Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior Page #6

What's this?

(CHANTING )

(GRUNTING )

(SCREAMING )

They're coming at me too fast.

Speed is relative.

Slow them down with your mind.

(YELLING )

(GRUNTING )

Hey, who's littering my hallway?

(CHANTING )

You call that balance?

(WIND BLOWING )

(GASPING )

(BELL RINGING )

Don't forget to read Chapter 8.

(SIGHING )

(SHEN CHANTING )

Are these tiki torches? Cool.

Let me call my friends.

We'll have a luau.

Ow!

Time for your final lesson,

the aggression of a tiger.

(EX CLAIMS )

(BOTH GRUNTING )

(ALL GRUNTING )

(GROANING )

(GROANING )

(ALL YELLING )

Put everything you've learned into one.

Don't think about it. Feel it.

(SCREAMING )

(ALL YELLING )

(ALL GRUNTING )

(ALL GROANING )

I felt it.

Now you have become a Yin warrior.

I think you guys need this.

Come on, Shen. Let's celebrate

with your first cappuccino.

(BOTH LAUGHING )

I don't know what that is

but I hope it's chocolate.

I just hope

when the monks leave their bodies

my teachers won't remember anything

and hold it against me.

Don't worry, they won't.

I don't think. Well, they might.

(LAUGHING )

You.

(CELL PHONE RINGING )

Hello.

(SCREAMING )

-Lisa? What's wrong?

-You won!

-What?

-You're Homecoming Queen!

(SCREAMING )

-No way. Swear on the life of your cat.

-Tell her, Tory.

It's true. You won.

I won?

(ALL SCREAMING )

Okay, okay, I'll talk to you guys later.

Is everything okay?

(STAMMERING ) Lisa's on

the homecoming committee

and they just finished

counting the votes.

You are now walking

with the new Homecoming Queen.

-You are so lucky.

-Yes, I am.

Congratulations.

Well, you know, it's all because of you.

If you hadn't helped me

with my history class...

Hey, I've got an idea.

-Why don't you be my date?

-Be your what?

Date. It means you take me

to the homecoming dance.

-Sorry, but I can't go.

-Why not?

Oh, come on.

It's already bad enough

I have to ask a guy for a date.

You're not gonna make me beg,

are you?

(CHUCKLING ) You know what?

I'm definitely gonna miss

chocolate cupcakes and this, too.

What do you mean, miss?

Where are you...

Oh, yeah.

So when is this big battle thing

on your Chinese calendar again?

The autumn moon.

I know. I know. You said that.

Next week? Next month?

Like, a few days.

A few days?

-How many days?

-A couple.

Shen!

Tomorrow?

It's tomorrow?

Please tell me

it's not during homecoming.

-I'm gonna go get another one of these.

-Get back here.

You knew the whole time

that it was gonna happen

during homecoming, didn't you?

-Why didn't you tell me?

-I was afraid you wouldn't train.

So you lied to me instead.

-Monks don't lie.

-No.

They just don't tell the truth.

Well, is there anything else

you're hiding from me?

(ROARING )

(GROWLING )

YAN LO:
Your Lord of Darkness

commands you to awaken!

(THUNDER CRASHING )

(STONE CRACKING )

(QUARTERSTAVES THUMPING )

(STOMACH GROWLING )

Must be indigestion.

(BELCHING )

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

(GRUNTING )

(SIGHING )

SOLDIERS:
Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

Yan Lo! Yan Lo! Yan Lo!

I found this for your battle.

It was my mother's.

Why are you wearing that?

I'm going to homecoming.

I won.

I see.

(WEND Y SIGHING )

Grandma, I'm sorry if you're mad at me

but being a Homecoming Queen

is all I ever wanted.

Nobody asked me

if I wanted to be a Yin warrior.

You know what?

I don't.

I'm not angry with you.

You're my granddaughter

no matter what you do.

And I've never questioned your choices.

(SIGHING )

I hate it when she does that to me.

(SNIFFLING ) Well, it's not gonna work.

Battle evil

on the most important day of my life?

Get real.

So what if evil takes over?

The world's already evil.

It's my crown

and I'm gonna wear it tonight.

Evil can wait.

YAN LO:
Alone?

Your Yin warrior has betrayed you.

I may be alone

but I have the will of many.

Hope it's enough to beat these guys.

(YELLING )

(YELLING )

(GROANING )

(YAN LO ROARING )

(EX CLAIMS )

(GROANING )

(CAMERA CLICKS )

Come on, Daddy, I'm gonna be late.

KENNY:
Just a couple more.

It's not every day

you're in the presence of a queen.

Oh, you've taken enough pictures.

Mom, tell him.

Oh, she's right.

Here. Here.

Take some with the video camera.

KENNY:
Oh, yeah.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Oh, that's Tory. Gotta go.

Oh, and remember,

they're gonna crown me at halftime

-so don't be late.

-NINA:
Bye.

Bye.

Uh-oh.

Are we still monks or teachers here?

WEND Y:
Monks.

(GROWLS )

(SCREAMS )

Your hour of destiny has arrived.

Look, guys, I really appreciate

all the cool kung fu training and stuff.

I mean, I'm sure it'll come in handy

with soccer, or if I join the circus,

but I have my own appointment

with destiny.

Oh.

And... And tell Shen I'm sorry.

Maybe next time.

There won't be a next time.

He's gone to battle.

Alone?

(SCREAMING )

The time for evil has finally come!

(ROARING )

Stop!

Evil must face the force of the leopard.

The snake.

The crane.

The tiger.

And the Yin warrior.

Jessica?

Why didn't you guys tell me it was her?

I would have been here yesterday.

About 1 0 minutes ago

would have been nice, too.

Move, you big idiots!

(YELLING )

(ALL SCREAMING )

Shen, are you all right?

Not too crazy about the pain

but I'll be okay.

Witness, Yin warrior,

the darkness of a new day.

-That doesn't sound like Jessica.

-It's Yan Lo.

I knew this weak Yin warrior

would come to the aid of her monk.

Well, yeah.

-And to save the world.

-Right. And to save the world.

Attack!

(ALL YELLING )

Maybe you guys wanna jump in now?

(ALL YELLING )

(YELLING )

(YELLING )

(YELLING )

Grandma?

What are you doing here?

I knew you would make the right choice.

Put on your great-grandmother's robe

and save the world.

(YELLING )

(SCREAMING )

(EX CLAIMS WITH PLEASURE)

(YELLING )

Where am I?

-Wendy?

-Hey, Jessica.

You're kind of at the museum.

-Why?

-WEND Y:
I don't know.

You're supposed to be at homecoming.

You're late.

I am?

I mean,

I thought

everyone already voted you queen.

I've been thinking lately.

And there are other things that are

more important to me right now.

You better hurry

if you're gonna get that crown.

Yeah.

Thanks.

I am so proud of you.

Oh, Grandma.

Let's go home. Mooncakes on me.

I don't think this is over yet.

I was wondering

why I survived this time.

(ROARING )

(ALL YELLING )

(SCREAMING )

Shen, any advice here?

I don't know.

This is first time

Yan Lo has shown up in person.

Okay, that's not gonna help me.

(YELLING )

(YELLING )

(SCREAMING )

(GROANS )

Let him go!

It's destiny.

You must let me go.

No! Grandma, I'm losing Shen.

What do I do?

Everything you have learned!

Let him go!

(MOANING )

(SCREAMING )

Shen! Shen!

At last,

the days of doom become destiny.

No, I won't let Shen die.

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