West and Soda Page #2

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I love you darling Clementine

and I love your land, I have tremendous

plans forthe future of this valley,

tremendous spectacular plans,

and ljust happen to have one with me.

Look at that!

All of it will be ours.

What do you think of me now?

- May I speak frankly?

- Oh, I'm waiting anxiously for your answer.

You make me sick.

Hey Slim, the boss got a

little dizzy, take a look!

- It must be love!!!

- Maybe it was a lady's boot.

- Yeah, looks like he got a kick out of it.

- Right...

He, funny, his face is stamped

with soulful love.

Ich ich ich... It's made a

deep impression on him.

Ich ich ich...

Her attitude has left it's mark in

our minds and on my face...

deeply...

...people of the valley today

Clementine turned me down,

forthe last time she has refused me her

sweet and love and her valuable land.

He did it! Hip, hip, urrah,

hip, hip the boss...

no one... a piece of land but

my patience has run out finally.

I don't like the way the boss shout,

we're in for more trouble than usual.

People you know my reputation as a

great lover of land among otherthings.

Cattivissimo... You are all of us!

Uuuuus!!

You set them out forthe boss and you...

through tick and ticker.

All right, let me ask you something.

I want to know how deep is your loyalty.

Are you willing to be hit in the

face with a lady's boot?

Nooooo!

Before you answer let me

put it to you differently,

are you willing to let your boss

be hit in his face with a lady's boot?

Eh?

Now tell me, do you want me to be hit

in the face with a lady's boot?

- Nooooo!

- I didn't think you would

and so now we'll handle that little lady

the way we've handled the whole valley.

We change the last cinema in the stand

in the way of progress that your

Clementine does not outlook... up to know

but from tonight on she's got to find out

and is up to you to get up for find out to guess

this new entire valley orto get that little lady.

For he's a jolly good fellow,

for he's a jolly good fellow, for...

he's a jolly good fellow and so

said all of us, and so said all of us.

- The music of nature.

- The rain is very good forthe fields.

Some of you have a cigar?

I start liking cigars.

Dolly, please...

Yaaa.

Oh, you are nothing but a worm, a snake,

coyote cat, get out of here, get out,

don't let me see you ever again!

Lh ih ih... Bye.

I wonder why the light didn't roasted you!

La la la m m m mmm la la la

Oh stranger, this place is busy

as an hotel, sing the alarm...

This time is loaded...

go away or I shoot,

one...

two...

two and a half...

two and three quarter...

two and seven eight...

is he dead already?

Darling, put on an appropriate record,

there is someone dead there.

Who is he? I've never seen him before,

he looks dead but,

if he is dead why does he feel smoking

and if he is not dead maybe he's alive,

that means he's not dead yet...

- Ehi stranger are you dead?

- Alive girl... only tired!

Why are you lying there?

- I fell off my horse!

- So I noticed!

Ljust rode 1381 miles...

I've got to get out, I can't stay here.

You can stay here, what's more

you need is rest and vitamins,

meantime tell me who you are, where you

come from, where're you going and why.

Do you really want to know all about me?

Well, don't think that

I'm interested in you.

Noooo... then why you're asking all those

questions, if you are not interested in me.

Anyway, my name is Johnny.

Oh... the more I look at him,

the more I want to look at him.

- Ssssssstt

- The more I want to look at him...

he's beautiful!

- It was an accident.

- I'm sorry, I shoot without thinking.

Mhhh... what a coincidence right now

I could use a fast gun like you.

No...! Anything but that don't ask me to

shoot that man I couldn't do it ever again.

- Why not Johnny?

- Complexxes! My past is chasing me!

Johnny why did you leave your guns at home?

Don't you feel unprotected without them?

Well to tell the truth,

I do feel a little naked.

I'm going to do a little shopping, but please

Johnny try not to get into any trouble

without your gun is going to be very hard.

Welcome stranger... oh, oh, ah, ah,

glad to see felling for us, down.

But watch yourself down, if we're

around you could get afraid. Lh ih ih

Yehhhh! Ehi you...

you down the bar with the hat,

ye I'm talking to you,

you're new round these parts...

am I right, tell me you fellow, where are

you from, uhm what do you know,

which way you end up, we're interested,

and now tell me something else you wouldn't

by any chance be a dirty government agent

would you? You know something Slim?

He must be a mushroom

that pops out last night.

A fresh little mushroom from...

nowhere, ah, ah, ah, ah,

I don't like strongsider strangers!!!!!!!

- They're fighting, eh?

- I fell so.

- Dirty fighting.

- It's their work.

Business looks good.

- Is he a stranger? Never saw him before!

I wonder how he likes the town.

It's mighty quiet...

they must have done someone in.

Sorrow, over six feet, long box, probably

broke sell an oak, best brest, first class

a packing freightining planting

charges to grease digger relatives.

Coward scandalous, shame on you picking

on a handsome honoured man.

Oh... you'll pay forthat.

Come on Johnny, lets go get your gun

and show those two horribles

drunkers they can't do this to you...

and I'm shocked at you Esmeralda...

giving such company.

But, I didn't pay the bill for

the juice I didn't drink.

You should have paid

those two bills instead!

When you're angry like that you seem to me

even more beautiful. Ah ah ah.

Lh ih ih...

Look at that, look what the stranger got.

Gold, shiny gold, it's a fantastic

nugget, you two found!

You mean, that I found,

I won't credible find again.

That idiot of Slim has

nothing to do with it.

Aaahhh! Do you think I'm nothing but an

idiot? I'll review a part, piece my face,

then I'll put upir fath hang up in the sun

and swink and fly in your...

bunk and nobody calls me an idiot.

Shut up idiots, put your brains to work

if either of you have got any! Ah...

I want him to tell us the way

to find the shiny gold nugget...

there must be many more where

he found this gorges little beauty.

I always had a weakness

for shiny gold nuggets.

I love them even more than I love land

and land is gold... Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

Oh! What a lovely silence.

Silence is more than anything

else a sysmatic phenomenon.

Ehi Johnny, what does it mean?

I don't know. Very often I don't have the

slighest idea what I'm talking about.

- I'm very curious about you Johnny!

- You think it!

I got that message when you started

cross-examined me, so...

face my slightest phisical imperfection...

I've got... as you can see.

Tell me. Why are you complexed?

Did you kill someone?

- Euh... I shoot.

- Did you really?

Crazy, you don't look like a killer.

Who did you shoot?

Oh, well, my best friend.

He was going to kill me.

Did you ever consider going

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