Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins Page #4
He came to live with us once
his folks went on to glory.
They became famous
and left their child
behind?
B*tch, are you crazy?
They was in a car accident.
They dead. Goddamn!
Anyway, now Roscoe and
Clyde was fierce rivals,
though "rival"
is not quite accurate,
'cause Clyde used to whoop
Roscoe's tail in everything.
I don't know about
"everything," now, Betty.
Everything, Mama!
Basketball.
YOUNG CLYDE:
Game!Checkers.
King me.
Chess.
CLYDE:
Checkmate.Arm wrestling.
(KIDS LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
Oops.
That was me.
You're telling me
RJ never won?
Never.
That is, of course,
until the obstacle course
in 1985.
Obstacle course?
BETTY.:
Yep. It's aJenkins family tradition.
PAPA:
Have fun, now!MAMA:
Yeah!Clyde, Roscoe,
we got our eyes on you!
BETTY.:
Clyde and Roscoe
made a bet
to ask Lucinda Allen
to the Spring Formal.
And who is Lucinda Allen?
BETTY.:
Only the most popularSouthern belle to ever
come out of these parts.
that year.
BIANCA.:
So what happened?
Girl, your man
took off like
a house on fire!
(ALL CLAPPING)
Come on!
He moved through
that obstacle course
faster than a runaway slave.
Doing it!
Now, see, Clyde was
right there with his skinny
ass, baby, neck and neck.
He was trying to hold on
until the end.
But old Roscoe...
Come on!
Old Roscoe broke
that tape, baby.
He smiled so hard,
I thought his cheeks
would burst.
Yes!
(ALL CHEERING)
(WHOOPING)
Yes! I won!
BETTY.:
I ain't never seenMama and Daddy
so proud as that day.
Aw.
BETTY:
Now all Roscoehad to do was claim
the real prize.
Lucinda?
Hey.
Will you go to
the Spring Formal
with me?
Oh, Roscoe, how sweet,
Come on, Lucinda,
let's get a strawberry soda.
My treat.
LUCINDA:
Okay.Bye, Roscoe.
Great race.
Bye.
BETTY.:
I felt bad for the boy.(LAUGHING)
Now, nobody knew
about the bet, so Clyde
just beat him to the punch.
PLAYING)
Clyde and Lucinda
danced all night long,
looking like eternal lovers.
And Roscoe looked
like a hot mess.
And his date
wasn't much better.
Lord Jesus!
But in typical
Roscoe fashion,
he snitched.
But that
mess backfired.
Lucinda is a young lady,
not some trophy
you can win!
I'm very disappointed
in you.
But what about Clyde?
Clyde will be dealt with.
Now drop your britches
and bend over.
(GULPS)
Yipe!
BETTY.:
But that Clyde...Girl, he is a smooth operator.
All right, what have you
got to say for yourself?
I let Roscoe win.
It meant more
to him to beat me,
and it meant more to me
to go out with Lucinda.
She's so beautiful.
I know you're disappointed,
and if my parents were alive,
they'd be disappointed, too.
But you're
the only parent I got,
Papa Jenkins.
So you do
what you think is right.
I'll understand.
Don't you ever
let something like this
ever happen again.
What?
You understand?
Yes, sir.
BETTY.:
He went upstairsand cried like a baby.
Now, how you know
Roscoe was crying?
(CRYING)
BETTY.:
Because all hishollering woke me up
from a sound sleep.
(LAUGHING)
So, are they
still an item?
They dated awhile, but
you know, the Queen is too
pure for the likes of Clyde.
He needs a real woman.
Betty, y'all are cousins.
Whatever!
Now, the point is, Roscoe
ain't been the same since
Clyde stole Miss Lucinda.
I think they call
that "evolution."
(GIGGLES)
RJ's clearly over
any childhood crush.
BETTY:
Really?Really.
Well, where do you think
that "Team of Me"
mess started?
(MOCKING LAUGH)
All right, Betty,
that is enough.
Okay, Mama,
but I'm just saying...
Come on in this house
before I pop you.
BETTY:
Now, somebodyhelp that white girl.
She getting eggshells
in the tater salad.
Help her.
MAMA:
Always runningyour mouth!
You talk too much.
BETTY:
Don't nobody wantno crunchy-ass potato salad.
And you put
vinegar on these?
Yeah.
You gotta
market these, O.
(EXCLAIMS)
RJ!
Huh?
What the hell
are you eating?
I'm not eating, baby,
I'm tasting. These soy ribs.
You want some?
(GROANS)
Forget it, carnivore!
Why don't you tell me
about Lucinda Allen?
Oh. Oh, sh*t.
RJ:
Lucinda Allen?That was a bad one,
right there.
Well, see, I...
Baby, she's just,
you know...
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Hey, Clyde's here now!
Let me introduce you.
CLYDE:
What's up, family?Hi!
(LAUGHING) Hey there, baby.
What's up, baby?
You looking sharp.
Look at you.
Girl, Betty, you too much.
Clyde!
What's up, O?
What's up, Big Law?
I see you ain't
getting no bigger.
Look at you, boy.
Look at you, boy!
OTIS:
Lucinda,what's up, baby?
(LAUGHING)
Oh, my God, hi!
Good seeing you, baby.
Hey, look at you, boy. Look.
You sure you our relative?
Little Mexican!
I got a little something
for everybody!
I stopped to pick up
some red velvet cakes
for the picnic.
(GASPING)
From Cooter's Bakery
in Tuscaloosa?
CLYDE:
Yeah.Well, you only get one
golden anniversary, Mama J.
(EXCLAIMING)
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, yeah.
Hey! Hey, now!
(LAUGHING) There he is!
What's up, Papa J?
How you doing, man?
Is the fountain of youth
around here somewhere,
or you been
taking that Viagra?
(LAUGHING)
See, 'Cinda?
Lucinda!
I'm so glad to see you.
Welcome home.
Oh. Oh.
Now that's nostalgia for you,
right there. Family spirit
award goes to Roscoe!
Cross Colour Jones!
Look at you, boy!
Still wearing Otis'
hand-me-downs.
Come here, man.
They're in the bag.
Well, the airlines
lost my bag, so...
What's your excuse?
Man... Hey, man,
this that Tiger Hoods, man.
You know me.
I get my nine holes in.
Roscoe Jenkins.
(LAUGHING)
Oh.
Oh, it's been ages.
Wow, it's been so long!
(BIANCA CLEARS THROAT)
Clyde, Lucinda,
this is my fiancee...
My fiancee...
Bianca.
Bianca Kittles.
How you doing?
Bianca!
Sweeter than Skittles.
Girl, you prettier in person.
Is that so?
You find somebody
that say different, see
if I don't slap them to sleep.
And I don't even
get violent.
It's my pleasure, Bianca.
Wow, congratulations, you two.
The pleasure's mine.
What's up
with that?
(SINGING)
And, Lord, we thank you
for the pork ribs,
as well as, yes,
the coleslaw, and...
I hear what you're
saying, but look,
I gotta go.
Thank You!
And we thank You
and, yes, for
the scrumptious red
velvet cakes from Cooter's!
We thank You, Lord!
And they all did say,
ALL:
Amen!We thank you
for that beautiful
benediction.
You mean long.
RUTHIE:
Otis!Mama and I
are just filled
with joy
that so many friends
on this very special occasion.
This woman has
put up with me
for five decades,
and I love her now
more than ever.
Thank you, baby.
All right, Papa J.
Hear, hear, now.
(ALL CHATTERING)
BETTY:
Clyde, you trysome of this corn,
baby?
And don't you forget these
rolls, 'cause I made them
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