Weirdsville Page #7
and let's get
the f*** out of here.
Hey, guys.|
Very well done.
Your mom okay
with you taking the van?
Cool.
She'll be rewarded.
Can you stick around
for this?
It's going to be glorious.
I gotta plow the driveway.
All right.
Be gone.
Walk with Satan.
Don't step on the pentagram.
Nice.
What are you doing, Dex?
What did you say?
Hey.
What?
You okay?
No.
No, I'm f***ed.
Yeah, man,
that's because you quit.
Yeah, quit.
She used that stuff
I cut with...
Baby powder.
What?
Yeah, I was trying
to f*** over a guy
in Lumsden.
Baby powder?
I really like
this feeling.
Oh!
Oh, no!
No, man, no.
What?
No, we gotta
get outta here.
We gotta go
get the safe.
Oh, sh*t!
We gotta-- Get up!
We gotta get Mattie.
Yeah, too.
That-- Her, too.
Oh, you have any monkey?
Do you mean money?
What did I say?
You said "monkey. "
"Do you have any monkey?"
Do you mean money?
Dude, man, I don't
have a monkey, man.
Don't I know you?
Oh! Yeah!
How freaky is she now?
Hey, hey, here's 50 bucks.
Let's go.
Omar?
It's Dex.
You want your money?
Meet us at the New Age Center.
We rock
We f***ing rock
Sh*t!
Ahhh!
Get away from her.
Or else what?
Or else... that!
Damn!
Don't do that.
Damn dirty apes.
Ow! Ooh!
Didn't hurt.
Whoa! Wait!
Abel, I got an idea.
Take me instead.
Take me.
Take me instead.
Let Mattie go.
Look at her, man.
She doesn't deserve this.
What are you doing?
What?
He might actually do that!
I know.
You would really
die for her?
Yeah.
Wow.
I bet you feel
like a real piece
of sh*t right now.
I don't know
what you just said,
freaky girl,
but I'm sure
I don't like it!
I don't want
either of them.
Hey! Hey!
Whoa!
"Whoa" is right!
What are you doing here?
This is all wrong.
The crosses
are upside-down.
Why wouldn't
she be upside-down?
And the pentagram, man,
this looks wrong.
You know what?
I will not brook any more
of your interruptions!
I mean, you've got
one point of the pentagram
pointed at the altar
instead of two,
like devil's horns.
Everybody knows that.
I looked this up.
He doesn't know
what he's talking about.
I know this sh*t.
I listened to the same bands
you did in high school.
What the f*** is this?
Hi.
What's going on, Dex?
Long story.
Hey, I've got time,
if you've got my money.
In my car.
Oh...
What are you
looking at, huh?
I-I think you might
want to put that down.
I don't think so.
Oh, you don't think so?
Okay.
Maybe--
Maybe I should go?
Should I go?
Or how about this?
Hmm? Hmm?
Cheers!
Maybe put knifey knifey
down a little bit?
How about this?
Ahhh!
Sorry, man.
Oh!
Money, honey.
Let's go, boys,
before someone calls
the authorities.
Yeah!
Dexter?
Yeah?
Is that my money?
Be my guest.
Yeah, if you let us go.
Sure. Go.
Let's get you home,
Mr. Taylor.
I have a home?
Lucifer?
You can take me now.
My work here is done.
Cleanse me
with the fires of hell.
You there, Seamus?
Yeah.
I think so.
You guys are
my only real friends.
I'm going to miss you.
I'll save you a seat
by the fire.
At least let us
move the safe, okay?
Hey, it will be
a lot easier to move
once I got all
the money out, right?
Lucifer, can you hear me?
You can take me.
F***!
Still waiting.
The mouse...
said you'd come.
What?
What?
What did you say?
I don't recall.
All I did was give
Abel a book.
Who knew he'd run with it?
I got an idea.
Mm?
Sprayonaise, hmm?
It's yours.
If you want it,
you got it!
You know,
that'll more than pay
for what we took
from the safe.
Oh, yeah.
Do you mean...
sprayable mayonnaise?
Yes.
Organic?
Yes!
Huh.
Well, you've burned
your bridges
Pull on that bad boy.
And you paid the cost
But you find a way
To get across
'Cause it all |
Works out
In the end somehow
It all works out
Somehow
You hang out your heart
And you watch it bleed
But you find a way
To believe
'Cause it all
Works out
In the end somehow
It all works out
Somehow
It all works somehow
Time says you'll be
making your way back home
Before you know it
So let's go
Sign says only
230 kilometers to go
And your still talking
to me like an animal
That's got the gum disease,
rabies and fleas
I won't bite you
Slow down
This world's already
turning fast enough
It seems every time
that I'm pleased
I have this little disease
just feeding on me
I guess that
this reminds me
That life is just too damn
short to dick around
But I just
can't help myself
I said
Time says you'll be
making your way back home
Before you know it
So let's go
Sign says only
230 kilometers to go
Time says you'll be
making your way back home
Before you know it
So let's go
Sign says only
230 kilometers to go
Yeah
It seems every time
that I'm pleased
I have this little disease
just feeding on me
I guess that
this reminds me
That life is just too damn
short to dick around
But I just
can't help myself
I said
Time says you'll be
making your way back...
Home before you know it
Nothing goes together
like a cigarette
and a hot beverage,
but the truth is...
cigarettes can kill.
I've tried to quit,
but I'm helplessly
addicted to nicotine.
Then you need Ciga-tea.
Tea with nicotine in it?
That's right.
Tea with nicotine in it.
Ciga-tea has already helped
thousands of people
kick the deadly smoking habit.
I'm ready to kick butts!
So what's my line?
Uh...
Would you care
for a cigarette?
No, thanks.
I'd rather have Ciga-tea.
Mmm!
Thank you, Ciga-tea!
From Taylor Enterprises,
Sprayonaise:
the organic mayonnaise
in a spray can.
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