Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins Page #3
you grabbing on people,
wear some deodorant,
you little fake-ass Conan!
Oh, sh*t!
Mama! Mama!
OTIS:
Come here, boy!I'm an all-State linebacker!
Look at that speed!
RJ:
Mama! I saidleave me alone, O!
Leave me alone!
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(MAMA LAUGHING)
MAMA:
I haven't had so manypeople in the kitchen
since I don't know when.
No, you use this one.
(EXCLAIMS)
You a bad b*tch!
Oh! Oh!
Wait a minute, girl.
I'm serious. I'm serious.
You bad!
You are the baddest
b*tch Survivor ever had.
Soon to be my sister-in-law,
up in my kitchen, girl.
I'm honored!
Thank you.
All right, now, now, now,
tell me the truth, okay?
Tell me the truth,
'cause it's you and me.
We relating.
Can that hook-head
handle you? 'Cause, see,
we a lot alike, Binaca.
(LAUGHING) 'Cause we
too much woman for one man!
You feel me?
Betty, let
the child breathe.
Now, is the tea ready?
It's right here, Mama.
Binaca, you got to
try my tea, girl.
this tea right here
ain't no joke, Balolo.
Best in the county.
It's Bianca.
That's what I said.
And I'd love to. Cheers!
(SHRIEKING)
God, that's
liquid diabetes!
You drink that?
No, no. No, no,
wait a minute now,
baby.
Don't get
all uppity, okay?
'Cause I'm gonna let
you know the brothers
down at the pen,
they rave about my
sweet tea every Sunday
at my Bible reading.
It ain't the sweet tea.
It's them short skirts
you be wearing.
I'm just doing my part,
trying to be
a good Christian.
And if them brothers need
to get a peek at this thong
to get them through
them long lonely nights,
then, Father God and all
the heavens up above
and the Episcopals, so be it!
Girl, don't make me sick.
You know I'm pregnant.
Thank you.
Betty, your thong
is an image I do not need.
(CHUCKLES) Ditto.
(MOCKING LAUGH)
BETTY:
Wait a minute.Now, see, we trying to
bond with you and everything,
welcome you in,
but you getting it twisted.
You getting me twisted.
But don't get it twisted.
This kitchen here
is my domain. My domain.
This ain't no kennel.
And then this lab rat got to
go. Got to go. Do you hear me?
Am I clear? I bites dogs.
(DOG WHINING)
Know who I am, okay?
Now ditto that!
AIRLINE EMPLO YEE.: Yes, sir.
Can I help you? Yes, sir.
Yeah, hello.
Yeah. What is your name?
Patricia.
Luqueesha?
I can barely hear you.
Look here,
Luqueesha, somebody...
Sir, could you
please hold?
Yeah, I'll hold.
(DOG WHINING)
(DOG PANTING)
Bucky?
You done messed around
and got old, huh, Bucky?
You still alive?
Yeah, you used to terrorize me
when I was little.
I don't play that now, man.
I'm a grown man. Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
I should kick you
in your ass right
now, Bucky.
Yeah. Yeah,
when you bit my
ankle, I should...
Hello, Dr. Stevens?
Yeah, excuse me.
We found your bag.
Well, all right.
Well, that's more like it.
We just need an address.
(GROANING)
Get off me, you crazy dog!
What the hell?
You gonna stay
inside all day,
Dr. Stevens?
No, sir.
Daddy, you don't
have to call me that.
I just don't want to
offend the star.
Offend me?
Hey, hey, Daddy,
how come you
never opened this plasma?
I don't need
a skinny TV.
That console's been there
since 1977. Good picture.
Daddy, this is
a Hi-Def flat screen!
Football on Sundays,
them hits'll be like,
"Boom!"
Make you feel like
you really there.
Your cousin Clyde
gave me season tickets.
See that picture?
That's his third dealership.
Man, that Clyde
is something special.
Yeah, Clyde's special.
I gotta get outside.
I'm grooming the next
Jackie Robinson. My grandson.
(HUMMING)
Reg.
Huh?
That don't look
like $300 worth of ice.
It's hot down here, man.
Half of it melted before
you even got down.
I'm telling you,
the bag was...
It's hot down...
Ask anybody
about the heat, 'Scoe.
I ain't gonna lie
about none of that, man.
Whatever.
Hey, O.
Yo.
How old is crazy-ass Bucky?
Shouldn't he be dead by now?
Bucky's at least 25 now.
Yeah. Yeah,
that dog is old,
boy.
Are you serious?
That's 175 people years!
And he's still
a little player,
I'm telling you.
You better watch
He gonna hit her
in the one that stink
and not the one that wink.
He good
at scooping up
behind you.
(WHINING)
So, did I hear
Clyde was coming
with Lucinda?
Mmm-hmm.
Should be here
any minute now.
(LAUGHS)
I thought
she was engaged.
Uh-uh.
That ended
a while ago,
baby bro.
Yeah, that...
Man, no, she moved
to Atlanta, man,
and that smooth nigga
Clyde supposed to be
hollering at her again.
What you mean, "again"?
He ain't never been
with her. Never!
Lookie here.
Little Hollywood man.
"He's never been
with her. Never!"
"Never!"
(LAUGHING) What, you look
like you trying to throw
your hat in the ring.
No, I'm just setting
the record straight,
bubblehead.
Set the record
straight on this. Now.
(WHOOPING)
Good God Almighty,
Yeah, baby,
they're good, too.
Here, baby bro.
Now, I need your discriminate
tongue to let me know
if I'm still on track.
You know how
I gets down.
Give him some bread
and a Pepsi, right now!
No, no, I'm cool.
I'm gonna wait
on the chicken.
Skinless.
Why? You Muslim now?
Yeah, what the hell?
You a Five Percenter?
Nah.
I just adopted
a low-fat, high-fiber diet.
Bianca and I...
(EXCLAIMS
IN DISGUST)
"Bianca and I..."
I know what it is.
done sissified you
off the pig.
That's what's up.
It ain't like that, O.
Bullshit! You on
that Hollywood sh*t.
Nigga, please.
Give me... Let me see this.
You see this swine is fine,
divine, sublime
and right on time.
Right on time!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Man! Look at that.
Want some of this
dipping sauce, baby?
Yeah, go on. Get...
Go on, taste a little
piece of that.
Don't be scared.
You got on
Go on, get down,
like you live. Go ahead
Bite that.
Go on, man.
How about a piece,
Nelson Mandela?
Stop being so scary, man.
Farrakhan ain't
nowhere around here.
Man!
What's up, man?
Come on!
The Last King
from Scotland. Look.
(LAUGHING)
Wait, look.
on the dead eye.
Might jump up out of there.
(LAUGHING)
OTIS:
(LAUGHING)Boy, you crazy.
Yes, indeed, that's
gonna be good! Stir
that up for me, Bilante.
Now, in episode 11,
did you have to pull
your titties out?
I had to have
that chocolate cake.
But you threw it up.
On purpose.
Whether on Survivor
or in life, I believe
in winning at all costs.
That's why RJ and I
are perfectly matched.
(LAUGHING)
Girl, you tripping.
You better mind out, Betty.
Come on now, Mama.
Roscoe and winning
don't even go
in the same sentence.
Only Clyde
gets that
distinction.
Who's Clyde?
Oh.
I'm glad you asked.
Clyde is our cousin.
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