Wet Bum Page #3

Are you sure it's not

because you're a lesbian?

I'm not the one watching

other girls change in the corner.

Sam. Put some clothes on.

Sam! Want a ride?

You okay?

You going to follow me

all the way there?

She finally speaks.

Come on Sam.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

So are you going to tell me?

What?

Why it looks like

you've been crying.

It's nothing.

I should probably go.

Okay see you tomorrow!

Yeah.

Mom. You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

- What happened?

- Sam, not now.

What are the tears about?

Is it your mom?

She can be a b..h.

Did you and that little p..k

break up?

Judith died.

I'm changing.

Sam?

I said I'm changing.

You're lying in bed.

Well I'm about to get up

and change.

I didn't realize that you were

so close to Judith.

I'm sorry.

I wasn't.

Then what is this about?

Nothing.

It's clearly not nothing, honey.

I'm worried about you.

Is this about Molly?

What's going

on between you two?

What?

Nate told me that you and Molly

are having some problems.

Well tell Nate,

to mind his own business.

Sam.

What is going on?

You guys used to be

such good friends?

My brother is an a..e,

that's what's going on.

Just because you're upset doesn't

mean you get to use...

...that kind of language.

Okay?

A..e.

Samantha!

- S..t.

- Okay. That's enough.

B..h.

Well, I guess you're going to be

staying in your room all night.

Thank god.

Remind me Molly, when did you

become such a b..h?

Around the same time

you turned into such a loser.

Molly?

Remember that time

that you let Rob finger you...

...in my basement?

Remember the next morning

how you made me research...

...if you could get pregnant

from a boy fingering you.

At least boys want to touch me.

The closest you've ever come to

any action is...

...being taught mouth to mouth.

Look Molly.

I think I just found your baby.

Alright guys, what do we want

to start with?

Why don't we start

with mouth to mouth?

- You would want to start with that.

- Shut up.

Why don't we start with laps?

Are you kidding me?

You suggested laps?

You barely do them as it is.

Laps it is.

Come on guys.

You should be used to this by now.

Let' go!

I'm not doing front crawl.

Well you're the one

that suggested laps.

That was to shut them up.

Hey!

What are you doing?

Molly what the hell?

Sam, you okay?

Molly out, now!

Sam?

I'm fine.

What happened?

Nothing. Molly was

just joking around, I guess.

You going to tell Mom

about this too?

Hey you.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Would a ride make you feel

any better?

It might help.

Just help, no guarantee?

Yeah, no guarantee.

Well, I guess I'll take

what I can get.

You coming?

You know?

I can fail them.

Hey look, there's that Ed guy.

Aren't you curious

where he wants to go?

I doubt he'd get in my car again.

Okay, fine.

We'll take you.

Where?

Wherever you want to go.

How much further?

Just keep driving.

I'll tell you when to turn.

That lady died.

The window one?

Yeah.

Judith.

The woman you gave the finger to.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Do you think

my finger caused her death?

Not funny.

It could be.

Imagine if you could kill someone

just by giving them the finger.

Stop.

It's up here on the left.

How long has he been

at the nursing home for?

I'm not sure.

Hey maybe we should go.

It looks like it's all boarded up.

Maybe we shouldn't have

brought him here.

It was your idea.

I'm kidding.

Just give him time. Okay?

Your hair's still wet

you must be freezing.

Do you think he'll be okay?

What are you so worried about?

I don't know.

Look, he's been getting

in people's cars for months...

...just to get here.

Let's just him enjoy it. Alright?

- Okay.

- Alright, so calm down.

I am.

- Really?

- Yes.

Then kiss me.

- Is that a demand?

- Yes.

Or what?

I'll fail you.

- Really?

- Yes.

Well, that seems completely unfair.

Kissing me seems unfair?

Okay.

- I was kidding.

- No. No.

- Hey, come on.

- Cut deep.

- I was joking.

- No.

What are you doing?

Come on.

Stop. Hey. Come on. Stop it.

That wasn't so bad, was it?

Well, I'll see yeah later.

Really?

That's an unusual bra.

It's still wet.

- I was in a rush.

- Yeah. Apparently.

Come on.

Sam, I'm kidding.

What the f..k?

Jesus.

What the hell, man.

Get off my property.

I brought you back here.

What are you doing?

Stop.

I said stop, you a..e.

Sam, get in the car.

Okay, fine.

What are you doing?

You're too young

to get mixed up with him.

- That's none of your business.

- He's a p..k.

He brought you back here didn't he?

Only so he could take advantage

of a young girl.

He wasn't taking advantage of me.

Well that's what it looked like.

I was fine.

I didn't need you spying on us.

Well this is my property

and I'm don't want...

...a bunch of minors screwing

around on it.

This isn't your property anymore.

Yes it is.

Then why don't you live here?

Because...

Because why?

Why?

Is it because you're too old

to take care of yourself?

I've been in your apartment.

I've seen how you live.

Your disgusting fridge and your

wife's things still everywhere.

She's not coming back

to clean them.

Only me.

She, was my wife.

She, was the love of my life...

...and I let her die in that place.

I'm sorry.

I didn't...

- You didn't what?

Mean to come in here and yell

at me about how hard your life is?

- I'm sorry.

- No you're not.

You're a little brat

who doesn't realize...

...that she isn't

the center of the world.

Wait.

Every morning

she would stand here...

...staring out this window...

...telling me all the things

that needed to be done that day.

Like the barn roof needs fixing,

something like that.

She was a hot tempered,

bossy little woman.

And she never listened to reason...

...and she always thought

she was right.

Half the time I thought

she was crazy.

But she was mine...

...and this place was ours.

They're going to tear it down

any way.

Are you sure?

You okay?

Yeah.

I will be.

You?

Yeah, I think so.

My mom's going to be so p..d.

Yeah.

Alright, guys...

...let's just get the laps

over with...

...and then we'll deal

with exam review.

I would rather review first.

Well, I'm the instructor.

I don't want to do laps

right away either.

Okay, fine, we can start

by treading water...

...if you guys prefer that.

- No.

Okay guys, laps.

Now. Let's go.

Sam, can I talk to you after class?

Sam, how many times

do I have to tell you.

Front crawl.

Sam!

Sam!

Back to your laps.

Mom.

I should probably tell you

that I might fail...

...this life guarding course.

Well...

I guess you're stuck

working here.

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