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Synopsis: Tom plans to surprise Sara with an engagement ring, and he's asked his four best friends to witness the popping of the question at his place on Valentine's night. Trouble is Sara's left him a "Dear John" letter and will be by soon for her suitcases; plus, thinking it's a party, Tom's friend Sal has invited five women who were at his bar to come too. First the men talk - about women, sex, love, and homophobia (Tom's pals include a happily married guy, a gay man newly engaged, a metrosexual, and Sal, an inveterate player). Then the women arrive and argue in the loo about men and sex before joining the boys for talk, alcohol, and hookups. But what of Sara, and what of love?
 
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2007
93 min
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you have got to unhinge

like a f***ing python

because you will never

be the queen

unless you learn

to swallow the king!

Oh, my god!

Becky,

look at his butt!

It is so big!

You're bullshit!

You know what? That's bullshit.

This is

a little bullshit.

Ha-ha.

Okay, good.

They're the ones who created

the Frankenstein's they abhor.

Frankenstein was a whore?

Leave my wife out of this.

Imagine that conversation?

"Mr. Johnson, we have some

bad news and some good news.

"The bad news is,

we've found some growth

"in the cerebral cortex

of your brain.

"The good news is,

uh-h-h-h,

you can start sucking dick

immediately!"

Fantastic! I love that take,

but I'll never use it.

All right, Sal.

Yeah, me too. I used to love it.

Tom always... sorry.

Tape this sh*t up!

Oh, my god. What do you

think that means?

Well...

When I see dogs having sex,

I think it means...

good. One last time

just on that first part.

No, no,

I don't think so.

If the world could keep

their opinions...

To themselves.

If that's what being married's

about, you can keep that sh*t.

Ain't no way this motherf***er's

ever getting married.

Whatever!

If that's what being

married's about,

you can keep that sh*t.

Ain't no way

this motherf***er's

- ever getting married.

- Whatever.

If that's what being married's

about, you can keep that sh*t.

Ain't no way this motherf***er's

ever getting married, you heard?

Heh, okay. Okay, good.

We got all that?

It's all covered? Cut it.

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Mars Callahan

Mars Callahan (born 1971) is an American actor, film director, producer and writer.He is perhaps best known for the film Poolhall Junkies where he served as director, actor and screenwriter.At the age of eleven, Callahan toured with a children's musical group through thirty-seven states. At fifteen he received his first acting role in the television series The Wonder Years. After honing his acting skills in television he tried for the big screen and soon appeared in various films. Inspired by the directors he worked with Callahan decided to try working behind the camera and in 1998 shot his first short film The Red Bag. In a 2007 interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Callahan revealed that he has had serious health problems when doctors found a tumor in his right kidney. He lost his right kidney and right adrenal gland, and has been in and out of a wheelchair for years.Callahan cashed in 94th place in the 2011 World Series of Poker main event, earning $64,531. more…

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