Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins Page #9
It's RJ.
Are you really willing to
put your career, your future,
in jeopardy over a crush?
Career? Baby,
we're getting married.
Get your priorities in order
and decide what and
who you really want.
Let that simmer
while you sleep on
the couch tonight.
We're going to
take a shower.
(SHOWER RUNNING)
Reggie!
Hell, no!
Get your nasty ass outta here!
I didn't know that was you.
You knew I was in here!
There is a naked linebacker
Now, you done brought
that little white gal
up in here,
now you trying to sneak around
and see some black meat?
Girl, ain't no...
I didn't try to come here
and look at you!
Well, then hand me
my feminine wash!
I can see why
you can't keep a man,
now.
You got to lay off them
Milky Ways and Doritos
and tortillo chips.
And your mother shouldn't have
did them goddamn drugs
when she was pregnant
with you! That's what's wrong
with your black ass!
God, your titties
are huge, Betty.
Look, I'm gonna
tell Daddy.
I'm gonna tell my daddy
that you are in here trying
to see my treats, Reggie.
Wait, you're gonna be lying
if you tell him that!
Then what was you
doing in here?
I thought that...
Can I just give you
this bubblegum and get on
out of here?
What? You wanted Chick-fil-A,
that's what you got.
I'm Burger King.
I'm a Double Whopper.
You want to see this
dark meat? I don't play
that foolishness. You're sick.
I do want to see
the black meat, but I don't
want to see a bundle of it.
Get out of here,
you sick nasty bastard!
RJ:
She gonna put meout of my room.
She's a survivor...
I'm a survivor!
Kiribati, my ass!
Good night, vegan!
(RJ LAUGHS)
Finally, peace at last.
(SNORING)
Bucky!
You stinky dog! Bucky!
Oh, hell no!
(SCREAMING)
He done pissed in my eyes!
It stinks! My eyes! It burns!
Oh, Lord! Oh! Oh...
(GROANING)
It stink. It stink.
My eyes are burning.
It got in my mouth!
They're burning!
Where did I
go wrong
with that boy?
Mama! Mama! Mama!
Lord have mercy.
RJ:
Mama!(DEODRANT SPRAYING)
(WHISPERING)
I don't know
what that is.
WOMAN:
(WHISPERING)Hell, no, that ain't me.
What the...
Come on, baby brother,
ease up, man. You got
my eyes tearing.
My skin is all itchy.
Don't do that, man!
Smells like garbage
truck juice out here.
PAPA:
Todayyou all continue the
Dry Springs obstacle
course tradition.
So get out there
and display that Jenkins
family athletic prowess!
And, no matter what, have fun!
(ALL CHEERING)
Good luck, young man.
Make me proud.
Win something.
Go on, have a good time.
BETTY:
Have fun.Jamaal, nobody remembers
who came in second, okay?
So you gotta
get pumped, right?
Loosen up.
Loosen up your muscles.
Come on, loosen up!
Come on, come on!
Win! Win!
We're winners.
We're winners.
Ease up now, Kiribati.
Jamaal, go.
This ain't none
of your business, Clyde.
Look, come on, man.
This is just kids having fun.
Well, it ain't no fun
getting beat. You should
know that, Cadillac man.
Hey, that was one time!
Even a blind squirrel
can find a nut.
Who are you
calling a squirrel?
"Who are you
calling a squirrel?"
Roscoe, that's who!
A blind, stink-ass squirrel.
And you the nut. Koo-koo!
Hey, leave my lady
out of this. I know you're not
calling my victory a fluke.
Oh, fluke, luck,
one in a million shot,
yeah.
Well, bring it on, Clyde.
We can do this right here,
right now.
(ALL ARGUING)
He's always been a loser.
(ALL CONTINUE ARGUING)
Hey, Daddy!
Daddy, you hear these fools?
I'm gonna arrest them!
(PAPA SHOUTS)
You two been at this
for 20 years.
Go ahead.
Knock yourselves out.
Starting line, 10 minutes!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, Daddy! Yeah!
Starting line,
Ten minutes. Ten minutes.
Ten minutes, Clyde!
BIANCA:
Get him!Ten minutes
to countdown, baby!
Come on, Clyde.
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral!
REGGIE:
Oh, shoot,it's the Negro Olympics!
Dad, are you
sure about this?
Focus, son.
Concentrate.
Cut me in or cut it out!
Clyde is favored to do
the job!
Good luck, 'Scoe.
That's right.
Who gonna bet?
Y'all better strap yourselves
in, 'cause this here's
gonna be funny!
Hey, Reggie,
let me get some
of that action!
I got a pulled hamstring
for Clyde and a back spasm
for Roscoe.
(BETTY LAUGHING)
RJ's in top shape.
Your man? No shape.
Clyde is not my man.
We are just...
Just friends.
Yeah. Like you and RJ?
What are you talking about?
I've been watching you.
Trying to win favor
with Jamaal. Realizing
what you missed out on.
It's pathetic.
And you're too late.
'Cause there are no
second chances for
washed-up prom queens.
(EXCLAIMS)
Sorry. Sorry.
Now, that was painful.
You a bad b*tch.
You bad.
A bad b*tch, Betty?
Please, okay?
She is a fake celebrity,
all right?
Her only claim to fame
is trading her panties
for peanut butter.
That's some nasty sh*t there.
News flash, honey.
Those panties went
for 20 grand online.
Wait a minute.
Twenty grand
for your panties?
Yes.
Well, wait,
I got some panties,
okay?
I got the good panties,
I got the thong panties,
I got the period panties.
They might...
Betty, I got
a news flash for you.
Bucky boned Fifi.
Oh, Lord!
Well?
Did he kill her?
She was on top.
BETTY:
The Pomegramian?LUCINDA:
Now thatis a bad b*tch.
BETTY:
Oh, my God.Fifi!
Your dog's a whore!
All right.
On your mark!
Get set!
(ALL CHEERING)
Run, baby!
Get out the way!
What is wrong
with them?
(GRUNTING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
Go!
Oh, get back!
Don't want nothing...
Hey, get back, sucka.
Watch out! Hey!
Get off me!
CLYDE:
I got him!I'm going!
Oh, no!
Share that!
Share that.
(SCEAMING)
I'm gone!
(EXCLAIMS)
Redemption!
Redemption!
Oh, no! No!
Forget it!
You gotta go,
Rasta boy!
(GRUNTS)
No!
Hey!
(GRUNTING)
Cannonball!
Oh, sh*t!
(GRUNTING)
Hit the floor, baby!
G.I. Joe!
Navy SEAL!
Navy SEAL!
Slip and slide, Clyde!
(GRUNTING)
Try the South Beach Diet,
fat-ass! Yeah!
(LAUGHING)
Come on, baby!
No, you don't!
Oh, hell no! No!
(LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY)
(GRUNTING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(SQUEALING)
Man, I felt that
in my stomach.
(GRUNTS)
OTIS:
Come on, baby!Let's go!
No! No! Hold on!
(SCREAMING)
Son, no! Wait!
(SCREAMING)
Sorry, Dad!
You! You wait! You...
(SCREAMING)
Hold on, baby!
Hold on!
BETTY:
Go, Clyde, go!(CLOTH RIPPllNG)
Oh!
(LAUGHING)
That's all right, baby!
REGGIE:
Look at themstretch marks!
Let's go, Jamaal!
You can do it!
OTIS:
Go! Go!Whoo! Yeah!
It's your ass!
Come on...
Oh, I got you now.
See you at
the finish line, boy.
Get up, baby! Get up!
Yeah!
Yeah...
You see that?
Upper body strength.
That's what
being in the gym
will do for you!
Well, I'm a power runner.
True warrior! Man!
I ain't never scared!
Yeah, me, neither!
(SCREAMING)
I'm going down!
I'm going down!
Mama...
I'm gonna die!
(GROANING)
(EXCLAIMING)
BETTY:
Go, Clyde, go!Go, RJ! Get him!
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