Welcome, or No Trespassing Page #4

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Yeremenko:
plus 25 grams.

That's it for the second troop.

- Very good. Total weight of the entire troop is 865 kilos.

They'll be over a ton by the end of the shift if they keep it up.

That's what I call "good eating." My mother, who had eight of us...

- Third troop. Andronov...

- Just one moment... Where is it...

Here it is, Inochkin.

Go on.

- Andronov:
0. Borodin: minus 8 grams.

Garbuzov:
minus 50 grams.

- Minus how much?

- 50 grams.

- Comrade Dynin! We need to have a chat.

- Not about Inochkin again? Sit.

Better take a look at what is going on in your troop.

All others are gaining weight, and yours are stuck.

Same weight coming in, same weight leaving.

Other troops, it's plus 100 grams today, another 100 tomorrow.

Or even 150.

- Comrade Dynin!

- What about Sharafudinov?

- Minus 3 grams.

- See, even Sharafudinov. And you know why?

Sit.

See these cards? From kids in your troop. Boys and girls, both!

Mitrofanova?

- Minus 100 grams.

- See, minus 100 grams. It's from all these nutty hairdos.

Damned if I know what's going on.

Jumping into nettle...

Stashing away meatballs...

Are they planning an escape or something?

Who knows, who knows.

What's wrong, Valentina?

- Maybe it's something personal?

- Valya?

- Inochkin is back.

- What?

- Inochkin is watching movies.

- Right!

- Here. Block it quick!

- Shush!

Quiet, I say!

- Where is the third troop?

Let me through!

- Stop blocking the screen!

- You'll survive.

- Sorry, gotta tie my laces!

- Watch your language!

Operator! Stop the movie! And turn on the lights!

Stay where you are!

- What are you looking for?

- Nothing.

- Come on! The movie!

- Is the hero gonna die?

- Yes, yes!

- No he's not! He's not!

- Movie! Movie!

- Operator! Do it!

- I've got to get home.

Grandma's coming tomorrow, you know what'll happen?

- You're not going anywhere.

- I've got to!

- You eat, eat!

Soup above all. All strength is in the liquid!

Just think! Day two without soup!

- Day two without soup, day one without meat!

- And two days without dessert! I wouldn't have made it!

- Did you talk to him?

- It's no use!

- How so?

- I tell you no use!

I ask him "where do I put this?" and he's all "not now!"

Ask again, and he's all "not now!"

- Not now!

- Maybe talk to him again?

- Waste of time.

- How do you tell him that he's supposed to actually like children?

- I'll finish this shift all right, but then something's gotta give!

It's either me or him!

- Shush.

I think I got it.

Do you have friends among locals?

- Mm-hmm.

- Can they be trusted?

- Mm-hmm.

- Who's in here?

Counsellors? That's nice.

And the property manager? Wonderful.

What are you all doing here?

- Eating supper.

- What?

- Drinking. And snacking.

- What a time and place to do it.

Better be in shape tomorrow! And then we'll talk.

Kids!

- Kostya!

- Kostya!

- Kostya!

- Kostya!

- Konstantin!

With joy and pride we live our lives, in wonder all day long.

Attention, Earth, let's celebrate our cosmonauts in song!

Our final destinations are marked in our space charts.

The pilot is confirming the best selected route.

Let's sing a song, my comrades, before the countdown starts.

We have before the liftoff some time for a salute.

I believe, my friends, that a rocketship fleet,

Will carry us on from a star to a star...

- No, no, we reserved you a seat.

It's all right, it's all right.

Very talented kids!

No sitting in the walkways!

Can you start over, please?

Some of us haven't seen it yet!

Clear out.

- Guys! Come back!

- You may begin now.

With joy and pride we live our lives, in wonder all day long.

Attention, Earth, let's celebrate our cosmonauts in song!

- This song, comrade Mitrofanov, Gagarin sang in space.

- Uh-huh, I see.

- What are you guys doing here?

- Shoo, get out of here.

- Attention! Let the costume parade begin!

Greetings to you, our masked comrades!

Congratulations on the occasion of the Parents' Day!

Parade! Halt!

Where is the "queen of the fields?" Where is Mitrofanova?

- No idea.

- Hey, guys. Who gets the cake?

- Corn, the "queen of the fields!"

- Where is Mitrofanova?

- Just a moment.

- You just couldn't help it, could you?

- Corn, Queen of the Fields!

Roll your chests with pride,

Colour the skies with red.

Leave the right-footed behind!

Left foot! Left! Left!

- I don't get it.

- Why me?

- Because! Our "queen of the fields" is your niece!

Reveal yourself, Queen of the Fields!

- Now I don't get it.

- Oh, we get it, comrade Dynin.

Guys, such nice weather! Let's go swimming!

- Wait, the parade is not over! We have other activities!

Riddles, quizzes, sack races!

Wait! Come back!

It's not yet time! Not yet time to go swimming!

I wanted as best for everyone!

So that kids get better, but with discipline...

What went wrong?

- Hey! Jump over!

- Kostya!

- Kostya!

- What are you guys doing here?

- We? We're jumping over the river.

- I get it!

- Yep, jumping over the river already.

- Have fun while it lasts. Kids.

- What are you guys doing here?

The movie is over already!

The end.

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