Wet Bum

Hey those are my clothes!

Good luck getting home.

Sorry.

Molly, come on.

Zero, one...

Nine, one.

Please, your name?

Sam.

Connecting.

- Hello.

- Hi Mom.

You okay?

Can you come pick me up?

Judith?

Judith, we're here

to clean your apartment.

Judith, can you open the door

please?

Judith?

Judith?

We're going to start

your cleaning now.

Sam.

This is my daughter Sam.

She's going to be cleaning

the apartments.

We're going to get at it then.

Okay?

Do they stay in the room

when I clean?

They can do whatever they want,

this is their home.

It's just weird am I

suppose to clean around them?

Sam you're suppose to do whatever

I tell you to do.

Okay?

- Okay.

Almost forgot.

Here.

It's the master key.

I need you to be responsible

with this. Okay?

Yeah.

You Okay?

What happened?

I'll be right back.

Hold the elevator.

Well have you thought about

taking him back there?

Maybe if he gets to see it again

maybe he'll stop trying to go.

No, I've thought about it

but the place is in such bad shape.

I just think going back there

would be, more harm then good.

I'm sorry. Sam?

You need something?

There's a dead bird.

I'm really sorry. Excuse me.

Yeah.

Sorry?

A bird flew into Judith's window...

...it's dead on the planter thing.

So clean it up.

Mom, I don't want to touch it.

Put some gloves on

and throw it in the garbage.

Mom.

Samantha, it will take

five seconds.

Okay. Fine.

- Sorry about that.

- No problem.

One, Two, Three...

Four.

Five.

Six.

21, 22, 23...

...34, 35, 36, 37...

...51, 52, 53, 54, 55.

I'm done cleaning is there

anything else you need?

Is there something you need?

What?

- Sam?

- I'm changing.

- You're not done yet?

- No.

Can I see?

I said I'm changing.

Really mom?

What?

I thought it was cute.

Come on, let me see.

I'm not wearing this.

Nate could you come here

for a second please.

Mom, no.

- What?

- Just come here.

Doesn't she look cute?

Shut up.

I'm not sure I would use

the word cute.

Stop.

I'm not wearing this.

Her who was now but a shadow...

...and a recollection.

Tears streamed from my eyes.

The rain had ceased for a moment...

...and I saw the fish play

in the water...

...as they had

done a few hours before...

...they had then been

observed by Elizabeth.

Nothing is so painful

to the human mind as a great...

...and sudden change.

He wouldn't hang out with us.

It turned out,

I was at his place one time...

...and he had tap shoes,

he'd being going to...

...tap lessons the whole time.

Sam, want a ride to the pool?

I'll go grab my things.

Meet you in the parking lot?

- Yeah, sure.

What are you doing?

Just getting a ride.

Are you two like best friends now?

I not allowed to talk

to your friends now?

You're not allowed to flirt

with them.

Don't you want a ride?

Anybody?

Guys seriously?

We went over this yesterday.

What do you scan the area for

before you jump in the water...

...to make a save?

Yes.

- No wire?

Electrical wire...

But yes, that's one.

Sam's clothes.

Guys, enough.

Good one.

Fine. Laps.

Come on. Now.

Sam, are you finally going to

do front crawl for me?

Please?

Hey Sam.

Hey Sam, can I talk to you

for a minute.

Fine.

Here, get in the water.

- Really?

- Yes. Really.

Come on.

Alright, so what is it about

the front crawl?

Is it the breathing?

I know how to do the breathing.

I just don't like it.

You don't like to breathe huh?

You know what I mean.

Well you know you got to be able to

do front crawl to pass this course.

I can swim.

Sam, I'm serious.

Front crawl is the fastest...

...and as a lifeguard you

have to be fast and efficient.

I can go just as fast swimming

underwater.

Wanna make a bet?

Here, if you can beat me...

...to the other end of the pool

swimming underwater.

I will never ask you

to do front crawl again.

But if I win then you have

to start doing it.

- Fine.

- Yeah?

Yeah.

Alright.

Here, backs against this edge.

I'll even give you

a head start too.

One, two...

...three.

You cheater.

You're fast.

What are you doing?

Hey man, I was just trying to help

Sam with her front crawl.

Oh, yeah?

That's front crawl?

Sam, don't you have to be

at work soon?

Okay, mom.

I expect you do be doing

front crawl next class.

You didn't win.

Hello?

I'm sorry.

I'm here to clean your room.

I'm not paying for that.

You don't have to, it's included.

Well I didn't ask for it.

I was told to do clean

every room. It's my job.

Sir?

Are you going to let me in?

- No.

Fine.

Well are you actually going to

clean anything?

You're b..m is wet.

I was swimming.

Looks like you peed yourself.

What are you doing?

I'm throwing out your old food.

I didn't tell you to do that.

Well it's old moldy food.

I can throw out my own food.

Do you want to put them back?

Are you trying to be funny?

Not now that it's been

in the garbage.

What is that?

It's vinegar.

That's awful.

It's going to leave a

hell of a smell.

Yeah.

Don't touch anything!

And don't go in the bedroom.

Okay.

It's recording mom.

It's recording Ed.

Then talk dear.

Hi this is Ed and Isabel.

We're not home right now

so please leave us a message.

After the beep.

Hey dad, it's Greg.

Answer the phone.

Dad, we really need

to talk about the house.

Call me back, please.

Okay, I'll try again later.

There is no one else who can

take you out.

I don't need you spying on me.

I'm not a god damn 12- year- old.

So stop acting like one.

If you do this one more time

I have to bring the police back in.

Call the police.

I'll tell them

you're holding me against my will.

Ed you made the choice

to come here.

No, we made the choice.

I'm sorry. Ed.

Get out.

Get out.

Everybody out.

Take your towels.

Okay guys, partner up.

Here Sam, you can be with me.

So guys today we're going to review

CPR and Sam...

...here is going to help me

with the demonstration.

Can you lie down?

Guys c'mon, take this seriously.

If you don't do this perfectly

by the end of the course...

...I can't pass you.

Thanks Sam.

So, first things first.

Look, listen and feel.

Which means you're checking

for breathing and a pulse.

And where is the best place

to do that?

Yeah, Rob?

Just below her b..b.

Yeah, funny Rob.

I hope you never have

to save anybody.

Seriously guys where?

The wrist.

Yeah, and the better place

to check for a pulse?

The neck?

Yeah, that's right.

Just below the jaw line.

Right there.

So then you listen for breathing.

Look for the rising of the chest.

Guys, come on.

You're going to have

to rescue people...

...of the opposite sex too.

So then next you make sure

the airway is clear.

You do that by tilting the

head back and checking.

So, once you've come to the

conclusion that your victim...

...is not breathing,

you commence mouth to mouth.

Two breaths.

It looks like Sam wants it

really badly.

Guys. Come on.

Guys, class is over.

Yeah.

He jumps into cars all the time.

It's a nightmare.

- What are you doing here?

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