Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins Page #2
How does his bag
get lost in
a captain's closet?
Explain that to me.
Yes, ma'am.
Where's your father?
He won't come out
of the bathroom.
is for immediate loading
and unloading only.
Honey, how do
the pants fit?
Flight 514 from Atlanta,
your luggage will be
at Carousel 2.
(JAMAAL LAUGHING)
You mean to tell me
this is the only pair
in this country-ass airport?
I like it.
Colors look fabulous
on you.
Babe, I look
like a clown.
Look... Look at how tight
these are. Look!
I see that, tiger.
Come. Let's get the car.
(LAUGHING)
Ladies and gentlemen,
for your own safety
and protection,
please do not leave
your bags unattended.
JAMAAL:
Wow,the whole weekend
is planned.
There's a barbecue today,
a softball game tomorrow,
a fish fry on Saturday.
Oh, look!
An obstacle
course race!
And the anniversary
banquet's Sunday night.
Cool!
(JAMAAL COUGHING)
(WHOOPING)
Nice ears, Dad.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, man.
Nice picture, Dad.
Oh, man.
(HORN HONKING)
MAN:
Hey, now!How terribly quaint.
As if time stood still.
It has. I told you,
don't nothing ever
happen around here.
What the hell?
(HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)
That sh*t was
tight, right?
(WHOOPING)
Oh, damn!
Oh, my God, baby,
you get me
so freaking hot!
Do you know them?
I don't know her,
but that's
my cousin Reggie.
You got your jewelry?
You got your purse?
All right?
'Cause the boy
could con Jesus.
Oh, no. Oh, no,
that's him.
Oh, that's him!
Who?
Here he comes,
here he comes.
My nigga
Roscoe Steven Jenkins!
Hollywood did came to town!
(CHUCKLES) What's up?
What's up, dawg?
What up, cuz?
What up, cuz?
How you doing?
How you do...
(LAUGHING)
Come on, man,
give it up!
Man, what's happening?
All right.
Oh, man,
look at what you...
Look, you got them
picnic tablecloth pants on.
"Hey, Boo-Boo,
let me get another
picnic basket."
(LAUGHING) I guess Outkast's
about to name their third
member. Li'I Roscoe 1000.
Yeah, but don't be mad
'cause you ain't up
on the style.
Ain't that right, baby?
Roscoe?
Why do you
call him Roscoe?
That's his government name.
(NERVOUS LAUGH)
Oh, not into
full disclosure.
I see.
Okay.
Welcome to
the family.
(LAUGHS)
Thank you.
Lookie here,
lookie here.
First it was Survivor,
now it's America's
Next Top Model.
Oh, stop it.
Really?
Oh, hell, yeah, really!
My God, I'll drink
your dishwater, bathwater,
all types of waters.
I'll drink
all your waters.
Boy, you do your thing.
Get... Get off me.
Look at you
doing your thing, boy!
Hey, will you stop that?
Thing, boy!
You do your thing.
Get off me!
(LAUGHS) Do your thing,
boy. You do your thing.
Hey, get off.
Hey, why'd you
keep checking
my pockets, Reggie?
Oh, you do your thing.
Man, you need to get me
out there to LA.
Would you
lookie here?
Look.
Hi!
Hi!
I'm Amy.
Yeah, me and Amy
are friends, man.
You know what I'm saying?
She's been a real inspiration
to me, putting my new
hip-hop album out.
You know what
I'm saying?
And my dad's company
is financing it.
It's Pimp Nasty
Records! Word!
Pimp Nasty?
AMY:
(LAUGHS) Like that.So everything is...
Hey, boy, what the...
What you doing?
Get back! Get back!
Water rat!
That's a water rat,
right there.
(GROWLING)
Get back.
Get back.
Reg, come on.
It's okay, Fifi.
RJ:
Reggie, man.She's a dog, man.
It's Fiona.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
I ain't know
what it was, man.
I thought it was
a little fur coat with
some feet, or something,
that damn walked
over here, boy.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Man, Mama J
sent us down here
to get some ice.
And?
We're probably
gonna need about 300.
$300?
Yeah.
For some ice?
For some ice.
You must think
I'm a damn fool.
No, I know you
ain't no damn fool.
You standing there
with that beautiful lady,
right there.
Look like
you a lucky fool.
(GIGGLES)
What? It's just $300,
baby. Go on.
You're not cheap, baby.
Yes, he is.
You don't know him
like we... He's tight.
Yeah, he is.
It's only $300,
baby.
That's it, $300.
For your family?
Please?
Go on, baby.
For the family.
All right,
good to see you.
Papa?
Huh?
They made it!
Told you. Well, come on.
Come on, baby.
(MAMA LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
Oh, my baby's home!
Hey, Mama.
How you doing?
Well, well.
Look who showed up.
My grandson's father,
Dr. RJ Stevens.
It's been
a long time,
Dr. Stevens.
Dad, that's just
a stage name.
Yeah, I know.
Jamaal, welcome back.
Thanks,
Papa Jenkins.
Oh, and this is Blanca!
Pretty girl, Roscoe.
You must got some
Indian in you, all that
long, pretty hair.
Roscoe, you been eating?
You all skin and bone!
Don't look like
(LAUGHS) I know!
Doesn't he
look fabulous?
OTIS:
Yeah, he looksfabulous, all right.
Downright metrosexual,
with them young-ass
pants on.
Oh, no. You should have
seen his ensemble
before his little accident.
It was exquisite.
(LAUGHS) Are you kidding?
Better than this?
What?
I didn't
say "outfit."
Got you!
Pounced on you.
Get... Get off.
Get off me!
Let me see
how strong you are.
Otis!
Yeah.
(GRUNTING)
Get off me.
Come on.
(LAUGHING)
Just like old times again.
Lord, Otis.
Do it, do it!
Get out of it, then.
Mama! Mama.
Otis! Otis!
Come on, boy,
let's see
what you got.
Let go of me, O.
Yeah, go ahead, do it.
I want you to. Boy,
introduce me. That's rude.
Bianca, this is my country,
neckbone-eating brother, Otis.
The sheriff.
Southern hospitality
at your service.
Get up off that!
(CHUCKLING)
This here is Ruthie.
Hi.
And that's my baby
she's carrying.
Wow, Ruthie,
you look like
you're about to pop.
No, I'm just six months.
But I bet y'all be
loading up soon, huh?
(LAUGHING) Oh, God,
no! Nothing's wrecking
this figure.
Hmm.
(NERVOUS LAUGH)
Jamaal, say hello.
Are you really the sheriff?
Mmm-hmm.
"To serve and protect."
And occasionally whoop ass.
Meet your cousins.
Junior! Callie!
(LAUGHS) Oh, damn!
What are they on?
All steroids
and no carbs?
(LAUGHS)
Them some
thick-ass kids!
No, I'm serious.
Mama, them is thick-ass.
No, I'm serious.
Like, they be 12.
Them some thick-ass...
Respect...
This here's
your cousin
Jamaal.
Get him a bat,
and get him
some batting practice.
And, Callie,
go easy on him.
(SPITTING)
You got it, Daddy.
Come on, son.
You and Granddad'll
take them on together.
You play baseball,
don't you?
All right,
I guess.
Well, Blanca,
you want to come in the house
and freshen up?
And, Roscoe, you get the bags
and just take them up
to your room.
Okay.
And, baby,
please find some clothes
that fit. You got all
your business in the street.
(GRUNTS DISAGREEABLY)
Oh, God.
It's good to see you,
man.
Little help
with the bags, O?
Man, I ain't no bellhop.
Plus, I ain't had
my steroids today.
(LAUGHS) Got you!
Southern hospitality!
Yeah, right.
(SCOFFS)
And next time
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