West and Soda
- Year:
- 1965
- 86 min
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I've been not in a cot cat and damned
have they being looked scared...
ehi you moviesh girl are all come along
or you're nervous, are you?
I'll kill the first move living guy who talks.
- Ah! Gear, me too! Ah ah.
Gosh see something, oh...
we are just kidding fellows good boy,
have a good time and don't mind us...
Buh!
- Worms
- worms
Ehi you whisky! Give a couple of
others so we can drink
at the only guy who's better
than we are the big boss.
Yes, the big boss, too pity it's pink.
- Get your hats off!
- Worms
- Cheers
- Cheers
- Cheers
- Worms
Go down coward, which you...
finally fool.
Chicken soft music to the ears:
The voice and his world.
She is a pure real sunlighter in this
miserable place of eat and drink.
See how she struggles for her bread...
You are cute abelard... so masculine,
you bring up strange emotions in me.
- Ich! Ich! Ich!
- You bring up the poetry in me...
all I ask is a little kiss...
Someday you may over my heart but not too
fast or you humh mhm... may think I'm a fast.
Well who would know it... is a poet ehi
now I get it I guess I'm really with it
come Esmeralda don't be meak
plant a slurp on my cheek...
- Go, change yourself, fatty...
- Urgh!
Ich! Ich! Ich!
Well, I'm sure you, a big and strong man
want to talk about whatever
it is that big strong men usually talk about
and I know is nothing that will be fit
for my delicate ears. I'll be back later boys...
you creeps and if you think there's any of...
...be sure to give him my best.
Ehi... pianoplayer, silence ain't golden,
is dangerous,
I feel like hearing something real gay and
happy to match may gay and happy mood
- I want to hear lively tunes
- Healthy...
to go with a laughter and the
joiy of this joint, get it?
Mh... mhh... Come on, get the key...
now we're listening eh, eh, eh.
But I warn you, no clinkers,
I can't stand clinkers.
I warned him I'm a very sensitive fellow,
it's just the way I am something like clinkers
get on my nervs, anyway he did it on purpose.
Buy five foots boots, small box, probably
broke, so no oak playing time not line,
pattern and frighten charges can
be sent to the nearest relatives.
Ich ich ich
Out lorsh marshall, out lorsh we want it
dead or alive and you'll be dead.
- Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
- Ich ich ich
Whoever you are listen to me...
you sh*t, fire, murder...
everybody always wants advice...
It's four o'clock, assistants police
aren't back yet.
I might as well murder a fly...
...get up and fly!
Get out of my eye and fly, "fly"...
eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... I'm the best gun
in the west and that's no chest.
Yeah! I'm known as the velvet finger.
Bright Broth G. Lie and Murder!
Oh! It's you marshall, well,
nice of you to decide to give me
your land eh, eh, eh, eh,
I'm almost sorry that I had
what's that another pianoplayer,
oh those noughty boys
Lands more precious than gold...
I want to own it all...
y lands, is mine as far as I can see,
except forthat small farm
and that's the only fertile piece
in the whole valley
but it belongs to darling Clementine
but soon it'll be mine,
now that I'm the only decent bachelor
in these parts she can't refuse to marry me,
I'll have her, her cosy house,
and watt's more eh, eh, eh...
that rich green, good land.
Simmer down, this is a disonest man,
I give you my word!
I promise that by tomorrow
you'll have that juicy pasture!
Good, Bravo,
long live our boss!
That's enough, knock it off...
thanks, I deserve it.
Here's... to new land,
have a drink boss.
What's that... whisky! We might as
well try it! GOD!!! God...
cubes! They reopened the hunting
season on stage coaches...
pull up your pants you sloba
and follow me.
It's time to keep our regular appointment
with darling Clementine.
My milk improves enormously with
Chaicosky's sex walzy music.
With my crop of cream will be the cream of
the crop as long as we don't have to put up
up with any more of that dreadfull rock and
roll, it just brings out the butter in me.
This music puts me to sleep, gives me
something with a hot rhythm,
something with a afrocuban beat,
something to make my troops...
How uddly-cuddly!!!
Ci, ci, ci, ci, ciici...
Socrate don't scare the chicky
and don't drink so much
you're getting to be a regular
brooze-hound.
Here comes Clementine...
it's that time a day. Milking time girls!
Clementine is such a good girl she
deserves the very best we can give.
Go ahead, I'll stay here ask for
her land and her hand,
if she refuses scare her and I'll gallop
to the rescue, she'll find me insistable...
- You must be in love! Ich ich ich...
- Aaaahh
Shut up, do what I say,
I'm the big boss.
When I was only a calf, I saw a rodeo once
and they had a marvelous way
of catching a bull;
twirled a rope and zum...
he has the bull by the horns.
You girls, if you ask me that's no way
to pick a husband they say
they not pick up bulls that way
they throw them down.
I wonder if Clementine
can catch a man that way!
But she's trying to scare the man away!
No, just bad men, that's not
a scare crow she is making...
that's a scare bandit. Frankly I'm worried
about Clementine if any of this group
wants her land but claimes after hand.
Well, he is ugly.
But being a man makes...!
Look girls! Here comes the assistants is...
I'll be along, turn the allarm!
Oh ooh oh...
Are they coming to ask for my hand again?
Hello darling Clementine, our boss who's
hiding behind some rocks out there,
said us to ask you for your hand and
your lovely lace green patch of land...
You know this property is all he can think
of poor men he is going loco
with desire for it, he is dying for it...
He wants it so much that its killing him
and everybody else... bang, bang...
Kill your gruesome boys, gruesome...
any too quick for me...
Well, Slim the boss says to scare her
if she refuses, so lets start the show.
Ich ich ich
How can I stop them, what'll I do?
Hey, ol Bessy... away...
two... one... two... three!
Ich ich ich
Ehi, here, have a good cigar!
Those noughty bandits now, what did I do
with that gun, oh trey're making
me so nervous now where's the powder?
Come on, sister!
Yaaaaa... Yaaaaa... Yaaaaa...
Pull... pull, till it blows up.
- Ich ich ich ich ich
- Ah ah ah...
I certainly hope this is the right way to
load it... if it is I have to shoot that.
Give that back to me, give it back so...
I can shoot you...
You bully...
That's enough! Dear, gentle lady
forgive these repulsive children,
they're just loaded with hot spirits...
...get out of here! I'll take care of you later.
I'm the only one strong enough to
control them... but... deep down,
they are really not so bad,
they just need a kind hand
and maybe you also need a kind hand?
Or... you learn what could happen to you
and house if you turn me down.
See...
made me your love will be a lot safer...
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