorel, how are you?

I want to tell you something,

but don't get upset.

Bro, I can't do it.

It's not about balls here,

but I have no men.

Gorel, come on, why do

you insist on that?

We have all we need...

I won't do it.

If you want more

money, OK. I'll give you.

And that's that!

Hullo.

- How are you?

- How are you, Juni?

Come on, man.

It's not cool to do that.

Are you OK?

- And the scooter?

- Yes I'm OK and the scooter too.

Laura, it's not cool

to do things like this.

You took my scooter

Juni, where are you?

I don't know.

At the University,

I'm going home.

It's not cool to do such things.

I was really worried.

Juni, listen to me.

Who else is at your place?

I don't know exactly,

maybe with Boro.

I'd like to sleep at

your place, tonight.

OK, come quick, I

was really worried.

Each of you has a friend using

my dick as a punctuation mark.

He's that kind, who while telling

you something needs to say:

Bro, my dick. I went to the

University, f***ing hell,

to leave that paper to that

f***ing secretary, who wasn't there,

and what the f***

could I do.

One big word that's it:

What the f***.

Everything can be

solved like that.

You don't have a dick, so you

don't need to be stressed.

But for us is everything.

So what the f***, I've

solved everything.

- Yes.

- What are you doing?

- I'm sleeping.

- Are you at the hostel?

Yes.

I have a thing...

I am coming with somebody.

Just like that? Who is she?

You'll see.

In fact, you'll see...

I want to ask you for a favour.

You'll get a beer for that.

Take the clothes from up

there and use the spray.

You got a spray?

Yes! It's in my locker. Malizia.

- You bought Malizia? No way!

- Yes... 80,000.

Where from?

- From the small shop at the corner.

- Are you out of your mind?

When you come,

I'll be asleep.

- I had an exam in surgery.

- And what have you done?

- I got an A.

- Congratulations!

- Yes...

- One more thing.

Could you sleep up, tonight?

Please!!!

Please, please...

I'll buy you a beer! I swear!

Yes... OK. Up.

...Because daily we have

conversations that sound like:

- Hey man, what's up?

- F*** sh*t.

- Have you seen?

- What?

The ambulance.

Did you fill it up?

Something happened

to this scooter.

Sorry?

What have you done

to this scooter,

did you fill it up?

I haven't done anything.

How is it to be a boy?

Laura, why are you

interested in that now?

Take your hand from there.

Take your hand or we

will get an accident.

How is it to be a boy?

- I'll tell you when we arrive home.

- OK.

- Don't do that.

- OK. Calm down.

Come here.

Wait...

- Here?

- Yes.

Give me that!

- Sorry!

- It's OK.

- He is asleep.

- Yes...

Don't you want

one of my T-shirts?

No.

At least take your

Jeans off, you'll sweat in them.

No, I'm fine, it's OK.

- Are you sure?

- Yes.

As you wish.

- Do you have enough room?

- It's OK.

How is it to be a boy?

Come on... tell me.

What if I would like to

know how it is to be a girl?

- Tell me.

- I don't know.

How is it to have...

What?

By the way, don't do that

again, while in traffic.

We could have an accident.

When?

When we came back to the hostel

by scooter your put your hand on my...

On your...?

You put your hand on my...

- On what?

- Let it be.

- On your dick?

- Yes.

Jesus Christ.

What are you doing?

Hi!

On what?

Laura... Boro. Boro... Laura...

He is my room-mate.

I thought you were a girl.

She is Laura, the girl

who wants to be a boy.

- If you wish, I can operate you.

- No.

If I keep my good grades and scholarship

and become a doctor,

in 2 years, I can

perform surgeries.

She just wants to perform a boy monologue

for the exam, at the drama school...

- Shakespeare.

- Shakespeare?!

Yes, it's none of

your business, bro.

So, how about that bear?

I'll treat it to you tomorrow,

I have no money, now.

- I have money.

- See?

- Where should we get at this hour?

- From 24/7 corner shop, downstairs.

- Hi.

- Hi.

We'd like Skol beer, 2 litres,

very cold...

- Take 3 cans.

- 6 lei.

I have money.

OK, 3 cans.

- And that too?

- No.

Not that, a cold one.

- How much is it for the cans?

- 9 lei.

- I'll give it.

- You'll give it.

- Would you like a watch, bro?

- No, no.

It's a genuine Armani.

- Look how cool it is.

- A real Emporio Armani.

Look, Juni, Armani,

what the hack!

How much?

Look it has a minute hand, date

and hour, it's 150 lei 1,500,000.

- How much?

- It's too cheap.

- It's not a real Armani, bro.

- It's a fake. It's broken.

Look here, stupid, it's an

Emporio Armani, water resistant.

Yes, bro, it's an Armani,

but it's been worn a bit.

For 150 lei, what do you think?

Try it to see if it suits you.

- Look, Juni!

- It's cool.

So, you'll take it?

I don't have enough money.

How much do

you have on you?

I don't have at all.

Take it. Give me what

you have on you.

No, I'm quite serious,

we don't have money on us.

If you could let it any cheaper...

- Couldn't you?

- Do you have money on you?

I don't, but I could come later on

tonight to bring it to you.

Come with 100 lei.

You'll find me here.

Give us the change.

You got 10 lei, we need 1 back.

OK.

Bye, thank you so

much, keep in touch.

Thanks.

- Let's sit here.

- On the boxes?

Come, Juni!

It's so cold.

Easy does it!

Can I spill it over?

How do you piss?

Excuse me?

How do you piss?

Don't laugh, tell me!

Naturally.

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