What Planet Are You From? Page #9

Take care.

To be clear, this really was

the leader of your planet, right?

If it's your insurance agent,

I'm in deep sh*t.

You're okay, man.

Thanks.

I got an alien, I got an alien!

You know what you said

about not knowing what love is?

Well, I don't know either.

Really?

No, but you married me.

We had a child.

You rescued him

and brought him back to me...

...and then told me the truth

about who you really are.

Maybe that's your way

of saying you love me?

I don't know.

Me too.

Let us celebrate

with Susan and Harold...

...as they renew their marriage vows.

Let this also be a time for

the rest of us to reflect upon...

...and make a renewed spiritual

commitment to our own vows and unions.

Harold and Susan have written

their own vows.

Harold, would you like to start?

Susan, when I married you the first

time, I did it to get into your pants.

Now I'm doing it because I want to

spend my life getting into your pants.

Thank you for marrying me.

And I will do everything possible

to make you and our new son...

Aaron.

...Aaron, very happy.

- That was beautiful.

- Thank you.

And now you, Susan.

Harold, meeting you taught me the

universe is one screwed-up place...

...where everyone's trying

to work out their problems.

But I'm honoured to work them out

with you, because I think I love you.

Very cosmic.

And with that, I again

pronounce you man and wife.

You may now kiss.

That was great.

- That was the wedding I always wanted.

- I know.

What a perfect day.

Your friends seem nice.

I didn't want to bring this up

until after the ceremony...

...but they want me

to be leader of the planet.

- You're kidding.

- No.

- What did you say?

- I told them I had to talk to you.

That's quite an honour.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks. But it means

we'd have to move there.

I could commute,

but that's a long commute.

All my friends are here.

Who? Liz and Alison

and what's-her-name?

- Why do you have to do that?

- Sorry.

I know nothing about your planet. I

don't know what the schools are like.

We're 1000 years ahead.

What do you think they're like?

You're going too fast for the baby.

Don't start. The baby was fine

in the transporter chamber.

Four solar systems,

I never heard a peep.

Okay, I'll commute.

Oh, Christ! Turn that thing off.

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