Wedgerino
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- 2015
- 78 min
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- My right eyelid just gave out.
Larry, are you there?
- Hmmm.
- This is my new reality.
I'll have to live the rest
of my life with only one eye.
- What's wrong
with having only one eye?
I think one eye is plenty.
- I know you're
trying to be positive, but...
- I'm serious, Carl.
You can see fine with one eye.
Just like you can do fine
with one best friend.
"only needing one best friend" part,
but I do have concerns
about my depth perception
and my ability to use binoculars.
- You can train
your one working eye
to have the power of two.
- I've never trained
for anything in my entire life.
You know that, Larry.
You're supposed to by my best friend.
You're supposed to help
me in times of crisis.
- I am helping you.
I'm keeping you company.
I'm helping you adjust to your new life.
- I'm scared.
Are you scared, Larry?
- Of course I'm scared.
I'm scared for you.
I'm scared for me.
I'm scared for our friendship.
- And it's back up and running.
permanent shuteye, there.
something in the apartment.
- I'm not allergic to anything.
- Good, then we can get a cat.
- Except cats.
Come on, Larry.
- I'm sorry, Carl.
I just really want a pet cat.
I have for a long time.
- I feel bad.
I just don't wanna be constantly sneezing
in my own apartment.
- I feel bad for even bringing it up.
- No, I feel bad.
- I feel bad.
- I feel bad.
- I feel bad.
- I...
- Still...
- You first.
- I was gonna say, still best friends?
- Number one.
- What were you gonna say?
- I was gonna say, I feel bad.
- How's it going?
- Let's just say,
I'm happy to see you
with both eyes.
Cross myself
But now I see
For the first time you won
Folding fast
Finally freed
My mind
- That girl's drowning.
- She sure is, Larry.
She sure is.
She needs a towel, stat.
She's wet and her skin is pruned.
Veronica, may I speak
with you for a moment?
In private.
Why aren't you being supportive?
This young lady needs our help.
- I realized you were being a good guy
when you jumped into the water
to save her from drowning,
but at the same time,
I'm jealous that you saved her and not me.
- But Veronica, you weren't drowning.
- Emotions don't always make sense, Carl.
- She's right, Carl.
For instance, I feel annoyed
that you saved this
young lady from drowning
when I was clearly the one who pointed out
she was drowning in the first place.
Now, my girlfriend thinks you're a hero
and she thinks I'm a
complete and utter loser.
- Can I talk to you for a second, Larry?
- Sure, speak away.
- In private.
I don't understand why you
think you need to impress me
by saving some upstart
skank from drowning.
When you act uncertain
about my feelings for you,
it makes me feel you're
feelings for me are uncertain.
- I don't know what my problem is.
Here I've got this great girl
and I'm acting like a total jerk.
- Even when you act like
a jerk, you're my jerk.
- Here, I got you these
as a way of saying, I'm sorry.
- Come on, let's get back to the picnic.
- Larry, Sophia, meet Nicole.
- Great to meet you Larry, Sofa.
- It's Sophia.
- I've heard so much about you both.
I don't have a boyfriend right now,
but I hope, someday,
to be in a relationship
as killer as yours.
- I'm glad you're feeling better.
- Yep.
I mean, I guess I should
have learned how to swim
before walking so dangerously
close to the river.
Thank you.
- Nicole, can I talk to you for a second?
In private.
- What is it, Veronica?
- You're being super
flirty with my boyfriend.
I realize you're probably
or whatever.
Maybe you think you're in love with him.
don't mess with my boyfriend just because,
by some coincidence,
he happened to save you from drowning.
- The truth is I do find
your boyfriend attractive,
to put your relationship in jeopardy.
Besides, Carl loves you.
You're beautiful, inside and out.
I know that Sophia is your
number one best friend,
but I'd like to wedge myself in there
and become one of your
top five best friends.
Also, I hope you don't mind if
I give Carl my business card.
I hope to someday repay
him for saving my life.
- You can never repay
somebody for saving your life.
- You could get pretty freaking close.
Here's my card.
I design websites for a living.
I love my job.
I'm really good at it.
Keep in touch
- What's this thing for?
- Well, I know how much
you wanted a real pet,
but we couldn't have one
because I'm allergic.
So, I thought, since you are
my number one best friend,
I'd get you the next best thing.
- A stuffed animal.
- His name is Stuffy.
- That name makes him sound like
he has a stuffed nose.
- If he had a stuffed nose,
his name would be Sniffles.
- Maybe his name is Sniffles.
How do you even know his name?
a little more concerned
with taking care of your new pet
and a little less concerned
with being so selfish all the time, Larry.
- It's not selfish to
want an actual live pet
instead of a pretend one.
What am I supposed to do
with a stuffed animal?
Feed it a can of stuffed tuna?
- I'm gonna take a snooze.
- Yeah, seems like you
could use a little shuteye.
- And you can use a little shut mouth.
- Hello, Larry.
Hey, Stuffy.
How's your cold?
I mean, I don't think you have a cold.
You know, Stuff,
friend through thick and thin,
but apparently...
- But apparently, he is.
You were right.
Stuffy's an excellent compromise
and more than a compromise.
I've grown to love the little guy.
Now I see, he's even better
than a real life pet.
He doesn't need a litter box,
he'll never get sick
and he's just as soft, if not, softer.
- Are you just saying that?
Because I still have the receipt.
to get a little shut mouth.
- It did me good.
Gave the old flapper a break.
- Let's celebrate.
- What is with all the commotion?
I was trying to read.
If you can't keep it down
you can find another place to live.
And incase you haven't figured it out yet,
I'm your new landlord.
I'm Dominic.
I'm not messing around.
- I'm Carl and this is my
roommate and best friend, Larry.
Sorry to have bothered you.
See, we're celebrating.
That's why we popped open a bottle
of non-alcoholic champagne.
- Would you care for a glass?
- No!
No, I don't wanna glass
of your stupid champagne.
Especially is it's non-alcoholic,
which would technically make
What I would care for
is some peace and quiet
so I can finish reading my novel.
- What's that you're reading?
- What do you care what I'm reading?
How would you like it if I
asked you what you were reading
or what size hat you are?
- I wouldn't mind at all
and I don't see what that
has to do with anything.
- It has everything to do with everything.
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