Weirdsville Page #2
of the concession
building, right?
Yeah.
Careful.
You sure no one's
going to be out there?
Well, maybe Abe goes
every once in a while,
but he's not going to go there
this time of night.
What do you mean,
Abel Vinton?
Yeah, yeah.
You know him?
Remember him?
He fired me for smoking
a joint at work?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then,
in high school
he thought he was king
of the head-bangers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then he comes back
after grade 11,
he's done a total 360.
By the way, it's a 180.
Huh?
all the way back around
and ended up
back where he started.
He did.
He went back to school.
You sure no one's
going to see the car?
Oh come on, man,
only an idiot
would be out here
on a night like this.
Turn left.
This place have power?
Yeah, for the alarm.
Oh, sh*t.
Maybe it's 360.
Oh, yeah.
Not!
How about that for 360?
Do you get the feeling
the drugs are starting
to make you slow?
Man, I was on
a quiz show once,
you know.
If I'm so slow, how'd I get
on a quiz show? Ow.
You were on a quiz show?
Yeah, man.
Quiz Time on channel 6.
You mean in junior high?
Yeah, me and my brother.
We won 50 bucks
and an Atari.
That's impressive.
I didn't see your
college drop-out ass
on Quiz Time, did I?
No, you-- No, no.
No, you didn't.
Hang on a sec?
Hurry up, man.
Here.
Right here.
Notwithstanding your triumph
on Quiz Time 300 years ago,
I still think
the drugs are starting
to make you stupid.
I'm sorry,
not stupid... slow.
What are you
lecturing me for?
Remember last year?
You wrote to Tetley
to pitch the idea
of Ciga-tea?
Yeah, man,
tea with nicotine in it.
That's--
That's brilliant.
Your product sample
was a tea bag
filled with pipe tobacco.
Premium tobacco, baby.
Well, what about the time
you wrote to Kraft
with a proposal
for sprayable mayonnaise?
Sprayonaise.
I rest my case.
Todd.
I know you speak English,
but do you understand English?
Yeah.
Perhaps I wasn't clear
on how you should dress.
You basically said
I gotta dress
like my old man.
Okay.
Appearance is a very important
part of our code.
Never forget that.
I didn't know the code.
Shh...
Shh, I told you the code.
I'm going to let it pass
this time, but next time...
Okay.
Wow.
Follow me, children.
Goa-ta-se.
It's "Goatse, " man.
Who can't read now?
Keep digging, man.
Whenever they find a body,
in a shallow grave.
We've gotta
make this deep.
No.
I can't, man.
This is not some dead body.
It's Mattie.
You want to go to jail?
I don't want to go to jail.
Matilda doesn't want us
to go to jail!
She deserves
better than this.
I'm going to the can.
F***ing bullshit.
What's the cup for?
It's a goblet.
And you'll see.
Let us begin.
Todd Kranshaw,
are you willing
to renounce all loyalty
to God and Jesus Christ?
Yeah, man.
Do you swear allegiance
to the Prince of Darkness?
I do.
It's "I swear", Todd,
not "I do. "
You're not getting married.
I swear!
Nice.
Okay.
You can kneel down now, Todd.
I'm going to go
warm up the car.
We've gotta take her
to the hospital, man.
We're not going to bury her
like she never existed.
F***.
--as your story unfolds
From your eyes to mine
I can see
A blue wave run
And blue heat
from your heart
Like nothing in the sun
Okay.
I call upon
the darkest of angels
to anoint the blood
of our new brother
and reveal to him
the unholy covenant
of our Lord Lucifer!
Hey, what are you doing?
Let me go!
Let me go!
What the f***
are you guys doing?
Throw me the key!
It's just
an amateur theatrical!
Ugh!
Which key is it?
The gold one.
Hey!
Someone's upstairs.
Come on, we gotta go.
Sh*t! Is there another
way out of here?
Uh... it's over there.
Hello?
Is there anyone
down here?
This is all just
a misunderstanding.
Sh*t.
All right, man.
Come on!
Whoa!
Hey!
Whoa!
Come on!
Hey, hey!
What?
We gotta go.
What about Mattie?
They won't find her!
We'll come back for her!
Who won't find her?
Okay, guys, hey.
Royce?
Royce Gordon.
Abe. Hey, man!
Abe?
Abe!
Abe!
Look, man, we had to take--
I know I did--
had to take a piss
and I had a key, so...
So you thought
while you're here,
you'll bury a dead hooker.
She's not a hooker.
Zzzt zzzt.
Wow, a little skinnier,
but that is Dexter Ryan.
Abe.
I got an idea.
Wow.
Let's forget we saw each other
and go our separate ways.
What do you think
about that?
That's a great idea.
You know what?
And we could do it
for old times sake.
What old times?
I fired you
for smoking drugs.
We were all doing something
we shouldn't have been doing.
Yes.
Dexter, what shouldn't you
have been doing to that girl?
Aw, she overdosed.
She overdosed.
Surprise!
Yeah.
We were going to bury her,
but we changed our minds.
Yeah, we weren't going
to bury her anymore.
Not going to happen.
What are you?
Are you, like,
Satan worshippers?
Hey, hey, zip, zip. Zip.
You are not worthy
to utter his name.
But, yes, we do bask
in the light of the Dark Lord.
You are not men!
You are servo-mechanisms
to addiction.
No better
than automatons.
This is true.
I would be
doing you a favor
if I ended
your sad little lives.
Actually, we're good.
We're good, right?
We're great, man.
You know what?
We're going to go this way--
Hey! Hey!
Wait! Back off,
both of you!
Especially you, sister!
You freak me out!
I do not want
to go crazy up in here!
She's kind of pretty.
Mmm, delicious.
Shame she's dead.
None of them
will be missed.
Let's continue.
We'll do it right here.
It's getting late.
O Dark Lord,
accept our sacrifice
and infuse this blood
with all the power of hell!
Watch it!
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Bite your tongue!
Sorry.
Satan has made her live!
Ave Satanas!
All hail Satan!
All hail Satan!
You a**hole!
Ow!
Ow!
Get her!
Ahhh!
Hey!
F***ing idiot!
Calm down, sweetness!
We won't hurt you!
You're very fast!
You have
a beautiful stride!
You're very, very pretty!
No!
Get her!
Oh!
Matilda!
Mattie!
Satan?
More cardio!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go, go, go
go, go!
Whoa!
Well played.
Nothing like a good shovel
to stop a car.
Here, get this on Mattie.
Put it on your legs.
Were we in hell?
No. We were
at the drive-in.
Is she okay?
I don't know, man.
She's passing out.
Sh*t.
There's been a problem.
I need you to take the van
and go to the hospital.
I don't care if your mom
wants you to plow the driveway!
This is Lucifer's will!
No, don't tell her that!
You're an idiot!
Todd's blood
is useless now!
is now inside that girl!
Can't we just
take Todd's blood
and do the ceremony again?
No, Seamus.
Okay, once the power's
out of the blood,
it's out of all the blood!
That's how f***ing
sangre sacrementus works.
That doesn't seem
very exact, does it?
You-- Just shut up
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