When Hainan Meets Teochew

Are you coming in, Mister?

Yes, Miss!

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Once there lived a handsome prince

and a beautiful princess

They owned a donkey

Talking about the donkey, here comes one

Thank You

Thank You

Thank You

Thank You

Hey!

Crazy!

As it is, your face is so irritating

Don't do things which are worse than that!

It's disgusting!

Why? You're not happy with me again?

Everyday I got to see your cuckoo face

Now I got to see you kiss a bra?

At least my cuckoo face is better than your

black face!

So what if my face is black?

Not like you, you bloody fairy!

Hey!

I pay money to rent your room every month

Not for you to insult me!

If you're not happy, move out of the house

At least I can rent the

room to somebody else

Normal human being

Not a transvestite like you!

Hey!

So the prince and princess

killed the donkey

and they lived happily ever after

Shall we?

Over...

Over...

Over...

OVER HARDWORKING!

Hey, Hainan-boy

You're still around?

Still working?

So hardworking?

"Qin lao" means hardworking

Hardworking means working hard

"Hardworking"

I'm working very, very

hard to be hardworking

Though I don't quite get

what you are saying

I think you make sense

Very good! Well done!

Well done means done well

Done well!

Well done!

Since you're so capable

I have to work hard!

Do well to have done well!

Then please do your best

I'll make a move first

Have a safe journey

Boss, even the way you walk looks good!

Suck up...

Suck up...

Suck up...

SUCK UP...

Brother!

You again?

Can you give me some privacy?

Brother, why are you wearing a bra?

This bra brings me luck

I won the lottery the

moment I picked it up!

Brother!

A man wearing a bra is like a woman wearing

a condom

It's very weird!

Why can't you regard me as a woman?

But you're my brother!

You were born in the year of the Dragon

I was born in the year of the Tiger

Have you forgotten we're the dragon and the

tiger?

Can you act more like a man?

Have you forgotten what happened ten years

ago?

I didn't want to bring it up

but you're forcing me to...

Hey! That's enough!

I don't wish to talk today

Leave me alone!

Pretty?

The weather's so hot!

You still wear such a thick jacket!

Hey!

What?

Play one game?

What game?

Scissors, paper, stone

Why?

You're very free?

No. If you lose, you don't

have to do anything

If I lose, I'd wash your underwear for you

Paper, scissors, stone!

You're so unlucky

You dare to play scissors,

paper, stone with me

You never died before?

Today you go out, you'd be very unlucky

You'll step on dog sh*t

Bird sh*t will land on you

You'll run out of toilet paper

Have diarrhea and can't find a toilet

Your whole body will be full of sh*t!

Crazy sicko

Teochew?

Not bad!

Pretty...

I'm sure men will drool when they see you

They'll want to tear off your dress

Let down your hair

Like mine

See who is the lucky guy who

gets to touch it tonight

You touch it!

Hey! You got it wrong!

I'm a girl!

I'm not wearing it tonight

Can you tell?

Can't tell?

I hate wearing bra

Yes, I hate wearing bra too!

So, how's life?

Okay

Who's your latest boy?

What boy? I'm so old already...

No luck, no romance

Really?

Really. I give up already

I'm going to ask you one last time

So, do you like guy, or girl?

Actually, what I need is a partner

Guy or girl?

Someone who I can talk to

Someone who can listen to me

Someone who can make me feel safe

A sense of security, you know?

A sense of security?

Just use a condom?

You're a superstar!

You can't say things like that!

You must have class...

Oh my...

Are you the one looking for a lost bra?

You've a problem with that?

You made a spelling error in your ad!

Busybody!

Your name is Hainan?

Who calls themselves "Hainan"?

Hainan-boy

Hainan-boy?

You are Hainanese?

I'm Teochew!

My name's Miss Teochew!

What's the big deal with one bra?

It's very important

It's difficult to retrieve items

that drop from your flat!

How did you know it dropped from my flat?

Don't take it too seriously. Bye bye!

Hello!

I'm Hainan-boy. I'm Teochew's good friend

Who are you?

Can you talk louder?

Can't hear you properly.

Construction's going on

I'm Hainan-boy. I'm Teochew's good friend

Who are you?

I'm his landlord

Oh!

He's said that before! Very handsome!

You must be the one!

Can you stop sucking up to me?

What do you want now?

Teochew asked me to come here to take

something

He's not home. Come another day

Wait! Wait...

Hey! So rude! Just walk in like that?

She said the thing is in her room

I'd just take it and go

That's my room

Nice room... so stylish...

One look and I know it's yours

Excuse me...

Handsome, can you open the door?

Of course not! How to open?

I don't know you

What if anything goes missing?

I'm his good friend.

I won't anyhow take his things

I don't trust you

Handsome Let me tell you a secret

What I'm going to take from the room

is something very exciting

and sexy!

Men who see it

will definitely not be

able to control themselves

What is it?

Something good. Something very steam.

Really?

Really! As steamy as a bird!

What are you doing in my room?

Why is my bra with you?

Who says it's yours?

This belongs to me!

My sister bought it for me!

Keep your hands off it!

Give it back!

Stop touching it, you pervert!

Pervert, return me my bra!

It belongs to me!

Give it back!

Give it back!

Hey!

This is my house!

Listen, I have enough of the both of you!

Get out of the house now!

What?

I'm not going to rent my room

to you anymore. Get out!

Hey, you let her in. Not me.

So? You think I care? Get lost!

Hey, this is not fair to me!

I'm not going to rent my room to a bloody

transvestite!

Hey, why you scold me bloody transvestite?

You're a bloody transvestite!

What else to call you?

You don't scold people like that

You must show some respect

Respect? To who? To you?

Bloody butch!

Hey!

Butch is enough!

Don't scold me bloody butch!

Yes, are you crazy? Anyhow scold people?

You bloody transvestite!

You bloody butch!

Bloody butch! Bloody transvestite!

Bloody transvestite! Bloody butch!

Bloody butch! Bloody transvestite!

Enough!

I've had enough! I'm not going to stay here

anymore!

Please go!

You think I don't know?

When I shower or change

You'll peep at me. Sometimes even take

pictures of me!

You pervert!

Pervert!

If I go to the police,

they'll surely arrest you

Put you in jail and cane your buttocks!

Come, let's go.

Whatever, just go!

Lecherous landlord!

I'm so pissed!

Sorry...

Why apologise?

I got you kicked out

He had always wanted to get rid of me!

He just needed an excuse to do so

I gave him the perfect excuse

Forget it

I don't wish to stay there anymore

Where will you go tonight?

It's not that difficult

to find accommodation

I have a spare room

Why don't you rent from me?

Lecher!

You'll step on dog sh*t

Bird sh*t will land on you

You can't find a toilet

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