Wet Bum Page #2

Pardon me?

Hey Sam.

Sam, you're going to

get yourself sick.

It's fine. Leave it.

Is she this stubborn with you?

Only when it comes to front crawl.

What's happening with your

front crawl?

Nothing. It's fine.

Sam?

Sorry is he eventually going to.

Sorry.

Come one Ed?

Ed, get out of the car.

Ed, come on. No.

Ed!

Please.

Can I grab your keys?

- Yeah, here.

Thank you.

Ed!

Out.

You're a little p..k

you know that?

Stop.

Come on.

Thanks again.

- Yeah.

And I'll make sure

Sam works on her front crawl.

It's fine.

I should probably get to work.

You work here?

Yeah.

It's not my choice

my mom is making me.

Sam.

Look I'm really sorry

about class today.

Yes.

Just don't pick me again.

Okay. I won't.

Can I just ask you

why did you pick him up?

The old guy?

Yeah, Ed.

I didn't.

I was stopped at

a red light...

...and he opened my door

and got in.

Really?

Yeah, he just got in my car

and started yelling directions...

...out of town.

So why did you take him here?

He kept asking me not to.

Hey, who's that spying on us?

That's Judith.

Is she looking at us?

It's hard to tell.

She doesn't to react to anything.

Oh yeah?

Let's see.

Stop.

I'm kidding.

I should probably get inside.

Sam.

I am sorry.

Here we go.

And left and right.

Higher this time.

And left and right.

To the music. And left.

Sally left, very good.

And right.

Here we go.

Keep going everybody.

Hello?

Would you be the

best friends do you think?

That's a good question.

She still wonders if his twins

is his best friend.

I don't know. We being a twin.

- Hello?

From birth to death

I never being alone.

Seth is my best friend.

This is a relationship that we

share that is so incredible.

And so difficult to explain.

You're so beautiful.

Stop it Robert.

Hey!

There you are...

...there's another dead bird.

- I didn't do anything.

What did you do?

Nothing.

Another bird?

Yes.

That's weird.

Can you go and clean it up please?

Yeah, sure.

Judith.

I came to clean it up.

What happened to the bird?

What are you doing?

Get out.

I said get out.

- Okay.

Okay.

I just go to mom to talk

the flirty session after class.

What flirty session?

What's going on with you and Lukas?

He's my swimming instructor.

Don't act dumb.

Nothing.

We were just talking

about something after class.

Sam, he's a creep.

Well then so are you.

I've seen you stay after class.

I wasn't hitting on a 14 year old.

Well I've seen you hit on Molly.

- I haven't hit on Molly.

- Do you guys have any laundry?

Hello?

No.

What about your uniform

and bathing suit Sam?

Fine.

Go.

Stop it. Get out.

- Stop stealing my tapes.

- I didn't.

Then why are they in your room?

- Mom.

- Yeah?

Did you take my bathing suit

already?

Why would I do that?

- C..p.

- Excuse me?

I forgot my bathing suit

at the retirement home.

Do you only have one bathing suit?

That I like. Yes.

Really?

Hey! Where are you headed?

The retirement home.

Oh, you working nights now?

No, I forgot something there.

You want a ride?

No. I'm good.

Oh, come on, Sam.

Come on I'll drive yeah.

- Fine.

So what is it you do here again?

I'm cleaning the retirement

apartments.

Yeah?

Are they in the rooms

when you clean them?

Most of the time.

Not always.

That's weird.

I'll just be a second.

Do you have to push this around?

Yes.

What's this open?

It's a master

to all the apartments.

Seriously.

Yeah.

So you can get in any room

with this key?

I think so, yeah.

Don't.

I'm just going to see.

I'm just going to look.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

He's not here.

Sam come on, it's fine.

Come on.

Come on.

Who is this guy?

- Put it back.

There's nothing in there.

Let's go.

Stop.

He'll know someone has been here.

I doubt it.

Come on. We should go.

Don't you want these earrings?

No. Put them back.

Alright they're going back.

Okay, let's get out of her.

Hurry up.

- I'm coming. I'm coming.

Calm down.

Sam.

Sam.

He's old.

I doubt he can remember where

his clothes were on the floor.

I hope not.

You alright.

Yeah.

What are you doing here?

She just forgot something.

What is he doing with you?

I was helping her find it.

Can you not talk?

He was helping me.

Did you find it?

- What?

- What you were looking for?

Come on.

Is she always there?

Sam I'm kidding.

Let's go.

Look, it'll be fine.

Honestly don't worry.

Okay?

You can just drop me off

right here.

Okay.

Hey I had fun.

Yeah.

Thanks.

See you tomorrow.

Come on guys push it.

Last laps.

Sam! Front crawl.

Judith?

Judith.

Do you want to go outside?

What are you always looking at?

What are you looking at?

What happened to knocking?

Are you wearing lipstick?

No I just had some red juice.

Sam!

I get that you want to look nice

but don't need this.

Mom stop.

I'll do it.

- Okay. Alright.

Your brother's waiting for you

in the car.

Why can't I go on my own?

I'm not going to do anything.

What's with the red lips?

Hey, why is my bike in the back?

I'm not going to be able to drive

you back home.

Why?

I've got something else to do.

Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

What's that guy doing?

I think that's Ed.

- You know him?

- Yeah, from the retirement home.

Well he's freaking out

on those people.

Maybe we should stop?

No, I'm sure someone

will pick him up.

Hey Sam.

Hey.

Here you go.

Have a good time at the dance.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing, we're just hanging out.

See yeah later.

She should just come

to the party with us.

She's already all dressed up.

Shut up, man.

Get out of here.

What party?

It's ah...

You know that new subdivision.

Dude, shut up.

Just get in the truck.

- C'mon why can't she come?

Sam just go inside.

Why can't I come.

Sam, it will be fine. Okay?

Just come.

Come on.

Sam!

- Hey!

- Hey!

I'm happy that you came here

tonight.

Really?

You always seem so mad at me.

What?

That's just 'cause you never ever

do what I tell you to do.

Are you okay?

Sam what the hell

are you doing here?

I told you not to come here.

You can't tell me what to do.

Sam.

Samantha. Stay at the class.

You're late.

Oh, really.

Yeah, really.

Thanks, instructor Rob.

Well she is.

Just get back to your laps.

Get back to your laps.

He's right.

What?

You're late.

Sorry.

No excuse?

Because I gave you the finger

and got detention.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh man.

You should probably catch up

with everyone.

What about front crawl?

Sam, stop looking at me.

I wasn't looking at you.

Yes you were. I saw you.

No I wasn't.

You always are.

You sit in your little corner

and watch as we change.

No I don't.

Who here has ever seen Sam

change out of her bathing suit...

...after practice?

See Sam.

No one.

Well I have.

No you haven't.

You just sit there

and watch us like a perv.

Why do you want to see me naked

so bad Molly?

Because I want to know

this is a safe place...

...where I can come and change

and not have to worry about pervs.

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