West and Soda

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I've been not in a cot cat and damned

have they being looked scared...

ehi you moviesh girl are all come along

or you're nervous, are you?

I'll kill the first move living guy who talks.

- Ah! Gear, me too! Ah ah.

Gosh see something, oh...

we are just kidding fellows good boy,

have a good time and don't mind us...

Buh!

- Worms

- worms

Ehi you whisky! Give a couple of

others so we can drink

at the only guy who's better

than we are the big boss.

Yes, the big boss, too pity it's pink.

- Get your hats off!

- Worms

- Cheers

- Cheers

- Cheers

- Worms

Go down coward, which you...

finally fool.

Chicken soft music to the ears:

The voice and his world.

She is a pure real sunlighter in this

miserable place of eat and drink.

See how she struggles for her bread...

You are cute abelard... so masculine,

you bring up strange emotions in me.

- Ich! Ich! Ich!

- You bring up the poetry in me...

all I ask is a little kiss...

Someday you may over my heart but not too

fast or you humh mhm... may think I'm a fast.

Well who would know it... is a poet ehi

now I get it I guess I'm really with it

come Esmeralda don't be meak

plant a slurp on my cheek...

- Go, change yourself, fatty...

- Urgh!

Ich! Ich! Ich!

Well, I'm sure you, a big and strong man

want to talk about whatever

it is that big strong men usually talk about

and I know is nothing that will be fit

for my delicate ears. I'll be back later boys...

you creeps and if you think there's any of...

...be sure to give him my best.

Ehi... pianoplayer, silence ain't golden,

is dangerous,

I feel like hearing something real gay and

happy to match may gay and happy mood

- I want to hear lively tunes

- Healthy...

to go with a laughter and the

joiy of this joint, get it?

Mh... mhh... Come on, get the key...

now we're listening eh, eh, eh.

But I warn you, no clinkers,

I can't stand clinkers.

I warned him I'm a very sensitive fellow,

it's just the way I am something like clinkers

get on my nervs, anyway he did it on purpose.

Buy five foots boots, small box, probably

broke, so no oak playing time not line,

pattern and frighten charges can

be sent to the nearest relatives.

Ich ich ich

Out lorsh marshall, out lorsh we want it

dead or alive and you'll be dead.

- Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...

- Ich ich ich

Whoever you are listen to me...

you sh*t, fire, murder...

everybody always wants advice...

It's four o'clock, assistants police

aren't back yet.

I might as well murder a fly...

...get up and fly!

Get out of my eye and fly, "fly"...

eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... I'm the best gun

in the west and that's no chest.

Yeah! I'm known as the velvet finger.

Bright Broth G. Lie and Murder!

Oh! It's you marshall, well,

nice of you to decide to give me

your land eh, eh, eh, eh,

I'm almost sorry that I had

your house burnt down...

what's that another pianoplayer,

oh those noughty boys

Lands more precious than gold...

I want to own it all...

y lands, is mine as far as I can see,

except forthat small farm

and that's the only fertile piece

in the whole valley

but it belongs to darling Clementine

but soon it'll be mine,

now that I'm the only decent bachelor

in these parts she can't refuse to marry me,

I'll have her, her cosy house,

and watt's more eh, eh, eh...

that rich green, good land.

Simmer down, this is a disonest man,

I give you my word!

I promise that by tomorrow

you'll have that juicy pasture!

Good, Bravo,

long live our boss!

That's enough, knock it off...

thanks, I deserve it.

Here's... to new land,

have a drink boss.

What's that... whisky! We might as

well try it! GOD!!! God...

cubes! They reopened the hunting

season on stage coaches...

pull up your pants you sloba

and follow me.

It's time to keep our regular appointment

with darling Clementine.

My milk improves enormously with

Chaicosky's sex walzy music.

With my crop of cream will be the cream of

the crop as long as we don't have to put up

up with any more of that dreadfull rock and

roll, it just brings out the butter in me.

This music puts me to sleep, gives me

something with a hot rhythm,

something with a afrocuban beat,

something to make my troops...

How uddly-cuddly!!!

Ci, ci, ci, ci, ciici...

Socrate don't scare the chicky

and don't drink so much

you're getting to be a regular

brooze-hound.

Here comes Clementine...

it's that time a day. Milking time girls!

Clementine is such a good girl she

deserves the very best we can give.

Go ahead, I'll stay here ask for

her land and her hand,

if she refuses scare her and I'll gallop

to the rescue, she'll find me insistable...

- You must be in love! Ich ich ich...

- Aaaahh

Shut up, do what I say,

I'm the big boss.

When I was only a calf, I saw a rodeo once

and they had a marvelous way

of catching a bull;

twirled a rope and zum...

he has the bull by the horns.

You girls, if you ask me that's no way

to pick a husband they say

they not pick up bulls that way

they throw them down.

I wonder if Clementine

can catch a man that way!

But she's trying to scare the man away!

No, just bad men, that's not

a scare crow she is making...

that's a scare bandit. Frankly I'm worried

about Clementine if any of this group

wants her land but claimes after hand.

Well, he is ugly.

But being a man makes...!

Look girls! Here comes the assistants is...

Don't just stand there Dolly,

I'll be along, turn the allarm!

Oh ooh oh...

Are they coming to ask for my hand again?

Hello darling Clementine, our boss who's

hiding behind some rocks out there,

said us to ask you for your hand and

your lovely lace green patch of land...

You know this property is all he can think

of poor men he is going loco

with desire for it, he is dying for it...

He wants it so much that its killing him

and everybody else... bang, bang...

Kill your gruesome boys, gruesome...

any too quick for me...

Well, Slim the boss says to scare her

if she refuses, so lets start the show.

Ich ich ich

How can I stop them, what'll I do?

Hey, ol Bessy... away...

two... one... two... three!

Ich ich ich

Ehi, here, have a good cigar!

Those noughty bandits now, what did I do

with that gun, oh trey're making

me so nervous now where's the powder?

Come on, sister!

Yaaaaa... Yaaaaa... Yaaaaa...

Pull... pull, till it blows up.

- Ich ich ich ich ich

- Ah ah ah...

I certainly hope this is the right way to

load it... if it is I have to shoot that.

Give that back to me, give it back so...

I can shoot you...

You bully...

That's enough! Dear, gentle lady

forgive these repulsive children,

they're just loaded with hot spirits...

...get out of here! I'll take care of you later.

I'm the only one strong enough to

control them... but... deep down,

they are really not so bad,

they just need a kind hand

and maybe you also need a kind hand?

Or... you learn what could happen to you

and house if you turn me down.

See...

made me your love will be a lot safer...

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