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Yes, but how?

OK, you open your fly,

take it out and you piss.

Over your underware?

No, in a circular half moon rotation,

you move your undies.

Just like that...

And it comes out and you piss.

When you piss,

do you look?

We have it in our blood.

When you take it out

you know is there.

You look at the pictures.

Then you simply take it out?

And you simply look

up, just like that.

I feel like pissing.

I'm leaving,

and when I do remember,

I come back to tell you.

Kiss-kiss!

Thank you so much, Juni!

You open the fly, you

move your knickers aside,

you take out his majesty,

thejet starts and I piss.

Pure Shakespeare.

What the f*** are you doing?

Pissing on my shop?

Wait, f*** you, and f*** your watch...

- Stop it, bro!

- Wait! Wait...

What do you want?

Get the f*** out of here

or I'll bash your head in.!

What's your f***ing problem

using that club, you prick!

- You piss on my shop?

- An Armani watch, my ass!

F*** you!

I'll piss all over your watch,

you dirty gipsy!

Get out of here, f*** you!

Turn down the music.

What's with your hair?

Eat all. You're sweaty, you're not...

Without me, you will die

in the street, in 24 hours,

you drug addict!

Now, let's make a break.

Even better a parenthesis.

I've never sniffed anything,

I've never got anything in my vein.

Maximum a bliff... that's it...

But if it wasn't for your daddy,

I'd die on the streets, wasted stoned,

with blood in my mouth and sperm

bursting out my ass,

such and such, right daddy?

F*** you daddy.

I don't know whom I am talking to.

To mother, father and f***...

I don't know who the

hack I am talking to.

It's not my fault.

I just want to be heard...

It's not my fault.

I had to keep this mask...

With no hair...

Just for you to feel OK.

- Here you are!

- What's this?

It's...

This is the gun you gave

me and it is no good.

It's a fake.

- I don't need it, I brought it back.

- Neither do I.

I don't need it,

I need a good one.

Well, I have a good one.

- Take this one.

- You may keep it.

- The idea is that...

- Give it to a child.

Dear God! How should

I give it to a child?

You asked me 250...

and I only have 200.

I give you 200 and

the toy pistol back.

It doesn't work like that.

I can't... otherwise.

No, no, no. It doesn't work

like that. I can't.

...250.

It's what we agreed.

I give you 200+50... 250.

You give me 200

plus a toy pistol,

I'm not interested in toys,

I can't give it to my child.

- Well what...?

- Give it to an older child.

Yes, you'll give it to an older child...

You'll give it

to an older child.

This is not the market. We are not here

to negotiate, I can't.

I need a real pistol,

but I don't have 250.

I'll give you this toy pistol

and the money.

Please, I beg you!

I can't give you... 50 more.

Thanks.

That is the...

Do you know what

to do with it?

Yes I know...

In fact, I don't know.

- Well, I don't know either.

- That means that you...

How come you don't

know how to use it?

I don't use guns,

I sell them.

Whatever you want, I've got it,

but I don't use guns.

Bullets...

Keep it like this.

Two ofthem are sure OK.

You have different sizes in there.

But I don't know any technical details.

You take it home

and check it.

Two or even 3 are OK.

I eye measured them, but

I don't touch guns.

If you don't know how,

you'll go to somebody

who knows, to teach you...

- You'll manage!

- Who knows?

Don't make fun of me, please.

Who knows?

Wait a minute... please.

I need that thing not

to make any noise.

A silencer:

OK, when can I

come and take it?

You're blagging me for 50 euro but

you can bring me 2000?

I don't have it on me,

but I can get the 2000.

I promise you, please.

Tomorrow at 3.

Tomorrow at 3.

It's too late at 3...

I need it... at 1.

Go.

Go.

I was just trying to sleep,

when I got a phone call, at 1 am,

it was my room-mate,

saying that he is

coming with somebody.

You know, bro, that I

have a delicate sleep...

- Don't bother me.

- I won't, he said.

OK, I trust you.

I have 2 bunk-beds

and they went up.

I was down and

they started...

Do you mind if...

What?

Come on!

No sh*t.

Thank you so much.

My name is Juni, You've

been a wonderful audience.

Thank you, bye. Thanks.

That was incredible!

- Great, I pulled it off.

- Really!

Has Laura come?

Look at you... Why did you

missed my number?

Sorry, I had a job to do.

Come with me.

- Where to?

- At the club.

I'll go anywhere.

It was marvellous!

Bye, Radu, kiss you.

Tell me, Liver,

did you get that wig

from your grandmother?

How stupid can you be to leave

the wig and purse in my car?

What could I do?

The old hag tried it on in the back seat.

What was I supposed to do,

snatch it from her head?

So you want me

to get 20 years

just because you liked

grand-ma, with that black wig?

- To hell with that wig.

- Listen here, Albanian...

That is a completely

different thing.

Hey guys... still alone?

How are you, doll?

No company?

You're looking good tonight!

We are alone, if

you left us alone.

- I'll stay here forever.

- Cross your heart?!

We have work going on here!

Action!

- Shall we stay here?

- Yes.

- And what if somebody comes?

- No problem.

I'm so sorry you

didn't come tonight...

It went perfect.

Energy, audience,

applause, super!

Well done, Juni.

Not like that sh*t, Paradise.

Nice girls...

A lot of them.

Do you have any nice girls?

- Offer us 2 of them.

- A white one? A black one?

White and black.

- Don't you agree, Albanian?

- Yes, both.

What a doll, this Vanda! What a

pity I'm not f***ing her anymore.

- Do you like it in here?

- No.

It's embarrassing.

But it's the hottest club

in Bucharest.

In your dreams!

I simply don't like it, bro.

We were better off on a terrace,

drink a couple of beers.

And then up to my place.

We keep talking...

- We have plenty of time.

- As you wish...

By the way! Did you

talk to that guy?

Which one?

The one you ask me to...

Oh... yes.

And?

- Very cool.

- Meaning?

- Did he give you anything?

- Yes, he did.

Why do you need it?

I want to shoot the

guy who killed Mira.

What?

I want to shoot the

guy who killed Mira.

Quit that bullshit, girl.

You know what?

I understand that

you are upset.

You can't do a thing.

He'll get it one day.

One way or another.

You know something?

By the way! I think

Mira deserved it.

Let's change the topic.

Yes. Sorry, sorry.

Let's drink something.

Laura, let's go, everybody left. We've

been sitting here for 2 hours, already.

Shut the hell up!

We'll leave too.

I was in London

with that prick.

He just picked a whore...

And I'm going to piss...

You haven't told me

the story of the p*ssy.

Half of hour later,

I entered the room.

His nose was bleeding.

What have you done?

Have you eaten her? Good f*** Albanian.

What have you done?

Excuse me,

just a moment.

Bang, you are dead!

I know you.

Why the f***, do you follow me?

What are you?

A fag?

- What's that?

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